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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"...you are gonna throw me an elaborate wedding."
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"Well, figure out exactly what it is that you could afford,"
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"and triple it."
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"As for you..."
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"OK, now, remember, I'm broke."
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"I'm well aware of your church mouse status."
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"And anything I can do to help, uh..."
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"You know, I could help with the engagement party. How's that?"
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"Well, I wasn't planning on inviting you."
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"But... I will need a bartender."
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"Oh, oh."
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"And, um, make sure you come in through the back door."
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"You're just in time."
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"- so we're all ready to start. - Hey."
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"All right, we are now on the record."
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"OK."
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"Isn't it true that while your children were in Bree's care"
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"and allowed them to wander off to a downtown business district?"
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"My kids don't wander, they scurry, like rats."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Do you know a rat can fit through a hole the size of a quarter?"
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"Anyway, my children have that trick down too."
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"Mrs Scavo, are you saying that you don't hold Ms. Van De Kamp responsible"
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"for endangering your children?"
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"I trust her completely."
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"She's a wonderful friend and a fantastic mother."
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"- She puts the rest of us to shame. - She's lying!"
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"- You gonna let her get away with this? - Please."
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"Do you consider Mrs Van De Kamp to have a drinking problem?"
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"No."
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"Then why did you line empty wine bottles up on her front stoop?"
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"I was helping Bree with her recycling."
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"Do I need to remind you of the potential consequences of perjury?"
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"No, you don't. In fact, I hate liars."
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"[cell phone ringing]"
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"Hello?"
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"Peter? Hi, it's Bree."
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"Hey, Bree, you know, uh,"
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"if you feel like you're gonna need a drink, you should call Donna."
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"No, no, I don't feel like I'm gonna drink,"
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"and if I did I certainly would call Donna,"
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"She and I are just... we're just really clicking."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"She's throwing a party, and I thought you'd like to come."
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"- Bree... - Well, you're not my sponsor anymore,"
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"so I assume this is allowable."
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"I mean, it's just a casual get-together. And they're having sushi."
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"- You do like sushi, don't you? - Bree..."
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"OK, Peter,"
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"I just really... need us to be friends."
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"When I'm with you, I'm not myself, which is a good thing."
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"I can... I can relax when I'm with you"
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"in a way that I can't when I'm with other people. [sighs]"
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"With them, I have to pretend that I have it all together, but..."
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"...you know that I don't, so it's just so much easier."
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"Come on, it's just a... just a dumb old party."
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"[people talking, laughing]"
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"Paul! I'm so glad you made it."
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"considering how people in this neighbourhood feel about me."
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"[scoffs] You know me. I like to be inclusive."
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"Ooh! It's heavy. [chuckles]"
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"A what, now?"
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"It's a cocktail."
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"I'm not really sure what's in it."
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"But it sounds obscure and complicated. So chop-chop."
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"[Carlos] OK, we'll be right there."
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"Hey, hey, put that down! We've gotta go!"
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"- That's fantastic! - We're gonna be parents!"
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"I'll go get the car. Come on."
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"We were supposed to have four weeks."
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"She promised the baby wasn't due for four more weeks."
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"We don't have anything, we don't have diapers,"
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"and we don't have the stuff babies drink."
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"Formula?"
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"Welcome to parenthood. Come on."
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"This is your father's bartender bible."
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"See if you can find the recipe for a Rusty Nail."
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"Where'd you find that?"
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"It was stuck in here between a Pink Squirrel and a Pisco Sour."
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"Well, why is your father keeping this?"
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"Hey, Susie."
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"Karl, this marriage, our marriage, this fake marriage. That's what it is, right?"
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"Fake."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"What's this?"
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"- Nothing. - Yeah?"
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"and I'm going to marry the woman I really love: Edie Britt.""
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"It's not about what I want you to say."
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"You have to want to say that you want to marry Edie."
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"Don't worry about this, Susie."
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"I need to look at it from time to time."
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"[sighs]"
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"Consider it my punishment."
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"For screwing up the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Ohh."
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"Oh, no, no, no, this is not happening."
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"Oh! Karl!"
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"Tell me what to do. You want me to marry Edie, I will."
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"You want me to call off the wedding, I'll do it."
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"I'll do whatever you want."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, hello. - Hi."
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"Hi. I need some advice from a professional."
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"I'd like to get stinking drunk."
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"Do you have anything that can accomplish that in a hurry?"
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"Forget it. Come on, let's go. We'll wing it."
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"Oh, we missed it?"
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"The kid just slipped right out."
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"Are you family?"
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"They're the parents."
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"Would you like to help?"
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"No, thanks. You guys look like you got it covered."
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"Come on, Gabby."
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"OK."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Honey, you were right."
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"About what?"
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"It was all worth it."
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"[baby cooing]"
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