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Clips from Friends - The One with the Soap Opera Party (S09E09)

"l've lost the will to live."
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"And it's out of my system."
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"Newcastle disease is a secretion-borne virus..."
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"Wait, Joey's having a party, and he wasn't gonna invite us?"
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"Close it up! Close it up!"
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"-ln the hall. -Okay."
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"Monica!"
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"Well, hello?"
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"Pass. Pa-- Oh, pass. Pass."
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"Yeah, because we live together. lt's a joke! lt's a joke."
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"Are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel Prizes scare you off?"
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"l could still win a Nobel Prize."
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"Hey, Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?"
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"...and snow crab..."
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"So basically all nuts!"
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"...and l don't think l'm gonna get to go to the play."
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"What? What's going on?"
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"He didn't want you to know about it, but l came over here to tell you."
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"Hey. That's why l didn't invite you. You have to calm down, all right?"
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"Two? What--?"
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"He was really intimidated by the guy l dated before him."
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"l don't know. You seem lovely."
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"Well, no, but...."
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"Ross, Dirk was wondering about the woman you brought and if you guys are together?"
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"-Why? What's wrong with these guys? -Well, nothing major."
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"Stop going through my stuff!"
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"What about all the guys that you got the phone numbers from?"
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"Well, you should be."
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"-You came to say you were sick. -All right, professor or detective?"
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