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Clips from American Dad! - The Unbrave One (S07E07)

"Aah! I'm drowning!"
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"Listen, I don't want a baby either."
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"Trading sushi and bourbon for hemorrhoids and swollen boobs?"
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"Screw that!"
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"What are we going to-"
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"I'm not even sure if I'm pregnant."
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"- Let me get you some water. - I'll get my own water."
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"Damn."
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"I have less than 10% battery life..."
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"and I just started an e-mail."
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"Geez, Mr. S."
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"Nailing your daughter makes me super hungry."
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"Let's not talk about sex. I'm pissed at sex!"
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"Francine might be pregnant!"
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"chipping away at the heroic Smith name."
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"Well, you never know."
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"My dad, for some reason, thinks I'm an idiot..."
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"The new baby could be the son I never had."
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"Alive over here."
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"He could be brave and have my back."
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"L'll name him... something strong."
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"We'll change your name. You can call yourself Eve, like the douche."
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"Always happy to dispense sound judgment."
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"It's my dad. He thinks I'm a coward."
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"he says it won't mean anything because I'm trying to prove I'm brave."
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"It's a conundrum."
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"I thought a conundrum was a word that's the same forward and back."
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"Anyway, there's nothing I can do to change his mind."
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"I got it! Here's what we do."
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"We dress you up in a masked superhero costume."
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"You do something brave, and I catch it all on video."
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"Then-This is good- We get that video to Greg and Terry..."
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"who show it on the news."
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"While your dad is watching their report..."
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"letting the superhero outfit "accidentally" fall out of your backpack."
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"All right! - And we get to dress you up in a superhero outfit!"
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"Qui-Lo!"
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"Qui-Lo, cape or no cape?"
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"The night belongs to me, for I am..."
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"Greater Chimdale County Man!"
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"No! That name's terrible!"
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"to buy a video camera."
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"7,000 hours of footage down the drain."
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"I'm gonna grab some Neosporin from my room..."
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"in case I get a boo-boo fighting crime."
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"Oh, could I borrow a tank top?"
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"Feel like I'm 90% sleeve over here."
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"To inspire New Steve not to be a wuss..."
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"I'm painting scenes from John McCain's life on the walls."
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"Here's him getting his legs broken by the V.C."
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"That wall there portrays him selecting Sarah Palin as a running mate..."
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"without knowing the first thing about her."
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"so I wouldn't relate to any of that."
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"After all these years of rebuffing my advances?"
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"Now I'm finally moving on, and you have the audacity to-"
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"Anyway, I invited McCain to a heroes, brunch..."
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"Yep, I'll be French-toasting it up..."
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"I really think McCain might come."
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"Glitter? Oh, come on! it's everywhere!"
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"Excuse me, what's the difference between digital zoom and optical zoom?"
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"But the box says they're different."
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"Let me know if you need any further assistance. - Thank you."
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"I thanked him. Why did I thank him?"
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"Maybe baby. Maybe baby."
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"- That's fun to say. Maybe baby. - Maybe baby."
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"- Maybe baby. - Maybe baby."
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"Maybe baby."
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"- So, did you take the pregnancy test? - I did."
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"And? Am I going to be a father again?"
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"Well, I didn't have a home pregnancy test, so I had to take one online."
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"I'm waiting for the doctor to e-mail me back with the results."
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"How do you take a pregnancy test over the computer?"
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"Well, per instruction..."
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"I first took several pictures of my genitals-"
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"- You what? - and then one of me peeing on a teddy bear..."
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"I don't think, uh, that that's real."
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"He's a legitimate doctor, Stan. See for yourself."
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"Oh, God, here goes."
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"Oh. Dr. Vadgers says my lab work requires more information."
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"He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit."
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"I know what you're thinking."
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"that the butthole test didn't?"
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"He's just being super careful."
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"It's not an outfit, Steve. It's called a onesie."
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"Sounds like someone is in need of help."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This woman is repeatedly head-butting this man in the stomach."
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"If you don't mind my asking, what'd you pay?"
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"You won't be undersold?"
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"Try this same camcorder at Montie's for $20 less."
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"- Do you have your receipt? - No, I don't have a receipt!"
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"I stole the floor model."
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"This neighborhood's gotten too safe since the Blacks moved out."
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"Look what they're doing to that monument."
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"It's Langley Falls, most sacred memorial..."
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"commemorating the victims of the Great Bus Crash of 2010."
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"Go stop those hooligans, and I'll film the whole thing."
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"I demand you cease your criminal mischief!"
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"Look how round this kid's head is."
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"Its geometrical perfection is unnerving. Let's beat him up."
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"Run if you wanna run. I-I mean live."
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"That didn't work at all."
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"- But I wasn't courageous. - No, you weren't."
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"than a chain of Rhea Perlman-themed..."
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"But you don't have to be brave. You just have to look brave for your dad."
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"That's the beauty of movies."
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"I snip out the part where you were a raging nancy sissy..."
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"and edit it to make you out to be the hero."
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"- All right, now we drop it at Greg and Terry's."
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"##"
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"Campy."
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"# Yes, I like pina coladas #"
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"- # And getting caught in the-## - Not now."
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"Then when?"
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"Who rings the doorbell at 3:00 in the morning?"
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"Stan, the news is on. Turn to channel three, quick!"
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"We secretly acquired this exclusive video late lastnight."
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"The contents will shock you."
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"The masked hero has arrived!"
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"Take it easy, shouting guy from the B-52s."
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