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Clips from Family Guy - The Perfect Castaway (S04E04)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Well, at least we got something."
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"Sorry, guys, but the way things have been going..."
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"Which Dean? Howard Dean, James Dean or Jimmy Dean."
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"- Almost. Wanna make out? - Absolutely not."
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"Oh, honey, how was your day? Did you catch any fish?"
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"Then killed him, and hollowed him out into an ashtray for Stewie."
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"Peter, we have a family to feed. We all count on you to provide for us."
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"I know, and I feel terrible."
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"I must look like a bigger loser than when I was on that game show."
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"if this is a song by Icelandic vocalist Bjork..."
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"Lots and lots of fish..."
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"I guess, would be the main bullet point of this presentation."
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"'Cause I'm not afraid of a challenge. Like that time I outfarted Michael Moore."
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"Dad, that's a garbage bag. Don't you mean a condom?"
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"Honey, be careful. This Pelican's Reef sounds dangerous."
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"That's why I built you a widow's walk, Lois."
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"Is this scotch tape?"
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"Boy, I really appreciate you guys helping me out on this."
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"I never slept with a woman with the lights on."
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"I'll go next."
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"I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom."
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"Oh, God."
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"to take home and choke me, while I touched myself."
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"Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the blackie weather report."
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"Sounds rough, Ollie. You have an umbrella?"
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"- Where is it? - Inside out, two miles away."
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"- Is there anything we can do for you? - Bring me some soup."
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"After this."
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"We want the truth, Kobe. Did you rape her?"
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"Not only will I be able to put food on the table, and pay all my bills..."
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"And who could forget..."
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"And everyone's favorite..."
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"Here's to fish."
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"how eye contact can make or break any business relationship."
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"- Hey, what's that? - Where? What?"
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"Oh, wow. I feel like an explorer."
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"You won't be hurting anyone anymore."
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"Daddy, I'm gonna miss you."
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"Oh, he's dead."
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"I know, sweetie. I'm sad, too. But you're making a scene."
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"What would you guys rather be? Blind or a midget?"
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"Black or crippled?"
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"And we all know that men have certain needs."
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"And if you look off the left side of the ship..."
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"And I enjoyed shooting Skeet."
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"Oh, come here, sweetheart."
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"Honey, I'm home."
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"- Peter, you're alive. - Brian."
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"Peter, remember. We thought you were dead."
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"Oh, Peter. I just feel terrible about this."
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"You know what? Maybe I'll just go take up my old job..."
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"Although I never did get the cat calling right."
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"- Yeah, baby. - I want a piece of that."
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"You suck!"
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"I just gotta figure out a way to win Lois back."
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"All right, past. Here I come."
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"- Lois, do you have a magnet in your head? - What?"
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"Oh, who am I kidding? I can't fight this anymore."
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"Lois, I smell whipped cream. Are you making strawberry shortcake?"
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"So it's a shouting match you want, eh? Well, game on, Quahog."
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"No! What would make you say that?"
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"Big whoop. Want to fight about it?"
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"You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats."
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"You want this, huh? You want the ball?"
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"- What do you mean? - Perhaps you'd like to see..."
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"But I'm not afraid to go there. And I can be sexy."
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"Shazzam!"
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"My God. How could they do this to me?"
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"You know, I will always love you, but I made a commitment to Brian."
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"Red, green, blue, green, blue, blue Then you put in words"
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"Oh, bitch. You got jacked, bitch."
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"- I'm sorry, Lois. - I understand, Brian."
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"- You're a good friend. - You're a good friend too, Lois."
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"That's kind of nice."
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"Well, thank God, everything's back to normal."
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"I'll say."
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"I was gonna push those beds together..."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"If it's fish you wants, Pelican's Reef is where you'll find them."
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"All right, everybody. I'll be back in a week."
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"Meg, if you get intimate with a guy, make him wear this."
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"You drunk."
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"I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot..."
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"which is working his or her way up the coast."
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"All right, we'll get on that."
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"I'll also be able to finance my Christmas album."
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"Merry Christmas, everyone."
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"Well, that was worth the eight-year boat ride."
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"Oh, that's easy. Blind."
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"- That was a great cruise. - Yeah, the buffet was great."
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"Except nobody's laughing. No, wait, it's the same."
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"as a construction worker in New York."
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"Good night, Brian."
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"Guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Lois is the only woman for me."
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"Yeah, yeah. Then, no. No, then, that wouldn't help you."
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"Well, Joe is absolutely right."
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"I never knew that."
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"Look, Peter, I know what you're trying to do..."
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"I missed you so much."
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"Go, get it."
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"I say, are you blind, or just stupid?"
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"- Wow, I can't believe they didn't take you. - Shut up!"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Makeup. Now, that's rich."
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"In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane RuPaul..."
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"Peter! You've been eating my legs?"
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"you'll see a bunch of homosexuals."
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"So, you know, if there's anything you wanna talk about..."
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"tonight being the night we finally push the beds together."
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"- How would that help me? - Oh, help you?"
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"God! Damn! Stupid penguins."
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"- Wow! This must be Pelican's Reef. - Holy crap! We're rich!"
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"- Oh, hello, Lois. - Peter."
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"Bobcat or Bjork."
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"And whoever's toe that is, I appreciate your enthusiasm..."
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"No one has ever come back..."
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