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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Drama Queen (S20E20)

"Does it get you into special exhibits?"
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"- On Wednesdays. - (GASPS) That's today!"
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"(WIPE OUTPLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) Folk art"
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"So Lisa asked if her new friend could stay for dinner."
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"She's finally doing something the book said she would."
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"Won't last."
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"Hey, Mom. Can Juliet sleep over?"
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"We could be murderers."
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"Could've been, if we hadn't had kids."
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"Juliet's father is the world's foremost John Grisham scholar."
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"He found several undiscovered plot twists in The Client,"
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"and he proved that the real villain in A Time to Kill"
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"is the legal system itself."
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"Told you, Marge. Told you!"
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"(BOTH SNICKERING)"
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"Now we need a name for our imaginary kingdom..."
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"I mean, queendom."
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"How about Equalia?"
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"Lisa, do you want to be best friends?"
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"Gosh, this is all happening so fast."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"- Say yes. Say yes. - I'd love to!"
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"(MARGE WHOOPING)"
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"(LISA GASPS)"
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"- You heard me say that, didn't you? - I did."
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"- We're still cool though, right? - We are."
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"My best friend is so cool."
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"Here are a few best friend tips. Compliment her hair and shoes."
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"Friendship is like marriage. The key is listening."
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"Also, if her dog bites you, don't make a big deal out of it."
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"Okay, honey. If it's that important to you, you said it."
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"We're at the end of chapter four. But we need a grabber,"
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"a whammy, a snapperoo, some eye mustard!"
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"I got it! How about this?"
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"What if Queen Helvetica found a rare two-horned unicorn?"
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"A twonicorn!"
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"(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "Twonicorn.""
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"You are definitely doing the book on tape."
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"Girls are so lame."
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"Isn't that right, headless Darth Vader?"
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"armless Malibu Stacy wrapped in hockey tape?"
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"(KISSING)"
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"Now, remember. Juliet's family is very classy."
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"Use as many big words as possible."
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"Nice doorbell. Is it computerized?"
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"Well, we... I..."
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"Homer, isn't it wonderful that my Juliet and your Lisa"
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"have become such fast friends?"
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"(LAUGHING) If you say so, m'Iord."
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"- Dinner's ready. - Lf you'll show me to your bathroom,"
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"I'd like to pretend to wash my hands."
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"New friendship, so full of promise."
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"(MUFFLED) When they make a movie from his books,"
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"does he get one or two free tickets?"
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"It depends on the production company."
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""He had much to be happy about."
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""and needed little sleep.""
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"Attention, everyone. Lisa and I would like to perform"
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"a medley of Josh Groban's 12 most popular downloads."
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"Juliet, I'm worried this Josh Groban is becoming a bit of an obsession for you."
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"Let's just listen to James Horner's soundtrack"
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"to The Pelican Brief, shall we?"
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"(JULIET CRYING)"
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"I'll go get her."
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"Hey, could you take a look at a lump on my back?"
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"- I'm not that kind of doctor. - I get it. Here's 10 bucks."
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"DR. HOBBES: Mmm."
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"- That's chewing gum. - What a racket."
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"Juliet, are you okay?"
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"- See who? - Our friends!"
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"The lords and ladies of Equalia!"
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"Oh!"
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"Co-Queens Helvetica and Valedictoria, we're so glad you're finally here."
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"Toss me a treat!"
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"(TWONICORN GULPS)"
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"I didn't know I could do that."
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"In and out of the crowd like a glance"
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"This romance is"
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"From afar calling me silently"
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"These be mini-pizzas made from dragon eggs, Your Majesties."
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"- Mom, please don't do that. - Who is this mom of which you speak?"
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"Mom, stop! This is our thing, not yours."
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"- I'm just trying to... - It's better if you don't."
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"(MURMURS IN HURT)"
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"Mr. And Mrs. Simpson, we need to talk about Lisa."
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"She's unfocused, scribbling nonsense, living in a world of her own."
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"(HOMER LAUGHING)"
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"- Well, that's Bart for you. - We're talking about Lisa, your daughter."
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"Seems like you and I are always talking about Bart, my son."
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"Lisa has been seeing an awful lot of her new friend."
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"Yes. The one I've seen on Lisa's Facebook page."
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"I search all the children's Facebook pages for unflattering references to me."
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"(LAUGHING) That. We were actually just going out for brunch and I got lost."
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"But don't worry, Officer. We'll definitely have a talk with the boy."
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"I thought you wanted me to have a best friend!"
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"There are limits to how much two people should be together!"
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"Well, you can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'II..."
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"- I'll disobey! - I'm Bart Simpson's mother."
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"You think you've got any tricks I haven't seen?"
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"Bart Simpson, age three."
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"(LISA GRUNTS ANGRILY)"
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"Bart Simpson, age ten."
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"(LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(CHILDREN CHATTERING)"
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"Juliet, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm running away. And you're coming with me."
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"But I'm supposed to attend the model UN this weekend."
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"I'm the delegate from Azerbaijan, and I'm threatening a rice tariff."
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"Lisa, I know how important the model UN's work is."
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"But Equalia needs you. I need you."
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"I remember when I was young and I ran off to a land of equality."
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"(MAN COUGHING)"
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"This is where we'll live."
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"- How did you find this place? - My family ate here last week."
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"It really went downhill fast."
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"But if you just believe, anyplace can be Equalia."
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"Oh, no. Clam-Elot's is closed."
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"I'm not surprised. Their clam chowder smelled like soap."
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