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Clips from American Dad! - My Morning Straitjacket (S05E05)

"Doesn't that make you feel sad?"
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"Frannie, how'd you take the sweet out of the potatoes?"
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"Let's say grace."
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"I'm way into peace, which is A-okay."
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"and your dad's a bit of an emotional tight-ass, and a literal one."
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"behind the fridge."
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"I'd get backstage all the time."
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"You leave your father to me."
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"Peace and whatnot. Tom's of Maine. I'm the daughter."
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"to see something they've already heard on a record."
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"## [Continues, Louder]"
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"And number five feels alive!"
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"[Woman] Hey, Stan. Thanks again for lunch yesterday."
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"But you're supposed to be at work. You're really late."
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"like, "We are the innovators. They are the imitators.""
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"##[Vocalizing]"
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"- ##[Continues On Car Stereo] - [Tapping]"
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"- You're freaking us all out! - Oh, sorry, sir."
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"Don't bother. The work day's over."
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"##[Rock On Headphones]"
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"# I'm amazed at your wrong devotion #"
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"##[Stops]"
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"Um, Stan, this guy's here to see you about something."
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"Um- What?"
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"You need to come back to reality, and soon."
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""Womb stew." Delish. Little bread, forget about it."
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"You're right. Traffic. I should go."
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"##[Rock On Car Stereo]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"[Loud Crunch]"
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"Um, just trying to make a plan."
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"Okay, no whores."
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"- Thanks, Magheeta. - [Chittering]"
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"Oh, for God's sake!"
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"- You don't understand me! - [Beeps]"
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"What happened?"
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"[Man] # Remnants of the empire #"
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"# Artifacts of love #"
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"# What will he dream up #"
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"# Innocence and faith #"
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"# What will hold you up #"
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"[Chuckles] Well, I gotta get ready for the big show."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Ah! God, that's awful!"
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"Francine, Courteney Cox played a chef on Friends."
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"Your cooking is worse than her acting!"
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"So I saw something today that's really stayed with me."
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"After encountering some guys from the football team..."
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"Toshi and I were looking for my pants in the drainage ditch."
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"And then we saw a squirrel get run over."
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"[Gasps] Oh!"
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"- Isn't that the saddest thing you ever heard, Stan? - Eh."
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"Stan, a squirrel died today."
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"Doesn't that make you feel anything?"
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"Yeah. Annoyed. Annoyed at the squirrel for jaywalking..."
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"annoyed at Steve for losing his pants..."
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"and annoyed at the football player for not being my son!"
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"Spoiler alert! The sweet potatoes suck."
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"How can sweet potatoes not be sweet? Hmm?"
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"- Where's Hayley? - Oh, she went to some rock concert."
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"Rock concert?"
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"Honey, it's just a concert."
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"She went to listen to rock music, Francine!"
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"That's the devil's music! It's the number one cause..."
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"of teen pregnancy, school violence and leather pants!"
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"Stan, all you ever feel is anger."
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"Why is that the only emotion you can express?"
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"Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything!"
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"Now, pass me the- [Bleeps] sweet potatoes!"
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"Stan? It's 1:00 in the morning."
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"- What are you doing? - I think it's pretty obvious."
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"Hayley's still at that concert."
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"When she gets home, I'm gonna scare her straight."
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"- [Vehicle Pulls Up] - That's her!"
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"- [Roars] - [Screams]"
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"[Groans] What'd you do that for?"
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"- You scared the hell out of me! - No more concerts for you!"
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"[Chuckles] Yeah. Good luck with that."
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"spending all his time at the bowling alley..."
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"running around with that lady from the tire shop..."
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"flipping giant pancakes with a shovel."
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"Dad, that's the movie Uncle Buck."
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"The point is, you're wasting your life."
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"Music isn't a waste, Dad. And My Morning Jacket is awesome."
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"- Your Morning what? - Honey, My Morning Jacket is the name of the band."
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"Oh, yeah! I'm a cool mom... who can also hang loose."
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"Going my way?"
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"Well, they're playing again tomorrow night, and I'm going."
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"- Is that right? - [Gasps]"
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"- Spider say burp! - God, I hate you!"
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"- [Door Slams Shut] - I'm gonna sleep in my web tonight."
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"I am furious!"
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"I know. It sucks. I wish I could go."
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"- Okay. Bye. - [Beeps]"
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"- How ya doin', honey? - What is Dad's problem with music?"
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"Well, music makes you feel things..."
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"Which is why it took half a bottle of ether and salad tongs to get this!"
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"[Gasps] Mom! Ew!"
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"- Awesome! - I also found this."
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"- It looks like a turd. - Look closer."
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"- It's clearly a turd. - Taste it."
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"It's... chocolate."
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"Yeah. Your dad must think I'm getting fat."
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"So he's been hiding it in the one place he thought I couldn't reach..."
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"Anyway, have fun at the show rockin' it."
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"Oh, Mom, you're the best."
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"Hey, I went to a few concerts when I was your age."
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"Of course back then, you really had to work for it..."
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"not like today with all these sissy radio giveaways."
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""Oh, you're caller 96. Bravo!" [Scoffs]"
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"Fit that whole phone in your mouth, you might have been able to hang with my crew."
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"Wait. If I'm not here tonight, won't Dad figure out where I went?"
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"Hey, everyone, it's me, Hayley!"
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