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Clips from Friends - The One with the Tiny T-Shirt (S03E03)

"...to deconstructing the psyche of the middle class."
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"Oh, forget about it. She rocks!"
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"Where do I know you from?"
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"Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?"
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"No, that's not it."
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"Well, this must be exciting for you, being in a real play."
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"Hey, I've done plays before. I'm a serious actor."
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"That infomercial!"
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"Yeah, that was real."
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"- I cannot believe Mark asked you out. - I know."
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"So, what are you gonna tell him?"
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"I mean, I think I'd say no to anybody right now."
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"Oh, but it was so strange. I mean, I'm standing there..."
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"...with this charming, cute guy who's asking me to go out with him..."
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"...which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty."
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"Like I'd be cheating on Ross or something."
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"She told everyone in the company about that infomercial..."
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"...and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks!"
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"Wants to see me."
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"Going over in a minute."
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"...sucks."
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"If I broke up with you, I'd miss you."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Yeah."
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"Here's a box of your stuff."
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"- What? - You know, it's just, like, hats..."
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"What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something?"
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"No."
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"Ross, it..."
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"- Yes. - Yeah."
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"- Yes, I do. - Good."
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"Yeah, I really do."
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"This was a gift."
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"Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop."
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"It's still a gift."
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"No! You know what, don't do me any favors."
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"In fact..."
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"...where's the rest of my stuff? Like my..."
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"And that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do."
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"You know how much I love that T-shirt. You never even wear that T-shirt."
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"I'm just trying to help you move on."
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"Oh, you are a petty man."
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"You are a petty, petty..."
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"- Petty... ...petty, petty..."
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"You are so just doing this out of spite."
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"No. No. No. I'm gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!"
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"Oh, okay. Okay!"
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"...in my favorite shirt."
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"So you're, like, a zillionaire."
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"And you're our age. You're our age."
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"Yeah, or Mississi-Pete."
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"Oh, I got it. Pete Chicago."
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"That's not a state, Joe."
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"Oh, and Mississi-Pete is?"
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"I gotta go. So..."
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"- I'll see you guys later. - Okay."
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"Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him."
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"Is something wrong with me?"
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"I mean, why am I only attracted to guys with no future?"
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"Either they're too old, or they're too young."
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"Or they're a big misogynist jerk poet like Julio."
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"Who, by the way, I'm still attracted to."
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"...and he's absolutely perfect, and there's, like, zip going on!"
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"Happy? Is that what I'm supposed to be, Vic?"
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"Happy?"
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"I talk to you, and nothing!"
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"Nothing."
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"Tasty."
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"I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It's nice."
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"Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor."
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"Peel the onion."
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"I think my character needs a bit more of a reason than that."
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"You know, I don't know why my character likes you either."
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"- It doesn't say that in the script. - It does in mine."
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"I can blow-dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesn't matter."
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"Is there any chance you didn't see that?"
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"You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours."
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"You're gonna get peep-eye."
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"We just broke up, first thing she does!"
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"- You didn't just break up. - Hey, it's been, like, three weeks!"
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"I mean, bullets have left guns slower."
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"If she kisses him good night, I'll kill myself. I swear."
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"Come on. Date over! Date over!"
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"- Here we go. She's going in. - Okay."
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"The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!"
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"Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have to stop it!"
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"But I have a feeling that my being there will do it."
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"Look, this guy is bad news, Chandler. I can sense he's an operator."
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"Rachel wouldn't date an operator."
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"They only make 20 grand a year and they have to work nights."
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"- Juice! I need juice! - No! You can't!"
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"- They must be stopped! - I am your friend..."
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"...and I am not gonna let you do this!"
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"You are surprisingly strong!"
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"- People need juice! - Listen to me!"
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"Juice. They need..."
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"She's moving on, okay? If it's not this guy, it's gonna be somebody else."
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"And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole..."
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"...you are gonna have to get used to the fact the relationship is over!"
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"Okay, man? It's over."
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"It's just I miss her so much."
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"I know."
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"Is it just me, or did "subletting my peephole" sound kind of dirty?"
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"Why do your coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?"
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"Oh, that's so Monica can keep track."
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"That way if one of them's missing, she can be like, "Where's number 27?""
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"- You know what? - No, and I don't think I'm gonna want to."
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"Oh, Mark, I'm just doing this for the wrong reasons, you know?"
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"Fair, shmair. You know?"
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"Look, you wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you."
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"Really."
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"No. No. I say, I say we get back at him right here on this couch. Right here!"
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"- You sure? - Yeah."
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"Well, with all these doctors and nurses..."
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"Just tell me the truth."
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"So I did tell you."
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"The thing is, is that right now I'm just in a place in my life..."
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"...where I just need to focus on me."
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"- Do you know what I mean? - Oh, yeah, I know."
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