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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Enemy (S08E08)

"Mmm, how about "Mitzi"?"
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"- [Typing] - Uh-uh."
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"How much am I bid for Item 751? 7-5-1?"
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"Nothing."
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"- No bids for item 751? - A buck."
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"I have a buck. I have one dollar. I have one dollar there."
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"[Babbling]"
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"Do I hear two? [Babbling]"
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"Cool. What'd I buy?"
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"35 Industry Way."
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"Looks like my years of hard work have finally paid off."
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"[Chomping]"
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"My name is Grimes, Simpson, Frank Grimes."
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"I took the trouble to learn your name."
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"The least you can do is learn mine."
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"[Laughing] Okay, "Grimey.""
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"- Uh- [Clears Throat] - [Laughs]"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"The bag was clearly marked. Please be more careful in the future."
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"Check."
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"## [Humming]"
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"Mmm-"
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"[Groans]"
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"Simpson, do you know who chewed my-"
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"- [Chittering] - Wow."
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"It's filthy- and it's mine."
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"Whee!"
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"So, how's it going, Grimey?"
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"l-I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson."
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"[Chuckles] I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that."
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"## [Humming]"
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"[Blows Raspberries]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"So, what's new, Grimey?"
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"No, a 513- In your procedures manual? A 513?"
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"[Alarm Continues]"
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"Look at your control panel."
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"Oh! A five 13."
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"I'll handle it."
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"- [Alarm Stops] - That got it."
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"[Whistles] Hey, Milhouse."
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"You want a job in my factory?"
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"You don't have a factory."
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"Okay!"
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"God, he eats like a pig."
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"I'd say he eats more like a duck."
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"Well, some kind of farm animal anyway."
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"And earlier today I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit."
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"Can you imagine that? He was hanging from a coat hook."
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"[Chuckles] He had three beers at lunch."
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"That would make anybody sleepy."
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"- Safety inspector. - That irresponsible oaf?"
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"A man who, by all rights, should have been killed dozens of times by now?"
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"It boggles the mind."
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"- It's best not to think about it. - [Chomping]"
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"Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"
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"You idiot! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid."
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"Acid, eh? Gee. That would have been stupid. [Laughs]"
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"Boy, would my face have been red."
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"Stop laughing, you imbecile."
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"Don't you realize how close you just came to killing yourself?"
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"Who did this to my wall?"
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"He did."
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"- Is this true? - [Stammering] l-Well-"
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"Technically, it is true, sir, but-"
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"Come with me."
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"He likes you."
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"[Dog Barking]"
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"[Burns] How dare you destroy my valuable wall and spill my priceless acid?"
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"Did you really think you were going to get away with it?"
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"- [Grimes] I wasn't- - Silence!"
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"I'm going to give you one more chance- at a reduced salary."
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"- So straighten up and fly right. - But, sir, if I could-"
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"[Dog Barks, Growls]"
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"- Hi, Grimey, old buddy. - I'm not your buddy, Simpson."
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"I don't like you. In fact, I hate you."
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"Because from now on, we're enemies."
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"Okay."
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"- Do I have to do anything? - [Groans]"
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"Oh, I can't believe it. I got an enemy."
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"Me-The most beloved man in Springfield."
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"As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me neither."
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"No, I won't accept that."
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"No, it's true. I got their names written down right here..."
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"in what I call my, uh, enemies list."
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""Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson"-"
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"Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list."
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"You just crossed out his name and put yours."
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"Yeah, okay, gimme that. Gimme it back."
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"- "Barney Gumble." - [Groans]"
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"Oh, what'll I do, Moe?"
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"Turn him from an enemy into a friend?"
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"Then, when he's not expecting it- Bam!"
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"The old fork in the eye."
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"Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye?"
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"There's always a first time."
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"This dinner has to go absolutely perfect..."
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"if Grimey and me are going to be friends."
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"Lisa, be perfect."
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"- Okay. - Marge, perfect. Bart, perfect."
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"Other kid, perfect."
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"I only have five lobsters. Are you sure he's not bringing anyone with him?"
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"No. No. He doesn't know he's coming to dinner."
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"I didn't think he'd come, so I said I have something really important to tell him..."
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"- and that I could only tell him about it here. - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"Oh! It's him! It's him, it's him. It's him, it's him, it's him..."
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"Calm down. Answer the door."
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"Welcome to the Simpson residence..."
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"or "Casa de Simpson," as I call it. [Chuckles]"
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"What did you want to see me about, Simpson? This better be important."
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"It is, it is, but first let me introduce you to my family-"
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"My perfect family."
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"- This is my wife, Marge. - Hello."
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"And our beautiful baby."
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"- My daughter Lisa- I.Q. 156. - Hi."
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"- See? And my son Bart. - [Clicks Tongue]"
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"H-How do you do? Homer, I'm late for my night job at the foundry..."
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"so if you don't mind telling me-"
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"Good heavens! Th-This is a palace!"
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"[Stammering] H- How in the world can you afford..."
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