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Clips from American Dad! - The Unbrave One (S07E07)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"- You got my back? - I'll scratch your back."
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"I can sing "Baby Come Back.""
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"# There was something #"
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"Need you to help me cash'em!"
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"I'm comin" Dad!"
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"Usually people come towards whoever they say that to."
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"like that little piggy in the straw house..."
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"Stan, I'm late for my period."
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"I just took the safety latches off the toilet seats."
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"It's too early to push me down the stairs, Stan."
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"L'll take a pregnancy test."
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"Well, if you're going to take a pregnancy test, you're going to have to pee."
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"Hey, Dad, how brave is this?"
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"- What? - I can't handle another child..."
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"I hadn't thought of that."
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"- Steve! - Already named Steve over here."
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"Jeff! I'm ready to go again!"
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"Whoa, I'm tired. Anyone else want to tag in?"
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"But if I do something to show him I'm brave..."
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"Which one of you doesn't want the cape?"
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"I don't feel great with what I'm wearing."
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"And here's him chewing off his own cancerous mole."
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"Yeah, well, I'm just a mild-mannered kid..."
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"Now you hit on me?"
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"- I'm throwing here at the house. - A heroes, brunch?"
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"with a few of our nation's bravest."
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"Oh, yeah, it does."
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"I guess they're different."
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"than my unborn, unconfirmed, maybe baby brother."
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"- Maybe baby. - Maybe baby."
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"Maybe baby. Maybe baby. Maybe baby. Maybe baby."
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"and sent them to the doctor."
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"What is the boob test gonna tell him..."
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"Are you sure criminals will be intimidated by my outfit?"
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"Sir, I am here to stop this!"
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"Excuse me. Is that the X.L.R. Mega-Zoom?"
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"I can't believe we've been walking around all night and couldn't find one crime."
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"David and Franklin Black-"
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"two white brothers who killed every Mexican in town."
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"This is your big chance."
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"Roger, the-the plan's not working."
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"Danger reared it's ugly head, and you folded faster..."
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"Tyler Perry's movies are actually quite good before I get my hands on them."
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"Weirdos."
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"That's one brave S.O.B."
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"- Okay, this is your moment. - Thanks, Roger."
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"Hold on there, stranger in my living room."
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"There, there."
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"I do care, kiddo."
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"I decided to throw you under the bus."
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"You are something else, Roger!"
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"when I worked in the maternity ward."
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"Thanks for the wake-up call."
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"- You know how to do it right. - I appreciate that, son."
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"No, I mean it. You are milking the hell out of it."
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"Mom really showed me something when she was on the toilet."
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"Well, I don't need this anymore."
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"Aaah!"
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"All this time I was hoping my dad would think I'm brave..."
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"but now I know I'm brave, and that's all that counts."
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"- What the hell was he talking about? - Kid's probably on drugs."
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"I know I am."
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"He's just a guy who landed a plane in a river to save his own ass."
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"This was submitted by an amateur videographer."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God."
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"Lauren, grab your flashlight."
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"I can hold my head up high, no matter what happens."
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"and you didn't even brag about it."
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"We'll name the other kid something else."
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"You know, I really think your mom's gonna come around..."
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"to having another baby in the house."
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"# If you like making love at midnight #"
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"Giggity."
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# Good morning U.S.A. ##"
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"Who's Mommy's little baby?"
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"- Oh, God! - That's how he became Sergeant Eye-Gouger."
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"I love an origin story."
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"Shut up over there!"
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"- You shut up! - You shut up!"
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"Just let it go, Dad."
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"- You want to throw down? - I'll throw down!"
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"I can do the backstroke."
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"# Any kind of fool could see #"
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"# In everything about you, yeah #"
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"# You can blame it all on me #"
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"# I was wrong ##"
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"Huh? Where'd you go?"
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"- I got the usher. - I almost died."
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"I almost died too-of shock."
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"I accidentally ran into a Hugh Grant movie."
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"Such a youthful haircut on such an old face."
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"Who beat the candy out of you?"
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"Some guy popped off in the movie theater..."
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"and I had to be totally heroic, big time."
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"Steve had the opportunity to help, but instead he left..."
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"I don't know if I have that right, but it's in the Bible, Steve."
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"Don't worry, Dad."
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"L'll be brave next time something happens."
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"You can't make a plan to be brave."
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"Brave is either something you are or you're not..."
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"and you are not."
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"Hey, hey. Don't be so down, buddy."
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"There is something you are."
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"You are..."
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"it!"
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"Francine, you are unusually quiet this evening."
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"Is that going to be a new thing? I like it."
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"Maybe if you jump up and down, get things started."
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"I might be pregnant."
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"What? How is that possible? I got a vasectomy."
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"You got some sort of weird, automated Japanese vasectomy."
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"And you've never done anything about..."
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"the 30 recall postcards they sent us."
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"I'm Kichirou!"
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"No! This is a disaster."
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"I don't want another child!"
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