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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - The Trial of Robert Kelly (S01E01)

"we will prove that the victim was 14"
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"for the defense."
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"the architects of Western civilization,"
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"would regularly indulge in sexual activities"
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"In Puritan America,"
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"the forefathers of this great land"
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"would take wives who were 12 or 13 years old,"
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"much younger than the alleged victim."
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"Were they... sickos?"
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"In Tokyo, you can buy teenage girls' panties"
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"Do we call them..."
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"Nothing."
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"Now, some people see this so-called "mountain""
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"of evidence,"
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"But some of us can see that "mountain""
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"of so-called "evidence""
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"Kobe caught that white fever."
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"The-? The-? The tongs?"
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"Yeah, right."
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"They got the thongs all up the booty crack,"
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"You look like you need to take five."
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"I warn you, it is graphic."
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"Hello? Yes, this is Robert Kelly."
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"Now, young lady,"
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"How old were you when you were seeing Mr. Kelly?"
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"Mm, 14 and a quarter."
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"Still learning so much about the world."
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"Whatever. I guess."
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"Yeah. He asked if he could pee on me,"
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"Shit, if I didn't want to get peed on,"
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"I'd just move out the way."
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"Ha! I told you!"
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"Would you describe yourself"
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"Objection, relevance!"
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"Your Honor, I'm trying to establish to the court"
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"who loves his black sistas,"
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"who's married..."
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"to a white woman!"
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"Damn."
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"Ain't two of 'em in the history of the world"
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"that's worth a squirrel fart."
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"Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth."
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"after a game of Checkers."
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"We been reminiscin' all day, lookin' in each other's eyes,"
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"actin' like we like each other."
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"Now, you gotta go ahead and remind me of my ailment."
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"You heard of vitiligo?"
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"Shoot! Well, I got re-vitiligo."
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"It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got."
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"Lucky bastard."
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"Ruckus, how could you possibly love white people so much?"
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"And what we do to show our appreciation?"
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"We march up and down the street."
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"Well, how about this?"
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"Game."
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"Nigga."
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"something they don't want you to see."
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"Something that will blow this case wide open."
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"He's good."
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"for this award? I got one!"
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"Why? Because he's afraid of R. Kelly."
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"Shhh! Would you be quiet?"
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"I think the whole system is afraid of R. Kelly."
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"Your Honor, please!"
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"because they don't want you to be free!"
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"They don't want me to be free!"
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"And if you let them put this man in jail,"
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"Wa alaikum assalam."
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"Please, people. You saw the tape."
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"You- You're not allowed to do that to a little girl!"
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"We have a videotape!"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"But the girl was..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"? Golden when we touch?"
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"What the hell is wrong with you people?"
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"Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela!"
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"but R. Kelly is not one of those men!"
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"We all know the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards?"
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"What happened to bare minimums?"
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"You wanna help R. Kelly?"
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"Introduce him to some older women."
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"Hide his camcorder."
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"But don't pretend like the man is a hero!"
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"Act like you got some goddamn sense, people!"
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"Hey, you with the Afro!"
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"I did battle with ignorance today,"
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"I told you about messi'' with them white women."
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"and we gotta love 'em regardless."
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"One thing for sure, though."
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"Of course I can."
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"♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪"
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"♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪"
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"♪ To call your brother sun ♪"
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"♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"It's my show, bitch!"
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"Put it together, hey, that sound like the life."
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"He's accused of relieving himself"
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Hold up, hold up."
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"when we was littler?"
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"Mr. "I Wanna Lock Niggas Up for Peein',""
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"And you shouldn't."
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"I'm little. Yes."
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"Gary Coleman's little. Yes."
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"And to the best of my knowledge,"
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"I don't think that..."
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"I tell you,"
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"Ah, come on, Ruckus."
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"Where them two little nappy-headed grandkids of yours?"
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"And you are? Hey!"
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"All they talk about is readin' and eatin' right."
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"If I wanna get high blood pressure,"
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"Let's talk to another R. Kelly supporter."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"Get off me!"
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"before violence broke out."
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