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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic (S06E06)

"Their debt-to-equity ratio is ridonkulous."
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"What a hilarious word."
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"It reminds me of a ridiculous donkey."
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"What does this mean for them?"
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"They were in financial trouble"
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"a few years ago, like Pawnee was,"
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"but their government just kept borrowing money."
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"Eagleton is on the brink"
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"of an epic financial disaster."
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"This is gonna hand me the recall election."
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"I saved Pawnee from bankruptcy."
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"collapse into bankruptcy."
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"Plus, guess what I get to do after the game now."
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"You pretend you're Ingrid."
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"is the basket of apples I bet them on the game."
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"I see where you're going with this."
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"- No, you don't. - Yeah, you're gonna ask me"
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"We just watched this movie two nights ago, so--"
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"- Do you like apples? - I don't wanna do this."
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"How about them apples?"
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"Paul, if you ever see another one of these"
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"I want you to drive into the woods and bury it."
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"the last refuge of the cowardly and black-hearted."
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"We got rid of your cell phone."
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"This is your last credit card."
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"Are you sure you want me to cut up this card?"
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"It gets you into the parking garage."
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"Think, people."
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"Isn't there a photo of you up at JJ's diner,"
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"from that time when you-- aah!"
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"Come on, Tom!"
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"This place is unbelievable."
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"It has everything I need:"
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"These are the first bibs I've ever seen"
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"without Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s face on them."
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"Really?"
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"April?"
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"April, why aren't you at orientation?"
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"Um, I was at orientation,"
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"but it was lame, so I left."
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"And then I kept walking, and now here I am."
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"We are going back there right now, young lady."
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"- Mm-mm. - Come on."
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"God, get off me, stranger."
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"We came from our bankruptcy brunch."
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"And Michael Buble played, but he ran a little long."
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"Was a bankruptcy brunch the best idea?"
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"like animals."
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"are questionable."
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"Total body hydration."
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"What is this here?"
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"This massive expenditure from public works?"
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"Ah, yes. Well, yes."
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"We purchased HBO for the whole town."
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"I'm sorry. You spent government money"
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"on a TV subscription?"
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"It's not TV."
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"Al right. Uh, Leslie's put together"
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"a presentation for a financial recovery."
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""Well, well, well...""
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"Now, we need that picture, for privacy reasons."
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"Okay, but I don't know"
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"We followed your instructions."
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"That's too much information."
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"I've eaten a lot of food in a lot of restaurants."
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"I only agreed to come back here"
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"because of our deal."
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"- Yes. - Do you?"
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"- Yes. - Hi, you're back."
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"As you remember, I'm April,"
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"and this is Ann, my 65-year-old grandmother."
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"Mee-maw, God, no one uses the word hip anymore."
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"Sometimes I wish you went down on the Titanic"
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"with all your sorority sisters."
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"I would be happy to show you guys"
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"Is there anything in particular that you wanna see?"
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"How are your local graveyards?"
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""You blew it."
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""Super hard."
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"And "You deserve it.""
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"Hey, you think you might wanna"
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"Oh, like they took it easy on us"
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"when they stole all our money"
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"and seceded from our town?"
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"That was 200 years ago. Cool it."
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"Fine. I'll skip ahead."
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"Do you have a plan that will help us or not?"
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"We have borrowed absolutely"
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"And really, Pawnee is our only hope."
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"We are willing to provide a bridge loan for $50,000."
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"25% interest compounded monthly."
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"And you need to release a statement that says"
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"I understand that our towns have a complicated history,"
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""You don't kick a dressage horse"
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"after a failed pas de deux.""
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"Whatever, blondie."
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"Your butler made your bed, now you gotta lie in it."
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"And if you walk out that door,"
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"none of us here, and I repeat, none of us"
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"will ever help you again."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Jean-Ralphio loves your shirt."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Oh, I've been taking pictures of you all day"
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"Tom, do you maybe see a problem"
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"with what you've done?"
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"I do now. Yes, sorry."
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"Erase."
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"Erase. Erase."
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"Erase all pictures of Ron!"
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"Erase all pictures of Ron!"
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"What the hell is happening?"
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"You just vined your first selfie, Ron."
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"And I'm vining you vine your selfie."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Erase all pictures of Ron!"
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"Erase all pictures of Ron!"
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"that cuts right through downtown."
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"Sure."
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"See? This place is great."
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