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Clips from American Dad! - My Morning Straitjacket (S05E05)

"Sorry I'm late. I was doing Hayley stuff."
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"- Settle down, Hayley. - Screw you, Stan!"
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"She went to that concert!"
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"Well, I'm gonna go beg for money on the beach since I'm dressed for it."
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"- [Audience Cheering] - [Tires Screeching]"
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"I'll just put in these C. I.A. Noise-canceling earplugs."
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"Then I won't have to expose myself to that filth when I yank that girl out of there."
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"Then what are you gonna do?"
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"[Cheering Continues, Muted]"
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"[Thinking] Idiots. Paying good money..."
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"Get a job, hippie!"
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"It's called a shower, you douche bagl Ooh. She's hot."
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"Eh, better comin'than goin'."
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"- [Cheering Continues: Muted] - ## [Rock: Muted]"
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"I'll never find her in here."
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"Well, that could have taken a lot longer."
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"You're coming home right now!"
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"Look, everything is fine. I'm her father."
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"- She's not going! - You don't understand! Damn it, I said I'm her..."
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"- Do you hear an angel? - What?"
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"An angel possessing you, living in your heart?"
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"## [Vocalizing]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I feel."
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"I feel everything!"
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"- Whoo! - Whoo!"
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"Whoo! What are we doing?"
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"Oh, my God, Francine. This band, My Morning Jacket- Incredible."
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"That's great, honey."
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"That stuff you were saying about me only feeling anger..."
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"Well, I feel everything now, baby. I cried, Francine."
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"I actually cried, the way you wanted me to..."
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"at the birth of our children, instead of just punching that locker."
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"Oh, Stan, I want to hear all about it."
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"And I want to hear all of their music right now."
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"Hey, I can download them on my cell phone."
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"- [Beeps] - Cell phone, play My Morning Jacket."
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"[Female Electronic Voice] Do you want me to call Maureen Jacket?"
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"- You're still in touch with Maureen Jacket? - No."
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"- I haven't talked to her in years. - [Line Ringing]"
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"- Oh, you left your sandals in my car. - [Beeps]"
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"[Man] # By the way you smile #"
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"# I'm smiling too #"
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"# I see myself in you #"
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"# I am with it #"
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"- # Ooh, man, I am wired # - No way! Hey!"
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"- ##[Volume Decreases] - Stan, you didn't come to bed last night."
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"I checked the couch. I checked all three of your webs."
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"This singer, Francine- Jim James..."
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"has the most angelic voice."
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"He makes Enya sound like a Russian couple arguing at the bowling alley."
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"Stan, I'm glad you're having fun."
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"Yeah, 42 years late."
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"Francine, Jim James writes stuff I think..."
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"I thought that, like, two years ago, but I never said anything."
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"Oh, Dad, if you like My Morning Jacket..."
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"wait until you hear this new band I've been listening to."
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"- I thought you liked My Morning Jacket. - I do, but..."
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"You whore! Music slut!"
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"Shaking those ears all over town, lettin' anyone in!"
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"Go on! Get out of this sanctuary!"
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"- Stan, don't you think that was a little harsh? - ##[Continues]"
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"Oh! Oh, I love this part. Listen to this, Francine."
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"- And by listen, I really mean hear. - ##[Volume Increases]"
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"What do you see when you hear this?"
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"I don't know. A spaceship?"
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"Wrong! I'll tell you what I see."
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"It's a trip, man."
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"## [Vocalizing]"
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"- ##[Shuts Off] - What the hell are you doing?"
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"You've been out here for three hours with your eyes closed and a really creepy smile."
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"[Engine Revs, Tires Screech]"
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"[Screeching]"
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"[Man] # I'm amazed at the quiet ocean #"
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"# I'm amazed at what the people saying #"
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"# I'm amazed by a divided nation #"
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"# Like the middle of the earth #"
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"# I get disrupted #"
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"# I'm amazed at all that has been #"
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"##[Fades, Ends]"
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"Hayley, what are we gonna do about your dad?"
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"He's really obsessed with this band."
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"Didn't you hear me, Mom? I've been screaming "help" for an hour."
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"Thank God the pool guy came."
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"##[Rock]"
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"[Man] # There will be a knock #"
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"# On your front door #"
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"##[Resumes]"
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"# There will be a knock #"
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"- # On your front door # - Take your finger off the doorbell."
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"- Wish I could. - ##[Stops]"
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"I'm Norman. I'm supposed to meet Stan here for a transaction."
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"Norman, you made it! Thanks for comin'."
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"- Here's the 900 bones. - Wait. $900 for a CD?"
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"##[Man Humming While Gurgling Water]"
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"Shh!"
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"- [Spits Water Out] - [Flatulent Sound]"
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"- What the- That wasn't me. - [Flatulent Sound]"
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"Who's in here? [Screams]"
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"Hello, I'm Norman. I'm just trying to record some stuff for the fans."
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"I'm crouched down in the shower, so, uh, the farts are kind of slipping out."
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"- [Flatulent Sound] - And, uh, I'm also-"
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"- [Flatulent Sound] - Sorry. I'm pretty nervous."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"You spent $900 for this?"
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"Well, I guess I should be going."
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"Can I stay here tonight?"
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"No."
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"Stan, you're scaring me."
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"Missing work, spending all that money for gargling!"
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"- She doesn't get me, Jim. - Huh? You talkin' to me?"
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"Roger, what the hell! What are you doing in there?"
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"Just licking my finger and flicking the Bean."
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"The new L.L. Bean catalog came."
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"Look, there's clearly something special between you and this Jim James fellow."
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"It's more than that. It's like we're soul mates."
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"It's like he and I were ripening for nine months in the same womb stew..."
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"and then tragically ripped apart."
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"Look, it's clear to me what has to happen here."
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