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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets (S08E08)

"you're the dangerous uncle we've always wanted."
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"Sure thing, guys."
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"so it might be a tough reach."
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"It's gonna get real loud real quick in here."
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"- Tell Gene to start. - Yep. All right, Gene, hit it."
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"Anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes of me hitting this gong."
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"I wish I would've brought my gong so we could jam."
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"The one day I don't bring it."
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"Second verse, same as the first."
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"One hole down. Lots to go."
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"Can't hear you!"
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"Oh, a-are you in there, Lin?"
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"TEDDY: No, it's me. Teddy."
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"but then I thought, eh,"
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"I got to keep that open for our customers."
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"Uh-huh. But now I can't use my own bathroom."
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"Yeah, right. (Chuckles) Well, here we are."
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"- Yep. - I'll be quick."
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"Is there a plunger in here I'm not seeing?"
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"- Teddy, I don't like that question. - Uh..."
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"Okay, what are you doing in there, Teddy?"
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"- I'm finishing up, I'm finishing up. - Uh..."
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"Ah, it's locked! How do you open this thing, Bobby?"
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"I'm gonna break it down!"
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"- No, don't break the door, Teddy! - I'm gonna..."
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"- I got water all over my shoes! - Just unlock it, and I'll open it!"
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"I'm getting water all over my..."
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"(Tina straining)"
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"LOUISE: How's it going in there, T?"
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"This metal knows we are wrong to seek the treasure."
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"- Okay, cramping up. Switch. - All right, I'll take a shift."
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"Hey, this isn't so tough... Yes, it is!"
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"(grunting) Ha-ha!"
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"I did one snip."
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"Of so many snips."
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"Admit it, Louise, making a pot holder"
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"This is worth it."
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"That, uh, screw flew out like a shot."
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"Oh, God. Sir, don't swallow."
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"You might be chewing on a screw."
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"but-but, yeah, go ahead and spit it out, hon."
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"Just real quick. You just enjoy your meal. -Uh, um..."
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"Not touching your food, not touching your food."
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"Okay, it made a little contact right there,"
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"but I'm not gonna do it again, just a little bit."
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"I was just looking for a missing screw."
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"If you could just lift your legs for a second."
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"These are very nice shoes you got, you know?"
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"Do they come in a 13 on the left and 11 on the right?"
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"You know what? I'm just gonna go back to the kitchen."
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"the sheet metal phase."
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"Only a pathetic little wall stands between us"
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"and all the ceramics we could ever want to say we made."
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"Our grandparents might never know we didn't make their gifts,"
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"Also your breath needs to have a conscience."
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"I'm going to start sawing through this drywall."
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"without making anyone suspicious."
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"Man, all this dandruff is so embarrassing."
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"What's all this cocaine doing at school?"
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"Throw it away."
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"No? Okay, I'll throw it out."
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"What's your deal, Tina?"
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"How are we doing in here?"
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"Yes. Tina, flashlight."
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"But, yeah. (Whistles)"
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"We're so close."
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"(straining): We are so..."
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"FROND: Busted."
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"Oh, good Lord, you are double busted."
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"But not triple busted. Phew. (Chuckles)"
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"Simple pranks, lackadaisical schoolwork, sure."
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"But demolishing school property on purpose?"
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"With power tools? Power tools?"
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"We're gonna need those back, by the way. I mean,"
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"we don't know what you're talking about?"
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"about what you've done."
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"We're gonna get expelled."
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"How do they do that?"
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"Wait, he took our flashlight."
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"That seems like a weird punishment. But fair."
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"And why isn't he calling Mom and Dad in front of us?"
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"He loves doing that."
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"(gasps) Look."
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"It's been sawed more."
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"(hisses) You're supposed to be in my office."
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"Where is it? Where is it?"
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"- There it is. - What are you doing?"
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"I don't want to talk about it, okay?"
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"It's personal. (Screams)"
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"Dave Titus, check."
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"Phillip Frond, no check."
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"- Yeah, Frond, talk. - Fine."
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"When I was in seventh grade here at Wagstaff,"
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"They were counting the votes in the ceramics room."
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"and stuffed them in a vase."
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"And they walled the room up."
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"Then, just like that, my greatest mistake"
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"I beg you, do not tell anyone"
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"and in return, we promise not to tell anyone."
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"- Deal? - Fine. Done."
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"And we each get to take a couple things off the shelf."
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"- Whatever. - It would ruin me if this got out."
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"No one, that's who."
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"This may sound crazy, but kids might listen to you more"
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"if they knew that you made a big mistake when you were their age."
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"You know what, Tina? You're right."
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"That does sound crazy."
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"Nobody wants a relatable guidance counselor. Kids think I'm perfect."
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"That's why they listen to me."
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"Wait. Why did you break in here?"
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"For the pottery. So we wouldn't have to make"
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"presents for our grandparents."
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"push them down deep inside where they belong,"
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"and go our separate ways, shall we?"
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"Sounds great. Ooh."
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"- Tina's wrong. - (sighs)"
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"I don't want this kind of regret, you know?"
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"A lie is a crappy gift."
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"That's great, Louise. See, Mr. Frond?"
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"Louise learned from your mistake,"
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