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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bus Tour (S04E04)

"It was for a lot of money."
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"Anyway, you can wire-transfer it."
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"into a political sideshow."
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"Oh, come on, you guys were only going"
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"to apologize for the press."
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"It's rude to say it."
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"We wouldn't even think it."
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"Yeah, that's a ridiculous claim."
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"We brought a "sorry for your loss" fruit basket"
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"for Bobby."
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"And it is very classy. No melon, no apples."
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"You were going to use us,"
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"and we just turned the tables on you."
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"'Cause I'm smarter and faster."
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"That is not a judgment. That's just a fact."
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"We're both just doing whatever it takes to win, right?"
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"I love polka dots. It's so cute."
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"I'm sorry, I should have seen this coming."
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"And we should not have driven here"
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"on a bus with your face on it."
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"No, it's my fault."
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"And you know what? Jen is right."
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"No, Leslie, yes, you are."
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"All you need to do is stop the machine for a second"
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"and go apologize to Bobby."
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"Alone without cameras."
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"Thanks, Ann, but where was that advice six hours ago?"
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"That's not going to work."
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"April."
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"I just got Champion his dog food,"
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"you're officially April Ludgate Dwyer,"
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"installed a smoke detector, and now I'm back."
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"What's next?"
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"Nothing, Chris."
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"Just sit down somewhere and stop bothering me."
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"I can't."
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"I've had a very tough year."
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"I can't stop thinking about Ann and Millicent."
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"I go to a dark place."
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"Okay, first of all, dark places are awesome."
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"Secondly, Ann is kind of lame, so way to dodge a bullet."
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"And Millicent is Jerry's daughter, so two bullets."
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"And you're not alone. You've got... lots of friends."
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"Somewhere."
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"I assume."
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"You're going to be just fine."
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"Thank you. You're right."
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"I'll be fine."
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"I'm not fine. It didn't work."
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"Hey, Bobby."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Want to play bowling?"
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"Why don't you play with the real one?"
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"Oh. I like this one better."
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"The little guy looks like me. See?"
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"Hey, can we talk for a second?"
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"Look, I just wanted to say I'm really sorry your dad died,"
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"and I'm really, really sorry I called him a jerk."
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"That's okay."
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"He was, like, a million years old."
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"And he was kind of a jerk."
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"and he couldn't have cared less."
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"You know, my mom was a great athlete when she was a kid."
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"So in junior high, I joined the track team"
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"to impress her, even though I hated it."
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"And at the end of the year,"
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"And I finished dead last."
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"But she wasn't."
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"She ran up to me, and she wrapped me up in this big hug,"
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"and she told me she had never been more proud of me."
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"Thanks, Leslie. That's a great story."
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"I'm not 100% sure I get the point, but--"
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"The campaign is over, and you finished."
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"Win or lose,"
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"I bet you anything that your dad was proud of you."
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"There you go."
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"There's no vans within 50 miles,"
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"and, for some reason,"
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"no one wants to lend me $10,000."
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"that bunco artist would just demand more, trust me."
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"Don't move. Let's just stay here."
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"For like an hour, and not let him out."
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"This isn't right. Our girl's worked hard."
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"We're so close."
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"I know he didn't just hit my baby!"
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"Hey! What the hell, guys?"
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"Move!"
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"All right."
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"Y'all got your seat belts on?"
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"Did you see that?"
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"That son of a bitch just rear-ended me."
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"Am I dead?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Exactly, Bill. What the hell?"
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"You just rear-ended me."
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"That is not what happened."
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"- But I got witnesses. - Yeah."
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"It went down exactly the way my girl said it did,"
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"you mean, bald man."
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"Hey, what about you, Mr. "A man's word is sacred"?"
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"Gah!"
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"All right, let's go to the video again."
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"Sweet kick, Leslie exits the building,"
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"and then you get hit."
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"What else do we know?"
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"We know that Leslie was about 15 feet in front of you,"
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"so clearly the assailant has terrible aim."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Or..."
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"Leslie wasn't the target."
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"Well, who then?"
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"Okay, that's permanent marker."
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"Go find Ben,"
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"get a list of everyone he's ever fired."
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"Go, go!"
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"Macklin, you son of a bitch."
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"A lot of people have been asking me"
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"how I feel about everything that's happened today."
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"Well, let me tell you a little story."
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"My dad was this amazing athlete when he was a kid."
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