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Clips from Rick and Morty - Ricklantis Mixup (S03E03)

"where they're... Where all..."
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"Where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies."
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"Fly... flies everywhere."
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"I bet it's a big hole"
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"Slick, why do you have to be so dramatic?"
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"You wanna know why? Because of this."
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"I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys"
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"How do you think it feels, Fat Morty,"
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"to know that no matter where I go,"
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"I'll always be the one"
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"that makes everybody sad and a little bored."
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"Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay?"
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"You also roll up your sleeves."
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"I thought I was Left-Handed Morty."
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"Then you should use your left hand"
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"to eat more vegetables."
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"I'm a plumber, sir."
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"I'm a Rick, and I'm a plumber."
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"That doesn't sound like Rick work."
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"You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you?"
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"Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty!"
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"I cloned myself so you could kiss me as a baby!"
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"I'm okay..."
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"♪"
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"You look like you could use a good time."
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"One dance for $10, two for $25."
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"No, thank you... And bad math."
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"What is this place? The Creepy Morty."
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"What is it your kind's always saying..."
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""Don't think about it.""
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"There's someone important I want you to meet."
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"They won't be causing any trouble anymore."
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"[ Snaps fingers ]"
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"Big Morty likes to contribute"
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"to keeping the peace in Morty Town."
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"Think of him as a "drug lord""
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"and us as cops on his payroll."
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"Morty..."
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"But that doesn't mean that we have to be."
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"Hey, what's going on here, Morty?"
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"- Which Morty? - Which Morty?"
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"The cop, morons!"
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"That's what you said about your last partner."
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"Why would you say something like that, Big Morty?"
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"You're [Bleep] things up for both of us here. Wrong."
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"Big Morty, you're under arrest."
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"S... smartest man in the universe."
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"I never was! It was figurative!"
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"If you do, I'll talk."
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"Cowboy Morty: O... one thing's for sure,"
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"Y... y'all don't have to worry about Cowboy Morty talkin'."
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"You told me to put my faith in the right Morty."
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"Do the right thing."
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"Oh, Grandpa Rick,"
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"I-I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore."
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"I wanna be a regular kid."
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"I-I wanna to go to school and throw balls around"
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"[ Sirens wailing ]"
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"What the hell happened in there?"
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"Same old story."
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"Ricks killing Mortys."
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"[ Groans ] Where... where am I? A bad place."
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"But you're going to a better one soon."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"No, no, no, no..."
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"God damn it!"
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"I'm a Rick! I'm more Rick than any of you!"
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"Then you should know you just killed your only leverage!"
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"Then comes and get me, mother[Bleep]"
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"[ Guns cock ]"
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"and I say that the Rick in there is right."
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"He's more Rick than any of you."
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"He's a terrorist!"
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"This Citadel was founded by Ricks"
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"for Ricks to be free!"
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"What's your name, young man?"
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"Rick. And I'm... The same age as me, I know."
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"How long have you worked here? 15 years."
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"What the hell have we become?"
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"Whatever time you were gonna make him serve,"
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"he's served it."
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"Come with me, friend. Where are we going?"
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"To your new life."
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"Which starts with walking the [Bleep] out of here."
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"Sam Elliot: There's a Rick that held a factory hostage"
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"after murdering his boss and several coworkers."
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"The factory made cookies, flavored them with lies."
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"He made us all take a look at what we were doing."
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"And in the bargain, he got a taste of real freedom."
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"♪"
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"so he give it right back to you,"
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"Come home to the unique flavor"
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"of shattering the grand illusion."
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"Come home to Simple Rick."
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"you have to give up something really important."
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"For me, that's my panini maker."
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"And, yes, I see the irony."
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"I guess I wish I had something cooler"
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"than this dumb-ass surfer necklace."
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"I wish incest porn had..."
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"Had a more mainstream appeal."
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"Morty wishes never come true."
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"Not on the Citadel."
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"Because I wish that would change."
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"Well, I hope you're putting something"
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"Me too."
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"But I doubt it."
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"- No! - Slick!"
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"M... maybe..."
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"Stand [burp] back."
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"He... he cou... he c... Couldn't be allowed to win."
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"Then you should've [burps] worked on your aim, bro."
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"He's alive? No, no, no. You gotta listen to me."
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"Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president."
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"He... won? Yeah."
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"I would hardly call it a blow out."
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"It was almost close enough to trigger a recount."
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"Jesus. What are you joke security now too?"
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"Your case has been reviewed. You're free to go."
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"But... I violated at least a dozen departmental codes."
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