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Clips from The Good Place - Dance Dance Resolution (S02E02)

"Also, apparently, sashes are out this season."
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"The diagonal line really draws one's eye to the chin bloat."
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"Go fork yourself, you mean giraffe."
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"Run! Giraffes!"
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"Oh! Mean giraffes are destroying the neighborhood."
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"Hey, robot slave lady?"
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"Busty Alexa?"
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"Gah, still not used to it."
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"Hey, what if I, an already amazing person"
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"or an Instagram fitness model or something?"
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"Eleanor, I'd like you to meet Chidi Anagonye."
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"Chidi, this is Eleanor."
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"Hang on one second, Cheebee."
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"This guy's too big of a nerd. Who else you got?"
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"actually belongs down there with them,"
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"and they want that person to get inside the obelisk,"
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"I can't go. I'm too young to die"
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"and too old to eat off the kids' menu."
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"I'd never survive down there."
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"They should take Eleanor. She's a pear shape."
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"- She'd fit right in. - Oh, excuse me."
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"You wish you could have a bite of this pear."
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"- Chidi, you're not going. - No, I have to go."
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"Holy forking shirt."
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"Michael is torturing us."
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"since the moment we got here."
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"This isn't the Good Place."
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"Ahh, farts."
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"Okay, attempt number 11."
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"Eleanor always hates her house."
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"Tahani always hates Eleanor."
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"Chidi immediately gets a stomachache."
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"So there's a lot to work with here."
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"Anybody else you got to teach me?"
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"You guys ready for our lesson?"
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"bundle theory of the self, baby."
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"My soul mate has some sort of surprise planned for me,"
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"Yeah, I'm actually kind of into Sebastian lately."
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"I mean, he's a little hokey,"
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"♪ My love, my sweet dewdrop ♪"
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"♪ I have written you a three-hour ♪"
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"♪ Spoken word jazz opera ♪"
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"♪ Who's it for? ♪"
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"- Okay, no, no. - What?"
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"No version of heaven for anyone would ever include"
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"three hours of this."
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"Damn it."
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"That was a real trip for biscuits,"
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"I never even got to play my stupid triangle."
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"Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for."
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"It's just the automatic fail-safe mechanism"
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"that kicks in every time you approach the plunger."
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"Michael, you monster!"
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"Attempt 32."
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"Attempt 57."
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"Attempt 99."
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"Attempt 108."
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"Eleanor always seems to realize"
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"that they're in the Bad Place"
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"Sorry, the door was open, so I just came in."
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"Attempt 109."
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"I've closed and locked the door."
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"Uh, yep, and we're ready to go."
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"This is your soul mate Greg."
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"This is your soul mate Glenn."
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"This is your soul mate Lerf."
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"This is your soul mate, a golden retriever."
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"Wait a minute. You know what?"
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"This is the Bad Place."
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"The pig's getting angry."
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"This is the Bad Place!"
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"Bees, bees, bees, bees."
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"Oh! Oh, this is the Bad Place."
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"Michael, Michael, if I'm gone,"
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"who will take care of my birds?"
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"Michael, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Janet, we've been through this hundreds of times."
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"I mean, can you just chill out?"
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"Nope, it's gonna be the same every time."
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"Yeah, yeah, I know."
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"No, no, no! No, Michael!"
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"Please, please, calm down. Calm down."
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"All right, okay, calm down. Calm down."
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"I mean, why even bother at this point?"
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"Shawn still thinks I'm on version two."
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"And I'm really fat right now."
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"I mean, look at that."
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"So sorry. Who are you?"
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"And where am I?"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"This guy sucks. Who else you got?"
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"I can hear you."
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"Yo, yo, homies, check it."
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"There's something messed up with this place."
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"None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel."
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"but I think we're in the Bad Place."
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"Jason?"
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"This is a real low point."
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"Yeah, this one hurts."
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"Okay, this might be the one. We're a week in."
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"Chidi's teaching Eleanor, but she hates it."
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"Tahani still thinks that Jason's a monk."
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"I'm so happy."
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"Fingers crossed."
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"Vicky, where is everyone?"
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"They're not coming, Michael."
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"I speak for the entire crew, Michael. We're sick of it."
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"We can barely remember"
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"what we're supposed to be doing anymore, plus..."
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"I spent weeks perfecting"
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"this excellent Australian accent, I did."
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"And then I never got a chance to use it."
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"You're still upset about the size of your part?"
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"But that's just my demand; all 318 of us"
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"have something we want to do differently."
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"Some people want bigger houses."
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"Gayle wants a different backstory"
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"where she was an MMA fighter?"
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"Gunnar wants to bite and/or nibble"
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"on humans while they sleep."
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