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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"- You think this is funny? - Oh, don't you get it?"
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"We just got our baby back."
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"Well, you take care now."
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"[clears throat] Yeah."
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"Hi."
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"I got your message that you wanted to see me before the meeting started."
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"Bree, this is Donna."
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"- Donna, this is Bree. - What's up?"
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"I don't want a new sponsor. I'm very comfortable working with you."
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"and given what happened the other night,"
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"Peter, all we did was kiss."
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"[sighing]"
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"...whatever's between us isn't gonna affect our recovery."
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"It's not a good time for change in my life, Peter."
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"Terrible things are happening, I'm headed to court."
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"I need your support now more than ever."
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"But, Peter..."
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"So you think Bree punched Andrew in the face? Cos I don't."
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"I don't either!"
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"But on the other hand, she spanked my kids, she lied about her drinking,"
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"So I'm torn."
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"How can you be so sure?"
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"And then we have Bree saying it's Andrew wanting to be emancipated"
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"How are we supposed to know the truth?"
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"Because I remember being 17."
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"than punch myself in the eye to get a car."
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"[tapping cane]"
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"Karl!"
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"Karl! Stop, stop!"
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"It's an emergency!"
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"- Just calm down. What's going on? - Edie is gonna marry you tomorrow!"
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"What?"
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"She's planned this whole secret wedding! It's a surprise!"
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"God, I hate surprises."
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"I know. I told her that."
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"I said, he always, always hates surprises."
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"All right, don't get yourself all worked up."
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"We'll put our heads together, and we'll come up with something."
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"So the thing you gotta know about me is my style is proactive."
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"I don't hold your hand if you go on a bender."
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"I believe in behaviour modification."
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"Hmm. Some muffins?"
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"That's OK, I'm not big on snacks."
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"You should also know... I'm not a lesbian."
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"Oh. Well, good for you."
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"Not great for your recovery if we get tangled up in a little something."
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"So, um, whatever vibe you might be getting, that's all on you."
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"Um, Donna..."
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"...I really appreciate everything that you've been doing for me."
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"with Peter as my sponsor, and I was thinking..."
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"All right, stop right there!"
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"You're fixating on Peter."
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"I feel like I'm jeopardizing my recovery by switching."
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"You're making excuses."
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"See, I have a 99 percent success rate as a sponsor"
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"because I have zero percent tolerance for people who lie to themselves."
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"Now come on."
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"Come on? Where are we going?"
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"Hiking. There's nothing like it to take your mind off booze."
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"I got it. I'll just be the woman."
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"That's great."
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"I'll have to tell her you're the one who ruined the surprise."
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"- You're gonna make me take the hit? - Yeah."
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"Hey. Whatcha doing out here?"
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"Uh... Just talking."
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"Well, come on in. I've got something to show you."
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"- Oh, no, that's OK. - Come on! You'll love this."
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"Well, I should go."
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"which, Lord knows, is my right."
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"But what I will say is that you two are the most reprehensible excuses"
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"for human beings that I have ever met!"
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"Right. What the hell."
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"Hey, Mrs Scavo."
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"That's, uh, that's a sweet ride."
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"Come over here for a second, I'd like to pick your brain."
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"You're the demographic that my client is interested in."
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"You'd be doing me a favour if you drove it for a couple hours and..."
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"...tell me what you thought. Do you mind?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I can't believe you are old enough to drive."
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"I still remember when you were ten-years-old."
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"I paid you a dollar to rake our leaves."
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"Yeah, yeah, you were pretty cheap."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"Is this set up for MP3?"
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"Uh, all the bells and whistles."
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"I really wanted to tell you how sorry I am."
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"Hmm?"
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"Your lawyer came to see me. I'm going to be deposed."
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"Yeah, yeah, I know."
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"You just have to remember she's a different person when she drinks."
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"She must be."
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"Do you have the keys?"
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"Oh. Sure. Anyway, I just..."
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"right under our nose."
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"Well, can you get a discount on these?"
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"Um..."
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"Actually, yeah."
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"One of the perks."
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"Even so, it's out of the price range of a high school student."
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"If you tell my lawyer the truth, I don't think money's gonna be a problem."
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"[Andrew sighs]"
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"Hi. What's going on?"
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"Edie wants to discuss our little deception."
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"I can forgive your trickery."
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"I can forgive the humiliation."
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"But what I can't forgive is the complete and utter lack of faith in me!"
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"I mean, having Susan get married for insurance was my idea!"
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"If I had known that everything had gotten all screwed up,"
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"of course I would've agreed."
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"Look, Edie. In retrospect, yes,"
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"we didn't think."
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"He's right. We behaved like children."
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"Naughty, stupid children."
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"Well, that makes me feel better, that you could admit that."
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"Because when naughty children misbehave,"
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"they know that they're gonna get punished. Don't they?"
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"- Punished? - Mmm."
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"At this point, I'd like to point out that, uh, it was Karl who proposed."
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"Karl..."
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