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Clips from The Good Place - Dance Dance Resolution (S02E02)

"You do know, Vicky, that if I were to do some of these"
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"that it would be a dead giveaway?"
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"So Aristotle believes your character is voluntary,"
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"It's day two of our ethics lessons,"
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"and you're already tuning out?"
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"No, sorry, I just got distracted for a second."
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"The last thing I remember you saying is... nothing."
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"Can you start from the beginning?"
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"maybe get some clam chowder?"
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"- Where is everyone? - Who knows?"
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"Maybe they finally figured out clam chowder is disgusting"
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"'cause it's basically a savory latte with bugs in it."
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"Is someone smoking a cigar?"
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"Michael really screwed this up."
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"The regular Bad Place was fine."
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"If the four-headed flying bears ain't broke, don't fix 'em."
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"You're supposed to keep your human suit on."
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"Those suits are really itchy for us."
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"Who even cares if they see us?"
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"This is the Bad Place."
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"And clam chowder is disgusting."
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"It's just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons."
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"Okay, but what do we do, panic, freak?"
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"I usually panic, but I am happy to freak."
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"there's always something you can gnaw through."
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"- Janet! - Hi, there."
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"- How can I help you? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Janet, can we, like, leave the neighborhood,"
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"Is there anywhere we can go?"
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"but I loved the way it coated my tongue with a weird film."
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"Who else is being tortured? Are we the only two?"
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"I got to assume Jason is as well... Jianyu."
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"You know him as Jianyu, but his real name is Jason,"
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"and he's a dirtbag from Florida."
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"- What? - Also,"
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"Tahani is a candidate as far as I'm concerned."
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"Yesterday, she told me that she was Taylor Swift's best friend"
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"but Taylor Swift wasn't her best friend."
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"I always assumed the afterlife was full of cool people,"
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"not talking sweater vests."
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"Hi. You gotta help us."
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"I'm Eleanor. This is Chidi."
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"And see, we thought we were in the Good Place,"
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"You've been here 15 times already."
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"What?"
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"Did you bring the cocaine I asked for?"
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"Please tell me you somehow remembered this time."
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"We've met before?"
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"- I'm Janet. - I know."
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"Vicky, let's look at the big picture here."
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"Now, if you all can just stick with my plan"
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"and we pull it off, we'll be heroes."
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"You could write your own ticket."
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"You might even land the Jared from Subway account."
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"Yeah, but I don't think you can pull it off."
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"That was very mean,"
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"but I'm gonna move past that in the name of unit cohesion."
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"You're gonna reboot those four dum-dums one more time,"
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"I'm going to execute my version of this neighborhood."
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"This is insubordination."
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"you are going down."
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"Now, I'm sure your boss would love to hear all about"
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"how "attempt number 2" is really going."
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"So actually, if you don't do what I say,"
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"you're going down."
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"Down under."
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"Is it always the three of us?"
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"It's always at least Eleanor and Janet."
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"Usually Chidi's in the mix. Sometimes Jason is here."
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"One time, Jason and Tahani were here."
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"But you know what? No matter what the combo is,"
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"and you never do."
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"Do you have anything I can snort,"
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"like a crushed-up aspirin"
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"or some eye shadow or cocaine?"
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"Still no."
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"There's only one question we need to answer right now,"
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"I mean, this place doesn't seem terrible."
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"Maybe we should just stay here forever."
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"You always say that."
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"And you always end up going back."
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"your friends don't know what you know."
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"because I walk in on you while I'm masturbating."
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"But no matter what, you always go back."
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"You formulate a plan to defeat Michael, and you head back."
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"Okay, a plan. We need a plan, but..."
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"we've already tried before?"
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"Yeah, just to help you out a little,"
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"which obviously never worked, because you're here,"
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"and you're back, so good luck."
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""Physically attack Michael."
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""Make Michael think he's the one in the Bad Place."
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"Catch that magic panda. Use her powers.""
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"Oh, I'm guessing that was Jason."
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"That guy has no idea what's going on."
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"Hello? Hello."
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"Oh, hey, homey."
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"You know what..."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"to bounce some ideas off of, okay?"
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"Oh, yeah, real quick, you're really in the Bad Place,"
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"and you're being tortured."
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"What?"
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"throwing Tahani under the bus,"
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"but maybe we should revisit that."
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"Maybe under a bigger bus."
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"What do you think?"
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"Nietzsche's eternal recurrence."
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"Oh, cool, more philosophy. That'll help us."
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"We are experiencing karma, but we can't learn from our"
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"It's an epistemological nightmare."
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"Ugh, even your nightmares are boring."
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"You... you are so mean, Eleanor."
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"You're just like those childhood bullies"
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"who said I would never get tenure."
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"In one of these reboots, I probably strangled you"
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"and then went to the Even Worse Place, but you know what?"
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"Oh, nice."
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"Sorry, can I just vent to you for a second?"
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"Chidi is so annoying."
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