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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Enemy (S08E08)

"I don't know. Don't ask me how the economy works."
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"Yeah, but look at the size of this place."
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"I live in a single room above a bowling alley..."
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"and below another bowling alley."
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"- Wow. - I'm sorry. Isn't that-"
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"Yeah, that's me, all right. And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford."
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"And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins."
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"Oh! And here's a picture of me in outer space."
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"You... went into outer space? You?"
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"Sure. You've never been?"
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"Would you like to see my Grammy award?"
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"No! I wouldn't. God. I've had to work hard every day of my life..."
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"and what do I have to show for it?"
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"This briefcase and this haircut."
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"And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?"
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"- What? - Everything!"
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"A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife..."
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"a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes and-"
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"[Sniffing] lobsters for dinner."
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"And do you deserve any of it? No!"
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"[Gasps] What are you saying?"
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"[Laughs] I'm saying..."
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"you're what's wrong with America, Simpson."
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"[Laughs] If you lived in any other country in the world..."
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"You're a fraud... A total fraud."
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"It was nice meeting you."
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"[Door Slams]"
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"[Milhouse] Wow! Adding machines."
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"Industrial waste."
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"What should we do with all this stuff, Bart?"
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"I think we both know the answer to that."
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"- [Sighs] - [Pounding]"
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"Get to work!"
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"[Together] Wacky shack!"
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"Better be careful, Bart. Look at those warning signs."
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"- Solve your problem, Milhouse? - Yep."
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"Hmm?"
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"Homer? Homer, why aren't you at work?"
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"The car won't start."
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"I don't feel very good today. I am at work."
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"You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there, aren't you?"
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"Well, that's crazy talk."
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"You're crazy, Marge."
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"- Get off the road! - [Honks]"
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"I'm sure he'll be just as anxious to make up as you are."
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"- No, he won't. He hates me. - He doesn't hate you."
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"He just feels insecure because you're getting through life so easily..."
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"- and it's been so difficult for him. - Yeah!"
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"Yeah, that's his problem. He's a nut."
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"It's not about me being lazy."
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"It's about him being a crazy nut."
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"Well, maybe-"
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"But I'll bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more..."
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"- mmm, professional in your work. - [Gasps]"
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"Just a little more."
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"Then he won't have any reason to resent you."
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"To professionalism."
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"Good morning, fellow employee."
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"You'll notice that I am now a model worker."
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"We should continue this conversation later..."
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"during a designated break period."
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"Sincerely, Homer Simpson."
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"[Alarm Blaring]"
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"Can you believe that guy?"
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"- Hey, what do you got against Homer anyway? - Are you kidding?"
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"Does this whole plant have some disease..."
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"where it can't see that he's an idiot? Look here."
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"Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector."
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"And meltdowns have tripled."
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"Has he been fired? No. Has he been disciplined? No, no."
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"That's why they put erasers on pencils."
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"Yeah, Homer's okay. Give him a break."
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"No! Homer is not okay-"
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"And I want everyone in this plant to realize it."
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"I would die a happy man if I could prove to you..."
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"that Homer Simpson has the intelligence of a six-year-old."
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"- So. How you doin'? - [Groans]"
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"Hmm?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh!"
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"This is my chance to show everyone how professional I am."
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"Lenny, tell Mr. Burns I'm going home to work on the contest."
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"[Snickering]"
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"[Snickering Continues]"
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"Oh, God!"
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"[Power Tool Whining]"
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"Ow! [Shouting]"
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"Can I go downstairs and see what Dad's doing?"
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"I wouldn't bother him, honey."
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"He's making some kind of model for a contest."
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"Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?"
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"Just a minute, Van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place tonight..."
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"so it doesn't get trashed."
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"- How'd you like to be night watchman? - But I'm sleepy."
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"Oh, no problemo. Here's a nickel for the coffee machine."
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"So this is my life."
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"[Whistling, Gasps]"
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"Milhouse, how could you let this happen?"
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"You were supposed to be the night watchman."
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"First it started falling over, and then it fell over."
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"Wow. I wonder where all the rats are gonna go."
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"And the bold new ideas these tiny tykes unveil for us today..."
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"could make thousands of jobs like yours..."
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"obsolete."
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"Our first little genius is Ralph Wiggum."
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"[Chuckles] It's pretty good, sir."
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"Thank you. Get out."
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"Next."
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"[Wiggum] Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart."
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"today."
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"Where's the heart?"
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"But it really generates power. It's lighting this room right now."
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"[Electronic Whine]"
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"You lose. Get off my property. Let's have the next child."
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"Look, everybody."
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"Simpson's in a contest with children."
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"- Hey, shh! - You're making us miss the contest."
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"Could you explain your model, young man?"
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"- What's to explain? He's an idiot! - [Lenny] Pipe down!"
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"Well, basically, I just copied the plant we have now."
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