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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"There's a gift receipt taped to the bottom of the box."
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"OK, the next one is from Felicia."
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"I do hope you like it."
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"Good things come in small packages."
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"What is it?"
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"Teeth?"
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"Dentures."
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"They were my dear sister Martha's."
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"I'm sure none of you knew,"
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"but she had orthodontic issues from the time she was a child."
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"Thank you."
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"I know it's an unconventional gift for an engagement party,"
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"but you and Martha were such close friends, Edie,"
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"I wanted you to have something truly personal to remember her by."
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"Since she left us so... abruptly."
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"You know, when Paul Young strangled her,"
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"Felicia, I think you've had enough."
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"But while you all are chitchatting and eating these gummy hors d'oeuvres,"
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"just remember,"
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"you're in the company of a murderer."
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"[rock music playing]"
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"Bree. Bree?"
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"[moans]"
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"Why didn't you call Donna?"
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"I don't need Donna."
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"I need you."
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"OK, it's my turn."
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"Come on, you're hogging her."
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"You tell me who it is, Libby!"
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"[Libby] Are you drunk?"
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"Who is he, Libby?"
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"I got to know!"
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"I already told you, he's some rodeo guy. I don't even remember his name."
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"Liar!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm gonna light myself on fire."
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"He's gonna light himself on fire with coffee liquor?"
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"Would not have been my choice."
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"Tell me his name or I'm gonna do it!"
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"- Frank, don't be an idiot! - Aah! Aah!"
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"- [woman] Security to Maternity. - My brother Dale?"
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"He knows which end is up."
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"What is she saying?"
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"Take it easy, man!"
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"No. I am not giving up the baby."
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"[woman] Security to O.B."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm taking our baby home."
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"She's not ours! The papers aren't valid anymore!"
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"She has a father!"
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"- Where? - Maternity! Maternity!"
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"All right."
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"Carlos, hurry up!"
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"I'm hurrying!"
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"Man, there's a lot of straps on this thing!"
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"- How does this thing go in? - Read the instructions!"
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"Which is the harness clip?"
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"That is after the baby is in! You have to connect it to the car first!"
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"We should have got an SUV!"
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"This is very complicated!"
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"Oh, for God sakes, just take the baby!"
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"Here, we're good to go. Give me the baby."
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"You know this isn't gonna end well. They're gonna try and take her back."
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"Maybe."
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"But we don't have to make it easy for them."
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"[Mary Alice] Temptation comes to all of us."
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"Whether or not we succumb, depends on our ability"
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"to recognise its disguise."
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"Sometimes it arrives in the form of an old flame"
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"Or a new friend"
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"Or a young child who awakens feelings"
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"we didn't know we had."
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"And so we give in to temptation,"
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"all the while knowing,"
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"come morning,"
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"we'll have to suffer the consequences."
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"...and Mike... - Didn't she mention we dated?"
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"So she called her sponsor,"
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"[door opens and closes]"
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"... they are punished,"
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"as a certain married couple was about to discover."
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"I finally did it. I popped the question."
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"It takes months to plan a classy wedding."
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"I just wanted you to know that."
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"Thanks."
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"I want to see how good your memory is."
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"Wait, wait, wait. You paid Libby?"
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"Shouldn't you be resting? No, I'm fine."
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"And I was very popular there."
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"This was always just a temporary arrangement,"
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"big ballroom, smushing cake in her face. It'll take months to plan."
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"It's hard for me to imagine the Bree I know capable of hurting you."
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"So if there's anything I can do to help you..."
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"[Edie] How long does it take to shut a door?"
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"No, I don't hold her responsible."
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"I appreciate the invitation. I'm a little surprised to get it,"
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"- [Edie] Karl! - Whoa!"
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"She won't break."
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"It was Dale, OK? It was Dale!"
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"Do you want to leave this beautiful girl with that white trash freak show?"
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""Pass strap A through strap B. Make sure the harness clip is at chest level.""
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"Wow."
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"Yeah, you think so?"
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"It's just a couple plants."
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"crushed her windpipe, and buried her alive next to a hiking trail..."
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"[chuckling]"
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"- [moaning] - [glass breaking]"
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"It just doesn't feel right to me."
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"It's my kid. And I have a right to mess her up if I want."
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"of this crushingly expensive wedding."
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"I mean, can you blame me for wanting to know if I have your support?"
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"Thousand?"
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"I just, um..."
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"Well, come on, then!"
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"... Susan made amends..."
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"[chuckling] Just giving you a little kiss."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, thanks, but I'm not out of the woods yet."
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"and I once saw her bitch-slap her mother-in-law."
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"But I think I was really making some progress"
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"...I feel so guilty that this all went on in your house,"
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