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Clips from The Good Place - Dance Dance Resolution (S02E02)

"I just... I cannot believe that"
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"Oh, sorry. Jeez, man, I thought you could"
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"be human for, like, two seconds and listen to me."
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"I have listened to you talk about Chidi 15 times"
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"Let me just cut to the chase."
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"You two, you got it bad for each other."
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"No, we don't. Chidi's just a friend."
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"What am I saying? He's not even a friend."
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"He's just a weird teacher that I hate."
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"All right, what happened in the first one, so I'm all caught up?"
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"I don't know what's gonna happen to us,"
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"but I need to tell you something."
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"I love you."
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"And you don't need to respond 'cause I know"
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"you have trouble saying how you feel..."
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"I love you too."
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"Very funny, but that... that's obviously not real."
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"Oh, that's real, baby."
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"That's real nasty."
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"Yeah, this was, like, the sixth time you guys were here."
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"so I cut a little hole in the wall so I could tape you."
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"Call it my lookin' hole."
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"Is that a camera?"
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"Mindy, you pervert!"
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"And how many times did we say... that stuff?"
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"See, after I watch the porno I made starring you,"
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"I watch you talk about your feelings to cool down."
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"It's, like, anti-porn."
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"Stone Cold Steve Austin"
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"and a guy in a dark club who I mistook"
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"I don't know."
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"You guys are, like, trapped here together."
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"You know, I'm rooting for you guys."
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"We basically just met each other."
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"No, Eleanor."
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"You guys have known each other a really long time."
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"Chidi, Janet, we're leaving."
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"Oh, no. It's my only copy. Don't."
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"I was just trying to do something innovative"
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"Mm, well..."
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"Do I have any?"
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"and I only know some of them, like "rat" and "Jason,""
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"but I know a little wisdom I can give you."
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"I know everything that happened in your life,"
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"I was a member of a 60-person dance crew in Jacksonville."
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"We Resolve To Dance."
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"One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight"
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"because I'd framed his girlfriend"
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"for boogie board theft, so he started"
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"a new dance crew called Hashtag DougLife"
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"He said, "Meet us inside the abandoned"
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"orange juice factory at midnight.""
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"me and my crew came together"
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"with a determination we had never shown before"
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"The end."
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"You got it, homey."
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"I give good advice."
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"Guess that's why I'm in the Good Place."
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"No, stop, no more lies."
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"Jason, get over here."
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"That's right."
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"We know everything."
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"I don't understand much of it, but, yeah, I know it."
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"Your sick torture plan is not working, okay?"
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"'Cause we keep figuring out your little puzzle."
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"keep failing over and over or"
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"Yeah, no, uh... We're on the same page."
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"What? Why? You do? What?"
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"I'm in a bit of a bind, and I could use some backup,"
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"or as Jason put it, um, I need a new dance crew."
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"So what do you say? New best friends?"
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"Stop it."
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"You, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead."
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"Sorry, I must ask,"
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"Giraffes! Run!"
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"Gah!"
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"- Oh, Janet? - Hi, there."
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"Is one of these nerds, like, a teacher or a life coach"
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"Apparently, the Bad Place knows that one of you"
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"What a stupid age I am."
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"It's the Bad Place."
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"Jason hates being quiet."
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"Hang on one second, Cheeto."
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"but he's growing on me a little bit."
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"I'm sorry, Janet, got to reboot you"
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"- just at the moment that... - Excuse me."
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"This is the Bad Place."
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"I... I'm pregnant. And it's your baby."
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"Is that possible, Janet?"
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"This one doesn't even count."
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"Michael, you simply cannot expect Chidi"
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"I know this sounds crazy,"
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"But some of these are doable."
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"No. We have to stay cool."
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"So we're in the Bad Place,"
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"and I know why: almond milk."
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"I always ask you guys to bring me cocaine next time,"
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"Will you please stop that?"
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"I've written down every plan you've ever come up with,"
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"Uh, I mean... Jason?"
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"I know it says here that we already tried"
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"Well, don't you see the problem?"
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"Uh-huh, wow, crazy."
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"I've only ever said "I love you""
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"to two men my entire life,"
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"I mean, why would you show me that?"
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"No, there is no "us guys.""
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"Also, it doesn't matter if I told you that or not,"
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"he'll just reboot you."
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"How did it come to this?"
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"and different that would improve the way we make"
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"Shut up. What are my options?"
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"We know his name is Jason, not Jianyu."
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"realize we're actually the ones with all the power here."
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"Sounds like a real banger, but you guys gotta scram."
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"♪ Eleanor, less and more ♪"
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"every time I start over."
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"Did you just say I'm in the Bad Place?"
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"You can't even pull off those bow ties."
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"I am taking this with me."
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