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Clips from Family Guy - The Perfect Castaway (S04E04)

"- Dad. - What's your name again?"
Family Guy
"I wanna say Allen."
Family Guy
"- Oh, it's so good to see you guys. - Peter, we'd given up hope."
Family Guy
"I can't tell you how happy I am that you're alive."
Family Guy
"Wait, Peter. There's something you should know."
Family Guy
"I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but I got remarried."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"It was a very difficult time and he was there for us."
Family Guy
"What the hell... Who was there for you?"
Family Guy
"This is just like that sitcom where there's two dads."
Family Guy
"You married Brian?"
Family Guy
"I needed help and Brian was there."
Family Guy
"Well, just get a divorce and everything will be back to normal."
Family Guy
"It's not that easy. What am I supposed to tell Brian?"
Family Guy
"Thanks for saving our family, now scram. And besides, he's been great with the kids."
Family Guy
"I mean, Chris is doing better in school."
Family Guy
"And Meg even went on a date with the announcer from the Super Friends."
Family Guy
"Meanwhile, under Meg Griffin's bra."
Family Guy
"Fine. I can see, I'm not wanted here. Maybe I'll just find my own place."
Family Guy
"I don't need your sympathy. I don't need anything."
Family Guy
"You know, I know, your head must be turned upside down..."
Family Guy
"by this whole Peter thing."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't worry, Brian."
Family Guy
"I'll admit this is an emotional time for me but you and I are married..."
Family Guy
"and that's the way it's gonna stay."
Family Guy
"So any possibility of..."
Family Guy
"Come on."
Family Guy
"Tell me about it. I'll be in the basement."
Family Guy
"- Doing what? - What do you think?"
Family Guy
"Transplant. They belonged to a death row inmate who got the chair."
Family Guy
"Unfortunately for me, he was also a paraplegic."
Family Guy
"Well, then, it sounds like you've gotta find a way to win her back."
Family Guy
"Yeah, like we could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her."
Family Guy
"I can do that, I'm a smart guy."
Family Guy
"I once built that time machine out of a DeLorean."
Family Guy
"Wow. Everybody in 1955 was on fire."
Family Guy
"Oh, did I forget my clothes?"
Family Guy
"You know, I'd leave my ass behind..."
Family Guy
"if it wasn't so perfectly attached to my sternum."
Family Guy
"Perhaps I should cover myself."
Family Guy
"but it's not gonna work. I'm married to Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's right. How inappropriate of me. Well, I guess, I should be going."
Family Guy
"You must, because it's attracting my buns of steel."
Family Guy
"Peter, knock it off."
Family Guy
"You knock it off. You're the one with the magnet."
Family Guy
"I'm serious, knock it off."
Family Guy
"Peter, no."
Family Guy
"Peter, for God's sake."
Family Guy
"I'm beating you!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Griffin, your sales are in the toilet. You got problems at home?"
Family Guy
"Ex-husband back in the picture, you're working during the day."
Family Guy
"They got time to bump uglies. That's right, I said, bump uglies."
Family Guy
"Shut up, Paddy, you're crazy. Lois would never cheat on me."
Family Guy
"I trust her completely."
Family Guy
"Excuse me."
Family Guy
"I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice-cream truck."
Family Guy
"Damn it! I'm sorry, what?"
Family Guy
"And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'm going out."
Family Guy
"- Where are you going? - To my garden club."
Family Guy
"It's 10:30 at night and you have a saddle."
Family Guy
"Well, it's a..."
Family Guy
"What's this? What's this, Brian, huh? What's this, huh?"
Family Guy
"- It's a ball. - Oh, is this your ball?"
Family Guy
"You want it, huh? You want this, huh?"
Family Guy
"- Yes, I would like to have it very much. - You want the ball?"
Family Guy
"I would enjoy having it, yes. Give it to me."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Lois, I was mistaken. I thought you threw the ball in there..."
Family Guy
"but I can see now you still have it."
Family Guy
"Go, get the ball."
Family Guy
"what Lois and the fat man have been up to in your absence."
Family Guy
"Hello, MTV, I think I would be perfect for The Real World."
Family Guy
"Because I speak my mind and not everyone likes that."
Family Guy
"Look at my fanny, look at my fanny, look at my fanny."
Family Guy
"All right, here it is."
Family Guy
"Hang on."
Family Guy
"Good for you."
Family Guy
"- See, it's not fair to Brian. - What about me, Lois. I love you, too."
Family Guy
"And the other thing is, Lois, hi, he's a dog."
Family Guy
"Please. Please don't make this any harder than it has to be."
Family Guy
"I can never repay him for what he's done for this family."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Peter."
Family Guy
"All right, Simon, do your worst."
Family Guy
"I find it's easy if I make it into a little song."
Family Guy
"I like tea and cakes for tea and cake time"
Family Guy
"- Brian, you're still up. - Lois, listen."
Family Guy
"We need to talk."
Family Guy
"Oh, my, I better leave you two alone."
Family Guy
"- What's the matter, Brian? - I've been thinking about us."
Family Guy
"And I just don't think it's working out."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. No way."
Family Guy
"You wanna break up. Why?"
Family Guy
"I just don't think you're the right woman for me."
Family Guy
"Maybe you should see if Peter will still take you back."
Family Guy
"There's no possible way I can ever thank you enough for this."
Family Guy
"And to think, Brian, I was, like, a day away from having sex with you."
Family Guy
"and take you around the freaking world, Brian."
Family Guy
"But a nice pat on the head is just as good, huh?"
Family Guy
"- You want your ball? - No, Lois, I don't want the ball right now."
Family Guy
"I'll be in the basement."
Family Guy
"- Doing what? - What do you think?"
Family Guy
"Okay, somebody's gonna have to explain that to me."
Family Guy
"- Oh, you're so lying. - I so am."
Family Guy
"All right, boys. Let's see what we've got."
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Oh, come on."
Family Guy
"- They are God's little punch lines. - Okay, all right. Here's another one."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank goodness."
Family Guy
"Boy, I'm sure glad nobody's here to see this."
Family Guy
"Hey, listen, Lois."
Family Guy
"Yes, I would like it, please, yes."
Family Guy
"Peter, I can't keep sneaking around with you like this."
Family Guy
"What are you doing here and where are your clothes?"
Family Guy
"Rich? I'll tell you what's rich."
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who Positively can do"
Family Guy
"I love you both. So, sorry. I'll always love you."
Family Guy
"Sorry, that was Bjork."
Family Guy
"- Peter, that doesn't look entirely... - Go on!"
Family Guy
"What the hell is that?"
Family Guy
"Giggidy."
Family Guy
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