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Clips from Family Guy - The Perfect Castaway (S04E04)

"Jeez, enough with that already. You're like a dog with a bone."
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"Hey, Death, what are you doing here?"
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"He even took a job selling cars to keep the family afloat."
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"No, but I caught this turtle. Named him Terence."
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"Oh Peter."
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"Sessions presents, a Peter Griffin Christmas."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"I can't afford to keep you. I'm gonna have to put you down."
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"This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do."
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"We now return to Gilmore Girls."
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"Mom, I need to talk to you about Dean."
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"Too old, too dead, and too fattening."
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"You don't have to tell that to my thighs."
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"Can you ask your thighs if they borrowed my Gap capris?"
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"They did not and are insulted that you've asked such a thing."
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"As insulted as Kitty Kelley..."
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"when people accuse her of taking liberties with her best-selling tell-alls."
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"And now, back to America's favorite game show..."
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"Okay, Peter. Listen closely and tell us..."
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"or, the rantings of former comedian Bobcat Goldthwait."
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"Here we go."
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"Well, Bill, that's gotta be Bobcat."
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"I tell you, fellows, if I don't find some fish out there soon..."
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"my family's gonna go hungry."
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"I've seen fish there. More fish than you could possibly imagine."
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"Fish as far as the eye can see."
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"Jeez, where is this Pelican's Reef?"
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"There."
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"But beware, no man has ever returned."
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"Many have gone. All have been lost. Vanished, never to be seen again."
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"I guess, would be the central theme of what I'm trying to get across here."
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"Pelican's Reef, huh? Then, that's where I'll go."
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"- Hi, there. - How are you doing?"
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"- Brian, look after the family. - Aye, aye."
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"- Chris, don't pick your bum. - No promises."
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"Meg, hefty, hefty, hefty. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy."
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"So you can watch the sea until I return. Go on, try it out."
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"Peter, I'm really not comfortable, stepping foot on this..."
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"Lois, I gotta leave in, like, five minutes."
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"Peter, we're your friends. We're always there for you in your time of need."
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"Especially when you provide the free beer."
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"Hey, I got an idea. Let's play "I never"."
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"You gotta drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did."
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"Well, I got one."
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"I never had sex with Cleveland's wife."
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"All right, let's see."
Family Guy
"God, let's see. What else is there?"
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"I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey..."
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"while reciting the pledge of allegiance."
Family Guy
"I never did the same thing but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, this is ridiculous."
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"Oh, boy. He's out cold. Hey, let's write on him."
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"Oh, my God. There's fish everywhere."
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"The amusing folksy monologues of young Will Rogers."
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"But me, I like the visual slapstick gag. Like this comically oversized powder puff."
Family Guy
"Play me off, Johnny."
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"- Ollie. - It's raining sideways."
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"Had one."
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"- What kind? - Turkey."
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"Coming up next, a pig who refuses to eat Jews."
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"A hurricane. Oh, my God! Peter's out there."
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"Don't worry, Lois. Peter's good at getting out of trouble."
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"Just like Kobe Bryant."
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"What were we talking about?"
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"- That's a hell of a catch, Peter. - Guys, this is great."
Family Guy
"Featuring such standards as..."
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"Everybody, look at the snow in the yard"
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"I brought these gifts for you"
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"They're up in my bum"
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"Look at the bells, look at the bells"
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"Holy crap, here come Jesus And he doesn't look too happy"
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"Hey, could I have one of those?"
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"Me? I'm here because of that."
Family Guy
"And their vessel was swept to the bottom of the briny deep."
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"Swallowed whole by the treacherous, unforgiving sea."
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"They sank, I guess, would be the one thing..."
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"to take away from this part of the seminar."
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"When we come back, I'll show you..."
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"It's lucky you packed so many blow-up dolls..."
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"Quag, Quagmire."
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"Be careful. The tiniest prick will pop these things."
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"We've been out here for days. I'm starving."
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"You're eating something."
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"- You bastard! You have food? - I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Give me that."
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"Yeah. See, now this is why I didn't say anything."
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"- I knew you were gonna get like this. - What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"- Look, Joe... - You've been eating me!"
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"Okay, you know what. Let's just agree to disagree."
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"Hey, guys. There's an island."
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"Just like my ancestor, Ponce de Leon Griffin."
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"There it is boys, the Fountain of Youth. Just like I told you."
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"We gather today to remember those brave Quahog men..."
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"who were lost at sea."
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"The Bible declares an eye for an eye."
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"So, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean."
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"- I just can't believe he's gone. - Don't worry, Lois. We'll get through this."
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"Daddy!"
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"All our friends are here."
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"Screw you, fish."
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"I miss you so much."
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"But I promise, one day I'll see you again, Captain Caveman."
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"Okay, here's one."
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"It heightens your other senses to near superhero levels."
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"Yeah, and every woman I did would be Cheryl Tiegs."
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"Definitely blind."
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"You guys are crazy. Hey, you don't wanna be a midget?"
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"One of those funny little guys running around..."
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"getting in all kinds of shenanigans."
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"Smoking a cigar, while you're riding around in a stroller."
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"- Good point. - Never thought of it that way."
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"All right, fellas. We've been out here for months."
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"And being there's no women around, we're gonna have to have an orgy."
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"- Anybody horny? - No."
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"- No. - Yeah, me neither."
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"but I think, you can stop."
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"Don't worry, Mr. Ulrich, we'll get you to the hospital."
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"You bastard."
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"Lois, I'm home."
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"- Peter. - Daddy."
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