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Clips from The Boondocks - The Trial of Robert Kelly (S01E01)

TV Series 2005–2014 Season 1, Episode 3 22 min ★ 8.5/10 (43,619 ratings) 474 clips
Comedy Action Animation
♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪
"♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪"
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
"♪ Till the war is won ♪"
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
"♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪"
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Here's something black people have known
"Here's something black people have known"
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'cause white people may be listening.
"'cause white people may be listening."
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Former singer Whitney Houston appeared in court
"Former singer Whitney Houston appeared in court"
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alongside husband Bobby Brown,
"alongside husband Bobby Brown,"
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who's facing battery charges
"who's facing battery charges"
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for allegedly beating his once-respectable wife.
"for allegedly beating his once-respectable wife."
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That's just showin' too much booty. Turn it.
"That's just showin' too much booty. Turn it."
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And on our "Talking Points" this evening,
"And on our "Talking Points" this evening,"
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with yet another underage girl.
"with yet another underage girl."
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What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower.
"What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower."
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One, I like gold. Two, I like showers.
"One, I like gold. Two, I like showers."
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My man Santa.
"My man Santa."
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and lewd acts with a local minor.
"and lewd acts with a local minor."
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I'm gonna go, uh...
"I'm gonna go, uh..."
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Hey there, Huey. Riley.
"Hey there, Huey. Riley."
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and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me
"and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me"
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What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom
"What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom"
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It's a natural bodily function.
"It's a natural bodily function."
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Yes, she did, but...
"Yes, she did, but..."
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Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old.
"Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old."
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it sure is beautiful out here.
"it sure is beautiful out here."
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'Cause he good!
"'Cause he good!"
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And what about those protesters over there
"And what about those protesters over there"
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Mm.
"Mm."
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Nigga, get the carrot away from me!
"Nigga, get the carrot away from me!"
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then damn it, that's my business!
"then damn it, that's my business!"
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But before you answer that, let me ask America:
"But before you answer that, let me ask America:"
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D-Bone, whassup?!
"D-Bone, whassup?!"
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Hey, yo, yo, yo! Look! Free R. Kelly!
"Hey, yo, yo, yo! Look! Free R. Kelly!"
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Amen.
"Amen."
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What's that?
"What's that?"
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Lord, I just wish they would let me on that jury, boy.
"Lord, I just wish they would let me on that jury, boy."
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It's the only way to keep these crazy niggas under control.
"It's the only way to keep these crazy niggas under control."
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I got the rope right here!
"I got the rope right here!"
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Justice will prevail.
"Justice will prevail."
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Mr. DuBois, are you fully aware
"Mr. DuBois, are you fully aware"
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The ancient Greeks,
"The ancient Greeks,"
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with children.
"with children."
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"disgusting"?
""disgusting"?"
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Let's get to the point.
"Let's get to the point."
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these "videotapes," "photographs,"
"these "videotapes," "photographs,""
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for what it really is:
"for what it really is:"
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Which one was the one that got caught
"Which one was the one that got caught"
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Kobe.
"Kobe."
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White fever will get in your blood, man.
"White fever will get in your blood, man."
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It'll make you crazy.
"It'll make you crazy."
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And you know they got them short, little skirts nowadays
"And you know they got them short, little skirts nowadays"
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and that, uh- What-? What they call them?
"and that, uh- What-? What they call them?"
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Thongs.
"Thongs."
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and they got that sweet white nectar.
"and they got that sweet white nectar."
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Oh, Lord, have mercy.
"Oh, Lord, have mercy."
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You wake up, and you don't even know what you darn done.
"You wake up, and you don't even know what you darn done."
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and a deep sense of satisfaction.
"and a deep sense of satisfaction."
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I present to you the R. Kelly tape.
"I present to you the R. Kelly tape."
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Man, he got freckles and everything.
"Man, he got freckles and everything."
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Yes, the singer.
"Yes, the singer."
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You want my Social Security number?
"You want my Social Security number?"
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Okay. God bless.
"Okay. God bless."
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No, it's cool.
"No, it's cool."
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Wow. That's a great age, isn't it?
"Wow. That's a great age, isn't it?"
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Could you describe the events leading up
"Could you describe the events leading up"
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and I said, "Fo' sho'."
"and I said, "Fo' sho'.""
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I mean, it's R. Kelly, the Pied Piper of R & B.
"I mean, it's R. Kelly, the Pied Piper of R & B."
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sexually attracted to black women, right?
"sexually attracted to black women, right?"
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Mm-hm.
"Mm-hm."
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that my client is a proud black man
"that my client is a proud black man"
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talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks.
"talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks."
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Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man.
"Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man."
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They smell like lemon juice and Pledge furniture cleaner.
"They smell like lemon juice and Pledge furniture cleaner."
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put structure in our life, took us out the jungle.
"put structure in our life, took us out the jungle."
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This is R. Kelly's NAACP Image Award Certificate of Nomination.
"This is R. Kelly's NAACP Image Award Certificate of Nomination."
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Hey, man,
"Hey, man,"
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you got his card?
"you got his card?"
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Did you wash your hands?
"Did you wash your hands?"
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Oh. Objection!
"Oh. Objection!"
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They're afraid because they see the power for good
"They're afraid because they see the power for good"
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Yes, they do. Mm-hm.
"Yes, they do. Mm-hm."
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Tell 'em! He got framed!
"Tell 'em! He got framed!"
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Brother.
"Brother."
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The girl testified she was underage.
"The girl testified she was underage."
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Prosecution rests.
"Prosecution rests."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Then get some counseling for R. Kelly!
"Then get some counseling for R. Kelly!"
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And stop the damn dancin'!
"And stop the damn dancin'!"
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Boooooo!
"Boooooo!"
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Put the music back on!
"Put the music back on!"
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and ignorance won.
"and ignorance won."
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Yeah, "vexed" is a good word.
"Yeah, "vexed" is a good word."
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But they're our people,
"But they're our people,"
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Break it down!
"Break it down!"
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Can't blame this one on the white man.
"Can't blame this one on the white man."
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♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪
"♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪"
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♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪
"♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪"
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♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪
"♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪"
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♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪
"♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪"
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for a couple of hundred years:
"for a couple of hundred years:"
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Niggas are crazy.
"Niggas are crazy."
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But I'm afraid the secret might be out.
"But I'm afraid the secret might be out."
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Hell to nah! Bobby don't hit me.
"Hell to nah! Bobby don't hit me."
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See, we have this TV show, a-and it's- It's our TV show.
"See, we have this TV show, a-and it's- It's our TV show."
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And I was tryin' to get more time on it.
"And I was tryin' to get more time on it."
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You know, I think they're on drugs.
"You know, I think they're on drugs."
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Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right.
"Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right."
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You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake.
"You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake."
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♪ Move them butt cheeks ♪
"♪ Move them butt cheeks ♪"
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Got to leave something to the imagination.
"Got to leave something to the imagination."
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it seems like the hip-hop community
"it seems like the hip-hop community"
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is trading in their gold chains
"is trading in their gold chains"
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for gold showers.
"for gold showers."
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Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week
"Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week"
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for sharing some of his liquid bling
"for sharing some of his liquid bling"
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Next time, use a golden shower curtain
"Next time, use a golden shower curtain"
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and keep your golden showers to yourself.
"and keep your golden showers to yourself."
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What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower?
"What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower?"
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Sounds like a nice gift to me.
"Sounds like a nice gift to me."
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Hoo!
"Hoo!"
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If you're good,
"If you're good,"
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