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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bus Tour (S04E04)

Okay.

"Okay."

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Wha-- I'm on it. I'll go. I'm going.

"Wha-- I'm on it. I'll go. I'm going."

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Please, I can go. I don't mind.

"Please, I can go. I don't mind."

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It's better than listening to her

"It's better than listening to her"

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stump speech for a millionth time.

"stump speech for a millionth time."

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No. I will do it. I have to do it.

"No. I will do it. I have to do it."

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I need to do it. Good-bye.

"I need to do it. Good-bye."

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This has been a difficult year for me, romantically.

"This has been a difficult year for me, romantically."

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Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor--

"Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor--"

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lots of disappointment,

"lots of disappointment,"

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but if I keep my body moving

"but if I keep my body moving"

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and my mind occupied at all times,

"and my mind occupied at all times,"

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I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

"I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair."

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome"

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the next city councilor of the great city of Pawnee,

"the next city councilor of the great city of Pawnee,"

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Leslie Knope!

"Leslie Knope!"

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This is "eagle one," "been there, done that"

"This is "eagle one," "been there, done that""

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is leaving the stage.

"is leaving the stage."

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"I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it"

""I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it""

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is in position.

"is in position."

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What do we want for our city? I'll tell you what I want.

"What do we want for our city? I'll tell you what I want."

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I want better schools, I want cleaner streets,

"I want better schools, I want cleaner streets,"

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I want to expel the violent gangs

"I want to expel the violent gangs"

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of geese in Detweiler Square.

"of geese in Detweiler Square."

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And I will finally eliminate this city's libraries!

"And I will finally eliminate this city's libraries!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign

"In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign"

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into a well-oiled machine.

"into a well-oiled machine."

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every time.

"every time."

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Here, check this out.

"Here, check this out."

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And now, a two-second awkward silence

"And now, a two-second awkward silence"

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after Leslie does her Rodney Dangerfield impression.

"after Leslie does her Rodney Dangerfield impression."

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these geese don't give me no respect.

"these geese don't give me no respect."

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No respect at all.

"No respect at all."

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and it never works.

"and it never works."

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When I was building parks, helping the community,

"When I was building parks, helping the community,"

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and putting together the harvest festival,

"and putting together the harvest festival,"

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where was Bobby?

"where was Bobby?"

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He and his father, Nick Newport

"He and his father, Nick Newport"

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were exploiting this city for their personal gain.

"were exploiting this city for their personal gain."

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You deserve more.

"You deserve more."

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Here's the best part.

"Here's the best part."

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Watch what happens when she says...

"Watch what happens when she says..."

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Together, we can build a better Pawnee.

"Together, we can build a better Pawnee."

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♪ Get on your feet ♪

"♪ Get on your feet ♪"

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Everybody says they care about the issues,

"Everybody says they care about the issues,"

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but at the end of the day,

"but at the end of the day,"

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all anyone really wants is free clothing

"all anyone really wants is free clothing"

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shot at them from a cannon.

"shot at them from a cannon."

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I'm so close to putting it together.

"I'm so close to putting it together."

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There's got to be something we missed.

"There's got to be something we missed."

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Let's go over this again.

"Let's go over this again."

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The video shows that the pie came from a high angle,

"The video shows that the pie came from a high angle,"

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so it would've hit your face... like this.

"so it would've hit your face... like this."

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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Uh--

"Uh--"

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No, no. It was actually from up higher.

"No, no. It was actually from up higher."

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Is that about right?

"Is that about right?"

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- Yeah. - Good.

"- Yeah. - Good."

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Clean yourself up. Let's do this again.

"Clean yourself up. Let's do this again."

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Hey, Bill!

"Hey, Bill!"

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Tom Haverford from the Knope campaign.

"Tom Haverford from the Knope campaign."

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And you brought the whole posse with you, huh?

"And you brought the whole posse with you, huh?"

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I'm not changing my mind.

"I'm not changing my mind."

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$900 for one day.

"$900 for one day."

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Yeah, it was $900, but now it's $10,000.

"Yeah, it was $900, but now it's $10,000."

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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The Newport campaign offered me 10 grand

"The Newport campaign offered me 10 grand"

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to just rent the vans and park them somewhere.

"to just rent the vans and park them somewhere."

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So I'm going to tear up your contract,

"So I'm going to tear up your contract,"

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and I'm going to take the money.

"and I'm going to take the money."

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Anything else?

"Anything else?"

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No? Great.

"No? Great."

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He's just playing hardball.

"He's just playing hardball."

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Let me tell you how it's gonna go down.

"Let me tell you how it's gonna go down."

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In a few minutes, we'll walk in there,

"In a few minutes, we'll walk in there,"

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I start crying.

"I start crying."

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We need the vans, so please,

"We need the vans, so please,"

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give the vans, please?

"give the vans, please?"

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And if elected, I promise to stop the Newports

"And if elected, I promise to stop the Newports"

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and Sweetums from blatantly dumping contaminants

"and Sweetums from blatantly dumping contaminants"

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into the Pawnee river.

"into the Pawnee river."

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Leslie, can you comment on Bobby's father Nick Newport?

"Leslie, can you comment on Bobby's father Nick Newport?"

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Nick Newport has been intimidating and bullying

"Nick Newport has been intimidating and bullying"

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and poisoning this town for years.

"and poisoning this town for years."

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and if he thinks he can buy this election for his son,

"and if he thinks he can buy this election for his son,"

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he's wrong.

"he's wrong."

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Sorry, I meant can you comment on

"Sorry, I meant can you comment on"

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Nick Newport dying earlier today?

"Nick Newport dying earlier today?"

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He died?

"He died?"

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I...

"I..."

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Sad.

"Sad."

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No, my official statement is

"No, my official statement is"

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that is overall,

"that is overall,"

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a bummer.

"a bummer."

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Oof.

"Oof."

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- ♪ Get on your feet ♪ - No, this is isn't the time.

"- ♪ Get on your feet ♪ - No, this is isn't the time."

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No, guys. ♪ Get up and make it happen ♪

"No, guys. ♪ Get up and make it happen ♪"

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Frankly, he's a real jerk.

"Frankly, he's a real jerk."

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Now, Jen, what are your thoughts about all of this?

"Now, Jen, what are your thoughts about all of this?"

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This is not a time for politics.

"This is not a time for politics."

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I am calling on Leslie Knope to cancel

"I am calling on Leslie Knope to cancel"

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out of respect for the Newport family.

"out of respect for the Newport family."

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Anything else would be a classless move,

"Anything else would be a classless move,"

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on par with spray-painting nipples on the Lincoln memorial.

"on par with spray-painting nipples on the Lincoln memorial."

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I need everyone to gather around me

"I need everyone to gather around me"

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in order of how much I trust them.

"in order of how much I trust them."

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Here's the situation. A man has died.

"Here's the situation. A man has died."

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But that man is 98 years old, and he's an awful man.

"But that man is 98 years old, and he's an awful man."

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However, he is a man, and he died.

"However, he is a man, and he died."

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Also, you called the dead man a jerk.

"Also, you called the dead man a jerk."

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However, he was a jerk.

"However, he was a jerk."

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he had tons of mistresses,

"he had tons of mistresses,"

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he polluted this town.

"he polluted this town."

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Okay, Ben, what do we do?

"Okay, Ben, what do we do?"

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Okay, it's unfortunate, but the stakes are too high.

"Okay, it's unfortunate, but the stakes are too high."

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We can't just stop campaigning. We stop, we lose.

"We can't just stop campaigning. We stop, we lose."

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Good answer, great body.

"Good answer, great body."

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Ann, try to beat what he said.

"Ann, try to beat what he said."

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I'm not going to beat him.

"I'm not going to beat him."

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