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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets Hit by a Car (S02E02)

"I'm going to write a figure down."
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"It's not quite as large as the last one..."
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"...but I think you'll find it fair."
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"We should take it."
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"A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars."
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"Would you like more macaroni and cheese?"
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"A million dollars' worth, you snake-woman!"
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"No, you two-timing, backstabbing-- Better answer."
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"-No. -Celery with cream cheese?"
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"Just mouth polite nothings."
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"It would've been cool to get that million."
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"Bart, please."
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"We could've bought tons of great stuff."
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"Maids, a pool, fancy sweaters. Stop me if I'm wrong."
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"-Marge, may I go to Moe's for a drink? -Sure."
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"I may never come back."
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"Good night."
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"My woman's intuition is telling me something."
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"I wonder-- Oh, my God."
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"Well, I guess this is the class I'll die in."
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"You're better off. Rich people aren't happy."
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"They think they're happy but trust me, they ain't."
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"Moe, I wish he'd shut up."
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"-A chick! -And it's not even ladies' night."
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"Hey, guys. Knock it off! It's just my wife."
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"-Well, hello. -My name's Marge."
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"Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing."
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"We've squabbled over money before. Never this much."
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"It's different than when I washed your pants with the 20 in the pocket--"
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"You think this is about money? It's not. It's worse."
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"I'm afraid that when I look at you..."
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"...I won't see the wife by my side or the mother of my children."
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"I'll see the dame who blew my one big chance."
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"-What are you saying? -I'm saying--"
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"She's your wife of 10 years, you've had 3 children."
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"It's time to be honest."
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"I'm not sure I love you anymore."
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"Don't worry, I won't let on. I'll still do the bed stuff."
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"-Maybe it won't be so bad. -Oh, my Lord!"
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"I don't want to wait to find out if you love me anymore."
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"I think that you should look me in the eyes and find out."
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"Homer, look at me!"
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"Do it if it'll shut her up. Start with the feet. Still angry."
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"This is tough, need refreshment. Trustworthy beer."
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"My love for you will never die."
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"All right, look the wife straight in the eyes and tell her--"
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"Who am I kidding? I love you more than ever!"
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"Okay, everybody!"
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"For the next 15 minutes, one-third off on every pitcher."
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"One per customer, domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!"
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"I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!"
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"...by the luxury car of death!"
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"He's lying!"
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"Mr. Burns, relate in your own words..."
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"You won't even get that. Offer's expired."
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