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Clips from Friends - The One with the Soap Opera Party (S09E09)

"Oh, yes. God, yes."
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"Because in life, there are no intermissions, people!"
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"Ross, this is one of my costars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross."
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"-Nice to meet you. -So, what show are you on?"
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"l'm not an actor. l'm a professor of paleontology."
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"That's science."
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"Yeah, my character just won a Nobel Prize."
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"l mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys."
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"Hey, l got a 690 on my SATs."
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"l'd lead with that."
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"That's it. Just sign right on the bra."
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"What do you got there?"
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"Just some boys gave me their phone numbers."
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"Oh, really? Let me see."
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"Damn, that's a lot of guys."
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"Are you a little slutty?"
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"l think l am."
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"lt's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you..."
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"Who?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"-You really liked it? -Oh, yeah. l mean, at first l hated it."
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"But why wouldn't l? Because as a man, l've been trained not to listen!"
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"But after Chapter 1 6:"
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"Did somebody sign your bra?"
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"Hey, Ross? So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl?"
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"But my point is..."
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"...okay, so she dated them, but she also broke up with them."
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"Yeah, maybe, and l do have my whole career in front of me."
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"l mean...."
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"You're so much more than just brains. You are sweet and kind and funny."
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"Okay, well, give her a chance to see all that."
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"-Thanks. l'm gonna go find her. -Good for you."
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"l just wanted to let you know l've changed my mind."
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"l'm gonna do it. l'm gonna kiss Joey."
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"-Why don't you just kiss one of them. -l could..."
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"...but l don't want to. l want to kiss Joey."
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"All right. l think it's a big mistake, but it's your decision."
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"Well, can l at least have the phone numbers."
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"Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler."
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"This was a really important experience for me and l wanted to share it with you."
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"You're so wonderful."
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"Chapter 1 : My First Period."
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"l can't believe you guys bought that. Enjoy your slow death."
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"No, l don't think that ever works. Why?"
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"Ever since l had that dream about him, l can't get it out of my head."
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"Which one?"
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"Excuse me. l'm looking for someone."
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"l wrote that in one night."
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"Hi, Joey, it's Jan Rogers. Can't wait for your party tonight."
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"What's happening?"
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"Hi, Joey, it's Jan Rogers. Can't wait for your party tonight."
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"That's why you got us tickets to that play, to get rid of us!"
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"-l will behave. Please, please, please. -Okay, fine. You can come."
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"But don't tell anybody else. lt's up on the roof at 8."
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"A soap-opera roof party?!"
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"There were clams and mussels and oysters..."
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"...and almonds and filberts--"
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"l saw the article on your coffee table. l memorized the title to freak you out."
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"Hi, you guys. Listen, you know what, l'm not feeling really well..."
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"Okay, who's this?"
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"You just want to stay home so you can make a move on Joey."
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"What?!"
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"Monica, you might want to remember that you're married."
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"Chapter 1 : My First Period."
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"Look at you with all the guys! l guess you've forgotten all about Joey."
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"Yes, and while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend..."
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"Who's intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?"
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"Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart?"
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"She only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners."
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"Oh, my God, at the Chinese restaurant earlier today..."
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"They're so out of my league."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"''Can we walk?''"
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"Woolly mammoth."
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"How could he leave me?!"
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"This guy's Canadian."
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"Oh, and this guy is in a cult, okay?"
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"...and you deserve the best."
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"-Got you! -You're funny, Joey."
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"Oh, my God. Honey, l am so, so, so, so sorry."
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"lt's actually a million-dollar prize."
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"Go, Charlie!"
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"And sexy."
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"...and not have it be a big deal?"
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"You are having a party tonight?"
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"And clearly, you've forgotten about Chandler."
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"Come on, this is New York."
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"l mean, that's like calling Albert Einstein...."
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"l bet you're thinking that now would be a great time for an intermission, huh?"
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"Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Ph.D."
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"You guys won't believe what l have to do for work today."
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"And you weren't gonna tell us?"
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"l didn't have to tell you that!"
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"When l come back, remind me to tell you..."
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"Where is Chandler anyway?"
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"Hey, well, listen, l play a scientist on Days."
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"Renyard's theory of species variegation?"
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"[ENGLlSH]"
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"Really?"
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"l wish l could, but l found out..."
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"Why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?"
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"What?"
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"You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater."
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"Well, you're not gonna get one!"
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"What?"
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"-Oh, gosh, okay! -All right."
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"l do it every year."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God! Chandler!"
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"No, it's no big deal."
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"What? How come you don't have to go?"
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"Me."
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"And your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian Era was topnotch."
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"Oh, yeah? No Nobel Prizes for him?"
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"You know what, he's a big boy. l'm sure he'll find us, okay?"
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"There are these two professors who are joining my department..."
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"By the way, l really enjoyed your paper..."
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"And the year before that, you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?"
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"Joey?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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