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Clips from American Dad! - Irregarding Steve (S02E02)

"Thank God for eBay and Steve's prized collection of death masks of the Little Rascals."
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"Steve!"
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"- We thought you were dead too. - Dad, I said some pretty mean things to you, and I,m sorry."
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"The doctor said it would be a miracle..."
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"if Arnie lived past a year and a half."
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"Mama's gone, and so is the tree house."
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"- But we can go anywhere. - Come on, Gilbert."
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"So I need everyone's help to-"
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"not all of them human."
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"And I found you."
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"Well, it's 2,000 miles above sea level, so the winds are fierce."
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"I have my report due tomorrow."
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"And where did that swivel chair come from?"
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"I wrote down everything my dad told me, and I got an "F... on my report."
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"What's going on?"
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"I can't live under the roof of a man..."
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"who's forcing me to walk in his ignorant footsteps."
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"Arnie, stop playing with the curtain."
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"Hello, New York."
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"Langley Falls's premier hair stylist."
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"Warn the cops,,cause I,m gonna make a killing in the stock market."
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"- You said SJ.P. was a sure thing. - I don't understand."
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"Mama, you,re hiding from me, huh?"
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"- May I help you? - My friend and I will be staying indefinitely without paying."
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"I can't feel my arms."
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"Someday it,ll be worth a fortune."
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"Well, I guess he won't be needing it."
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"You,re the Cowboy of Sixth Avenue."
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"I feel like Steve is here with us."
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"- These are my associates. They like to watch. - Oh, that's unsettling."
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"- How gauche. - Oh, yes."
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"You,re just gonna make fun of me ,cause I can't speak French."
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"Then, in5.000B.C..."
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"Look at her, Steve. That is the most tasty, low-fat 9/11 memorial ever."
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"- Why are you laughing? - Because your plebeian rodent brain..."
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"SJ.P. is in the new Spielberg movie. It's gonna be huge."
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"- Steve, where are we going? - We,re going home."
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"- he's... stupid. - Oh!"
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"They are after this amulet."
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"You have to take care of your brother."
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"I,m gonna join New York's long tradition of wealthy, obnoxious weirdos."
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"As soon as that bell rings, we,ll be in the money."
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"Always remember. You,re a whore."
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"- Don't talk about my dad that way. - Ow!"
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"See? The lost city of Atlantis."
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"No!"
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"That's okay. Irregardless, I,m glad to have you home, Son."
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"Why don'ty,all come on back to my hotel?"
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"I,ll have the new issue of Cherry, and keep the change, my good man."
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"Who's the idiot now?"
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"Mexican vampires."
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"mean-"
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"- You,re gonna be okay, Roger. - Thanks, old friend."
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"I know. I,ve spent time in Denver."
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"Mama?"
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"Roger, it's been two days and no customers."
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"Gilbert, I told you."
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"Dark forces have banded together-"
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"- Your dad's kind of a moron. - No, he's not."
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"Forget your crazy dream of popping corn above sea level."
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""A symposium on the Pangaea theory of the Permian extinction-..."
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"Speaking of9/11, I believe that was my dad's S.A.T. score."
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"I thought that was Hollywood make-believe..."
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"No!"
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"No dumb people here. They herd them all into New Jersey."
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"Now put these on. They,re knee pads I made out of old diapers."
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"Dad, you can help me with my report."
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"- Oh, I- - Yeah, yeah. No. I know what you mean."
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"Bueno. Muchasgracias, Toshi"
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"As you can see, I,m going to do very well."
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"I wanted to go get him!"
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"Steve, is this really happening?"
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"Ooh! Ooh! A limo! You can do this, Steve."
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"Do you even know what a chromosome is?"
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"I,m not. I hate this place. Good night!"
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"I found it."
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"Irregardless, I,m glad to be home too."
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