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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic (S06E06)

"Our citizens owe you a debt of gratitude."
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"Well, I think at the end of the day,"
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"I think you owe us some apples."
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"slamming Eagleton at the end."
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"Mmm. That's the sexiest thing"
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"you've ever said to me."
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"I'm so glad you're on my team."
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"on a high school basketball game."
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"I'm losing the recall election, Ben."
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"Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way"
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"to score some points."
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"Look. Am I proud of it? Yes."
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"Because Eagleton sucks."
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"Yes, because Eagleton sucks."
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"Yes, because Eagleton sucks."
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"This year, we get to host"
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"the Pawnee-Eagleton tip-off classic."
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"That awful human being is Ingrid de Forest."
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"She's a city councilor from Eagleton."
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"the Miss Indiana Beauty Pageant."
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"Last year. While she was in office."
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"And pregnant."
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"As always, we would like to make"
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"a friendly wager with Eagleton."
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"If you beat us this year,"
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"we will give you a basket of apples"
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"from our Pawnee orchard."
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"Ew, pesticide. Yuck."
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"I ate one of these for breakfast this morning,"
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"and I found a worm in it."
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"Well, Leslie, I think we had similar ideas."
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"If you win, Eagleton will give you"
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"this basket of oranges."
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"These are made of Swarovski crystal,"
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"and they're worth $700,000."
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"Leslie, you're down 15 points"
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"in the latest poll for the recall election."
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"I'll tell you what I'd do if I was an Eagletonian."
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"I'd pop a Xanax"
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"are out of touch."
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"to change their oil, they ask,"
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""Extra virgin or white truffle?""
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"Thanks, guys. I'll see ya at the game."
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"Unless, of course, you're an Eagletonian,"
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"at the caviar store."
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"It's a free circular with a bunch of coupons in it."
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"at Diane's address,"
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"where I've lived for less than a month."
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"This is an extreme invasion of privacy."
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"The right to privacy is very important to me."
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"for several generations."
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"but it ended up being an interesting year of reading."
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"I don't know how this was delivered to me,"
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"but it cannot happen again."
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"How can I stop it?"
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"Mm. Donna is great with this sort of thing."
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"Hooked on their oven mitts."
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"I need my mitts on those mitts."
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"According to her Twitter feed,"
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"Wait, now she's Ustreaming her walk back."
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"She should be here in three, two, one."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Hashtag quest for coffee, blowin' up my timeline."
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"You get my snapchat about it?"
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"- No. - What?"
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"There it is."
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"- Hey, you wanted to see me? - I did."
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"- Think fast. - Oh, my God."
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"Hey, Dr. Buttons--"
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"It doesn't have a name."
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"Why did you throw this at me?"
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"I just got off the phone with our old boss"
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"He asked if maybe you and I"
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"Yeah, and auditing sistah. Let's do this."
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"Oh, you're coming?"
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"I wanna be there."
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"That's like a dream come true."
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"Besides, I have a new routine I'm working on."
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"but about Eagleton."
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"If you make your omelet"
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"out of Faberge eggs,"
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"Yippee! Road trip!"
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"Who's excited to go to Bloomington?"
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"I'm driving. Where else would I sit?"
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"so we're taking a little road trip."
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"an organic baby blanket."
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"our only baby store is attached to a chemical refinery."
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"- I hope you like Tori Amos. - Oh, cool."
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"It really is a pleasure to see you"
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"Can you give us a little more information"
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"We don't really like to talk about"
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"We find a little gauche."
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"This is a budget meeting."
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"at how much that we've spent."
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"Yes. And thank you."
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"We really appreciate your help."
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"Is that 100...Euros?"
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"People ought to have the right to be left alone."
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"That's crazy talk."
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"It's where I meet 40% of my jump-offs."
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"And if you're off the grid,"
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"how are you gonna post photos"
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"of the dope food at restaurants you're at"
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"and all the cool places you're stuntin' in?"
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"Food is for eating."
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"Places are for being. End of discussion."
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"Don't leave the grid, Ron. The grid is the best."
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"Grid, grid, grid, grid, grid, grid, grid--"
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"an old man's fingernail in my pocket,"
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"and a picture of Patrick Ewing"
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"on a roller coaster."
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"in the vet school next month,"
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"I'm April Ludgate Kevorkian."
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"So you go with Laura, who seems really nice"
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"and does not deserve to be tortured."
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"And I will come meet up with you"
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"after I finish at the baby store."
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"Sure you wanna leave me here with her?"
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"What if I'm a murderer?"
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"This is worse than I could've imagined."
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