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Clips from American Dad! - Irregarding Steve (S02E02)

"You,re grounded."
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"And I can't live under the roof."
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"Literally. I- I live right under the roof, and I hate it."
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"We,re going to the one place on Earth..."
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"where we can turn our intelligence into a big pile of money."
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"Magic Land?"
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"Apresmoile deluge"
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"- Stan, do something. - Trust me, Francine. Steve's not going anywhere."
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"By the way, can you believe this kid tax?"
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"None of Steve's friends have seen him. I should have never let them leave."
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"What if they really did go to New York?"
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"Francine, they,re not in New York."
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"We,ll ignore them and see just how long they can last up there."
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"Don't you yell al him, Gilbert. He's your brother."
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"- Yeah, Gilbert. You have to take care of your brother."
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"And good-bye, struggling gay actor."
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"Oh, my God! You missed it. Some cameraman was just creamed by a bus."
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"Finally someone brave enough to take a swipe at New Jersey."
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"Look."
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"Well, slop me up a bit of coincidence."
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"What madey,all scooch on up to the Big ol, Apple?"
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"And I,m here to strike it rich as a comedy writer for television."
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"Or as I like to call it, Smell-O-vision."
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"Well, delicately kiss my pomegranates."
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"Gentlemen, to our genius."
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"Audience Laughing ]"
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"Here's some brownies for my little runaways."
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"Mmm! Oh, Arnie, you,re my knight in shimmering armor."
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"Steve, I- I read your sketch packet, and I just had to meet you."
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"I expected as much. My comedic samplings are sublime."
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"No. Not quite sublime."
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"More the worst packet I have ever read."
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"What do you mean? Everything in there is gold. Pure gold."
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"Gold. Okay. Uh, well, let's take the first sketch."
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"Uh, I believe that one's entitled "Quantum Rape...."
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"Come on. It's brilliant."
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"It's about a guy who gets thrown into a jail cell..."
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"and his cell mate is in there because he just raped Scott Bakula."
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"Yeah. And then the rapist spends eight pages..."
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"explaining the premise of Quantum Leap to the guy."
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"But the guy just doesn't get it!"
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"Clearly Jon Stewart was raped as a child."
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"I put all of our money in the stock "SJ.P.... It's a sure thing."
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"Watch SJ.P. take off."
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"What are you talking about? SJ.P. is a Canadian chiropractic supplies company."
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"You mean it's not Sarah Jessica Parker?"
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"What? No!"
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"Isn't this the Hollywood Stock Exchange?"
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"You know, the Web site where you buy and sell celebrity stocks..."
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"- based on the ups and downs of their careers. - No!"
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"Oh. Then what is all this?"
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"Like in the movie Wall Street?"
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"But back home, you said you were about to make a fortune in silver."
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"Ron Silver!"
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"Wow. I guess running away builds up an appetite."
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"Mama."
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"There's a storm coming, Mama."
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"Ooh! Scary."
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"Scary storms up there, Mama."
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"Mama's hiding from Arnie."
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"Mama?"
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"Mama?"
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"Mama?"
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"Roger, we have 20 bucks left."
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"We can't afford another night here."
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"Would you relax? I,ve got a plan."
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"That seemed a little extreme. Couldn't they just escort us out?"
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"- Roger, you spit in his face. - I don't think so."
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"Dad, you can't let Steve and Roger stay in the tree house."
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"- They,ll catch their death. - Nonsense. Death has better things to do..."
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"like remembering Tony Curtis already."
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"Trust me. A little rain won't hurt,em."
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"And this way, she won't be joke."
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"Why?"
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"Buck up. We,re gonna make it through this. We still have 20 bucks."
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"- Roger! - Steve, it's a special big butts collector's issue."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- How was your day? - Fine."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Maybe we should start planning Steve's funeral."
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"I wanted to bring him inside! But you wouldn't let me!"
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"Our baby's dead because of you!"
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"Don't you think I know that?"
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"- I can't make it, Stan. - Yes, you can."
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"Look, this is killing us. We need to get away."
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"We need to take a trip far, far away."
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"But we can't afford that."
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"Well, there is Steve's college money."
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"and beautiful women will pay me to have sex with them?"
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"- Now, why am I wearing a cowboy outfit? - It's your gimmick."
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"Um, Roger, those were guys."
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"Do you want to crawl back to your idiot father and admit you were wrong?"
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"Ah. Feels good to laugh."
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"Let's just go back to our cardboard box..."
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"and see if the rattrap snagged us some din-din."
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"- Beauregard! - Look at you two poor things out here in the cold."
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",Cause I just shotgunned a 40 of Robitussin, and everything's kind of awesome."
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"Your friend can rest here while you and I adjourn to the bedroom."
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"I don't think I should leave his side. Right, Roger?"
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"No, I need some me time anyway. You kids have fun."
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"Steve, do you know who said, "I can resist anything but temptation...?"
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"Um,Jesus?"
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"This is definitely my new boy."
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"Just how I like,em. Dumb as a bag of Mississippi mud."
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"- Excuse me? - See, my friends and I like to amuse ourselves..."
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"Go back to the cold."
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"That's what I thought. Now scooch on over here and spell "hors d,oeuvre...."
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"- Here's your mail. - Oh, dandy. My French vogue came."
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"Read it to me, cover to cover."
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"This is so humiliating. Can't you just have sex with me?"
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"Steven, I could be having sex with you right now. You,d be too dumb to know it."
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"That's it. I,m gonna go lay down."
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"What would you like to lay down? A tray?"
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",Cause you don't lay down. You lie down."
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"You must be from a family of morons."
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"Probably comes from daddy passing on his defective chromosomes."
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",Cause you,ve got, like, nine extra ones!"
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"His middle name is Lawrence. What a freak."
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"I don't think I,m gonna make it, Steve."
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"Get your whore jacket off me."
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