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Clips from Rick and Morty - Ricklantis Mixup (S03E03)

"Uh... Three eyes? A tail? Maybe a buzz cut?"
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"Let me turn over a few rocks."
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"Aw, geez, man. Nothing, man."
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"We're just hanging out and stuff."
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"I guess I'm supposed to be figurin' out"
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"who robbed the store across the street."
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"Aw, geez man, that sucks"
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"He's not my Rick. He's my partner."
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"Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference,"
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"who am I to say."
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"To me, you just look like a sidekick."
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"Whoa! Call me a sidekick one more time!"
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"Call me a sidekick!"
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"Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez!"
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"Wanna see how I paint a wall?!"
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"It was the Morty Town Locos, man!"
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Do you realize how many codes you just violated?"
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"What do I know about knowin' stuff?"
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"Get in the [Bleep] car."
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"More lasers."
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"to answer the question if you like."
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"how would you solve the Citadel's financial crisis?"
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"that I believe this Citadel is the greatest"
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"in the entire multi-verse."
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"But it has to be balanced with defense..."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Can we fact check this please?"
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"Never mind. Who am I kidding."
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"This race is over."
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"[ Chainsaw whirring ]"
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"And that's how you run a Citadel!"
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"the number of displaced Mortys is soaring"
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"while Rick satisfaction levels are plummeting,"
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"and the divide between the two groups"
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"Solve that one real quick."
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"[ Ricks cheering, chuckling ]"
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"[ Farts ] [ Laughter ]"
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"I'd like to offer a re-buttal."
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"[ Farts ]"
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen,"
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"[ Farts twice ]"
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"Well, it came out as two things"
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"[ Laughter ] You guys finished?"
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"The division I see"
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"is between the Ricks and Mortys"
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"and the rest of us."
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"I see it in our schools"
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"where they teach Mortys we're all the same,"
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"I see it in our streets"
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"to fight real injustice."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"feeding on the Citadel's death..."
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"Holy [Bleep]"
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"[ Alarm sounding ]"
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"But I've got a message for them,"
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"from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive,"
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"to the Ricks and Mortys that don't."
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"Holy [Bleep]"
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"I know. That's why you're fired."
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"I can offer you"
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"a very enticing compensation package."
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"Your life is a lie, man."
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"All your life's are lies!"
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"Don't you get it?!"
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"but they stripped us of everything that made us unique!"
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"We know how you feel."
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"We're working-stiff Ricks just like you."
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"But our assembly line is justice."
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"What are your demands?"
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"with enough fluid to take me off this God damn prison!"
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"The media's outside. Well, keep 'em there."
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"Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie,"
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"built on lies, and some other shit."
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"I say appreciate the life you have,"
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"because it can always be worse."
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"Back to you, Ricks."
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"Thank you, Rick 0716-C."
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"That [Bleep] guy. Tell me about it."
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"[ Clears throat ] Meanwhile, in election news,"
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"an unexpected turn of events"
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"as Morty from the Morty Party"
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"soars to the top of the polls."
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"Morty, what's your original reality and where's your Rick?"
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"I hope they see me as their Morty. [ Crowd laughing agreeably ]"
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"Another? Please? With less water?"
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"Hey, cheer up, pal."
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"A Morty's gonna be president."
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"Imagine this kisser"
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"getting blamed for everything."
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"I guess I should've had more faith."
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"What's this?"
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"It's secrets."
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"Wh... wh... wh... What do you think it is?"
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"are afraid at all for your safety?"
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"Candidate Morty: I'd rather live in hope than fear."
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"If I had to fear anything,"
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"I'd fear other people being afraid."
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"But. No, I'm not afraid."
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"Morty Town Loco ♪1: Hey, Rick, man, when there's a Morty president,"
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"you gonna lick my balls or what?"
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"you keep me peelin' skrabquams and slippin' nib nibs,"
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"I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down."
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"What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell?"
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"You guys doing a little chemistry homework"
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"Bootleg portal fluid."
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"Search the place."
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"Are... are you... my new... R... Rick?"
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"It's okay, Morty."
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"Jesus."
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"Shh. It's okay. You're okay."
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"You were right. [ Coughs ]"
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"You just gotta pick the right one."
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"Why is there a crib in here?"
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"Something they do. To make you feel bad."
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"Mortys killing Mortys."
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"Almost... got it..."
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"[ All yelping ]"
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"Sic 'em, boy! [ Barking ]"
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"and commit to this rural character"
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