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Clips from Scrubs - My Bright Idea (S05E05)

"[Beeping]"
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"What is that?"
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"- [Rapid beeping] - Mmm! [laughs]"
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"So I like to remember all the carpal bones in the hands"
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"[Speaking German] How are you?"
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"All right, I just took the pregnancy test. Just tell me when a minute's up."
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"Oh, my God, I can't stand it! Thirty more seconds!"
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"[Siren wailing]"
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"Look at me."
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"Eat your pizza rolls. I gotta get to work."
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"- not that generic one. - If you raised my allowance,"
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"[Speaking German]"
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"[J.D.] Every workplace has that guy who has to top everyone else's story."
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"[cheering, applause]"
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"Good race."
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"but I slept with the president's daughter."
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"Not the college president. The president of the United States."
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"Where is Carla?"
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"I haven't told her. I'm gonna now."
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"Wait, Turk. When has a man ever been able"
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"Did I say "dove"? I did, Turk."
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"when you had doves at my parents' anniversary?"
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"The point is you, my friend, have a chance to be on the greatest surprise"
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"- I'm in! - Great."
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"so if she was to ask me a question,"
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"[High-pitched] Oh, my God, Turk. Carla's gonna be so happy."
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"If I get one this little, everybody's gonna think I'm gay."
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"Come here. Yes. Good boy."
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"I'd name him Sebastian."
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"Keith, I have been watching you and you've got some potential."
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"Oh, no. He did not just wink at me. For the next five minutes, I am not a nurse."
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"So instead of yelling at him, why not calmly let him know"
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"OK. Coming through."
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"I've met Denise. She's gorgeous."
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"I can't wait to see the look on each one of their faces."
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"Oh, no. We've got a glitch."
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"I may have gotten over-excited and told her family members"
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"[J.D.] I felt Turk was starting to blame me for all this."
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"Wait, Turk. I have an idea."
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"We need Carla to find out she's pregnant on her own and we need help."
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"How would that go down for 'em?"
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"- Well played, Turkelton. - Thank you."
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"That's impossible. You two are involved."
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"Oh."
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"- Follow her. Lock her up there. - You got it."
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"Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso. Look who I've got."
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"but I definitely think we put the idea of pregnancy in her head."
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"It's your call, baby."
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"I'll have someone from Psych check her out."
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"- [Rapid beeping] - Oof!"
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"- Time! - [Beeps]"
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"Still got it."
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"- Hey, J.D. - [J.D.] Showtime."
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"We've known for a day."
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"Yeah. I wanted to have everybody at the hospital gather outside"
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"- A baby. - Yeah."
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"It's OK."
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"This is an electronic hide-and-seek game."
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"The other person wears a sensor. Closer you get, the more it beeps."
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"- Ah! Funsies. - Yeah."
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"Mrs. Factor has an aortoenteric fistula and needs a consult."
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"[Turk] Fire away."
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"- See her red highlights? - Yes."
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"Could I pull those off or am I so kidding myself?"
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"- I don't have time. - You're playing hide-and-seek."
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"With my nine-year-old patient, Eric."
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"- Sorry, Turk. Sorry. - [Beeping]"
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"How bad would she look with red highlights?"
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"I know. It is now my turn to hide."
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"- I count. - All right."
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"Close a brother up."
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"with a simple mnemonic device."
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"Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate."
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"Some lovers try positions that they can't handle."
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"Hey."
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"But you should stretch first next time you try the Whirly Bird."
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"Excuse me, does anyone here happen to have a plate of jeebies?"
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"Because these two just gave me a big old scoop of the heebies."
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"Seriously, it cannot just be me. I want to hear from the audience."
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"I do. Dating in the workplace."
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"She's the boss. He's the pretty intern."
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"Tell me what's bugging you. Courage."
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"[Clears throat]"
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"Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex."
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"Gloria, telling it like it smells."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"Barbie, who hurt you?"
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"Is there something you want?"
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"Actually, yes."
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"It is one of those rare days where you could be of use to me."
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"You speak German, I have a patient from Berlin"
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"and I need to tell the gentleman he has fluid in his lungs."
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"[Speaks German]"
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"[Speaks German]"
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"[Speaking German]"
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"- [Phone rings] - [Gasps]"
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"I just put some pizza rolls in the microwave oven."
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"The minute that bad boy dings, we're good to go."
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"OK, honey. Don't get too excited."
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"They have to cool off for a minute. That cheese is like lava."
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"Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?"
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"- I'm seeking you, Turk! - [Beeping]"
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"[Beeps]"
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"It's negative."
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"Hey, look at me."
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"It's gonna happen."
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"By the way, next time, buy a name brand pregnancy test,"
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"I wouldn't have to bargain shop to buy pizza rolls."
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"Secondly, this pregnancy test works just as well as the name brand one."
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"Wait a second. Results in three minutes."
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"[J.D.] Some things deserve to be tossed out on their asses."
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"Breaststroke-five! Maybe later."
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"[Janitor] I remember the nationals like they were yesterday."
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"[Man] Runners, take your positions."
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"On your mark..."
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"...set..."
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"They offered me a full ride at Grambling,"
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"But if Amy Carter asks you up for a nightcap, you do not say no."
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"No. No more."
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"Here are some of the lies you've told over the last five years."
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