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Clips from Friends - The One with the Tiny T-Shirt (S03E03)

"Say, Rachel..."
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"Maybe you'd just like to get something to eat with me sometime..."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Good idea. Good idea."
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"- Oh, okay. - Okay."
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"I dropped a cup."
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"The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
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"You know, that's why within a few years, voice recognition..."
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"You know, so you could be, like, "Wash my car." "Clean my room.""
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"All right, then."
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"Third wife sold separately."
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"Two."
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"Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you."
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"No. I'm playing your husband, Victor. I'm Joey Tribbiani."
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"Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller."
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"So the play's pretty great, huh?"
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"So you're a soap actor."
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"For the milk-carton-spout thing!"
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"See, I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn't."
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"Right. At the end, you choked on a cookie."
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"Wow. So, okay, maybe that means..."
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"...that you're not over Ross yet, and you have issues with your father."
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"I hate this woman! I hate her!"
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"So Rachel called."
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"It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you."
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"Just trying to be supportive."
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"Be supportive like a guy."
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"I mean, don't you think?"
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"This book is mine!"
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"...small... ...small..."
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"- It doesn't even fit you anymore! - Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff..."
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"...and relax..."
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"You know what? You should buy a state and then just name it after yourself."
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"What, like, Pete Dakota?"
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"You're our age."
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"Now, get out of here, you!"
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"I mean, does it sound like something's wrong with me?"
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"Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be?"
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"You look at me, and it's nothing!"
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"- I have a question about this scene. - Yes."
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"Hey, how about this one? It says so in the script!"
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"I still wind up with this little..."
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"...cowlick-y thing on the middle part of my head. It's so annoying."
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"- Does it bug you? - You bug me."
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"I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him."
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"You know, she'd say no, but here we are, right?"
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"You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up."
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"I can't, I can't watch."
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"And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave."
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"I'll go over and I will borrow something!"
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"I know."
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"- I can't do this. - Yep. That's what I didn't want to know."
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"I'm just doing it to get back at Ross."
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"I'm sorry. It's not very fair to you."
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"I'm sorry about this."
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"And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps..."
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"...toward leading that revolution."
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"Hey, can I ask you something?"
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"...I'm gonna say midget rodeo."
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"Okay."
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"You know, I don't think I told you this..."
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"I just think, you know..."
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"...but you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to."
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"'Cause this place is kind of depressing."
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"Now the man who made all this possible, Mr. Peter Becker."
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"One second."
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"Draw!"
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"Sliced bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth."
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"...and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Oh, I smell so good.""
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"I'm talking about you, you big, big freak."
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"You're out of your mind!"
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"If you were in school, you'd be pulling her pigtails..."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?"
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"Happy? Is that what I'm supposed to be, Vic? Happy?"
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"You guys make me fly!"
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"Yeah. Yeah, it was definitely..."
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"I'm probably gonna need those, huh?"
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"Hey, listen, do you..."
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"- See you tomorrow, huh? - Yeah. Sure."
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"- Right. - Good night."
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"Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming."
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"- Here you go. - Thank you."
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"...I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me sometime..."
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"...as my lover."
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"Too out there."
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"All right, let's go shopping."
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"I got a positive balance on my credit card I want to use before Citibank goes under."
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"Before we go, you know, there's something I need to say."
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"I've kind of had this crush on you."
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"But since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it."
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"But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime."
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"So that's what I'm doing..."
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"It won't be able to do any of those things, but it'll understand what you're saying."
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"Wow. Would it be able to recognize my voice if I talked like this?"
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"Oh, this was so great."
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"Yeah, it was."
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"Bye."
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"Hello, people who do not live here."
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"I gave you a key for emergencies."
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"We were out of Doritos."
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"Hey, how'd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?"
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"Mr. Millionaire. New, from Snooty Playthings."
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"He's great. I mean, we have such a good time together."
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"He's so funny and so sweet. And I'm not attracted to him at all!"
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"- Still? - No."
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"It's driving me crazy. In every other way, he's the perfect guy."
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"He has everything. Plus, he actually has everything."
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"Life-sized Imperial Stormtroopers from Sharper Image?"
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"Wow. Can Joey and I put them on and fight?"
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"Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy"
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"Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy"
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"I guess he must've gotten the part in that play."
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"- Joe, how's it going? - Good."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"So you're playing Adrienne?"
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"Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?"
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"Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry's work."
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"She's so incisive when it comes..."
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