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Clips from Friends - The One with the Tiny T-Shirt (S03E03)

"- I so want to be attracted to you. - But you're not. Okay. Good."
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"You know what? Don't be. It's... Don't be, because it's not so bad."
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"It's not?"
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"Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi."
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"Or someone you find attractive."
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"...that you might end up feeling differently."
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"Look, I don't want this to come out wrong..."
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"Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?"
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"Listen, let's... You wanna get something to eat?"
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"I don't think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in."
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"Uh-oh. What did she do now?"
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"Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's, like..."
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"Hey, Chandler, can we please try and stay focused on my problem here, you know?"
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"Hey, you've done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours."
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"...and pushing her down now."
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"Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be?"
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"Because I sure as hell can't figure it out."
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"You look at me, and nothing."
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"High!"
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"Okay, we're gonna pick it up here, tomorrow."
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"- Well, that was... - Better?"
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"...an improvement."
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"- Good night. - Kate."
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"You forgot your shoes."
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"...feel like getting a cup of coffee?"
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"- Kate. - Yeah."
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"- You ready to go? - Yeah."
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"Very nice. Very nice."
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"So..."
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"Hey."
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"Why isn't it "Spiderman"?"
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"You know? Like Goldman, Silverman?"
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"Because it's not his last name."
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"No. It's not, like..."
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"...like, Phil Spiderman."
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"...man."
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"You know, like, Goldman is a last name."
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"But there's no Gold Man."
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"Okay."
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"There should be a Gold Man!"
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"- How was work? - Oh, it was great."
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"Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair."
Friends
"By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff."
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"I'm just gonna throw it out. It's probably just shampoo and..."
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"No. Nothing."
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"So, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?"
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"Okay. Well, he would turn things to gold."
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"His work is done."
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"Tupper Man."
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"He would keep criminals fresh until the police came."
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"- Okay. Let's play my game now. - Okay."
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"All right, you yellow-bellied, lily-livered... Draw!"
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"...as my lover."
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"You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk!"
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"Well, I told him I would think about it, but I'm gonna tell him no."
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"- I don't have any issues with my father. - Okay, so it's probably the Ross thing."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"...and a shirt and CDs. Just sort of stuff that you've left here."
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"I got it from the gift shop."
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"So are we on for tomorrow?"
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"Because I sure as hell can't figure it out."
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"First of all, he's good-looking."
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"I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch."
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"He's going in!"
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"- Yeah. Okay. - Okay."
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"That's okay."
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"I can just go home and get back at him by myself."
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"- And should become the penicillin of the 21 st century."
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"Where are we?"
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"Well, you know, that's not really the thing."
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"I wasn't doing anything."
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"...the greatest actress since, since sliced bread."
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"It isn't?"
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"- Hey. - Hey, Rach."
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"What about things that are already gold?"
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"Now, see, that's acting."
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"Okay! All right! Give me the mug! I'll keep the mug!"
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"Oh, right. Wasn't that, like, a year ago?"
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"Something wrong?"
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"...is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer."
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"Oh, yeah. It'll understand you, but it's gonna make fun of you."
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"And then there's Pete, who's crazy about me..."
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"It just seems that, you know, it's time we, you know, move on."
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"Days of Our Lives?"
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"He's a spider..."
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"...and she realizes that life without me..."
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"- Wow. What do you think she wants? - Maybe the crazy fog has lifted..."
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"Ross, you gotta stop, okay?"
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"I talk to you, and it's nothing."
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"Here they come! Here they..."
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"Wow."
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"You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!"
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"Absolutely."
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"Yeah, kind of."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God. I just... I hate her. I hate her with her "Oh, I'm so talented"..."
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"I think somebody has a crush on somebody."
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"...but I just recently got out of a really serious relationship."
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"Nothing."
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"...now."
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"Dr. Drake Ramoray?"
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"Okay, and whenever I can't do it, they're all, like, laughing at me!"
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"Hey!"
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"You have a pleasant evening."
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"She's going in. Wait! He's going in!"
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"- Stop what? - I don't know."
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"- I need juice! People need juice! - Look, man..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Okay, I have a friend, Jimmy Tupperman, what would his powers be?"
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