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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Drama Queen (S20E20)

"I doubt it. Friday's usually just committee assignments"
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"and procedural rules."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- MARTIN ON PHONE: Mrs. Simpson! - Hiya, Martin. How's the model UN?"
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"Total chaos! We're two minutes away from a roll call vote on a non-binding"
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"resolution and no Azerbaijan!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"To the extent you can trust the word of a Belgian, yes!"
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"Lisa ran away! And it's all my fault!"
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"If I'd just let her continue her obsessive relationship"
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"with that troubled little girl, everything would've been fine."
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"If I know my sister, and unfortunately I do,"
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"she probably ran off to some lame-o make-believe castle."
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"- Wait! - Hmm?"
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"- Is it someplace I'd have to put on a tie? - No."
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"Is it a place I'd look overdressed if I did wear a tie?"
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"You probably would."
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"(HOMER EX CLAIMS)"
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"You know what I think killed this place?"
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"(CAR APPROACHING)"
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"She's not here?"
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"KEARNEY: Hmm?"
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"(BOTH GASP)"
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"And to wait out our bad haircuts."
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"We'd better tie them up."
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"This place is where we came after my bar mitzvah."
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"You said you weren't having one."
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"All these pictures of seafood are making me hungry."
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"We'll get some cream for the peaches while you guard the prisoners."
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"Don't screw it up, butt brain!"
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"At least my dad didn't smoke after his stroke."
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"Juliet, I'm scared."
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"Shut your eyes and you'll be in Equalia."
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"Equalia is not real!"
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"Maybe not. But it's better than this."
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"(LISA SIGHS)"
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"So the armies of the gnomes and the elves faced off"
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"on either side of the hollow, broad axes poised."
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"With a fearsome cry, they raced towards"
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"the center of the battlefield, banners aflutter in the breeze!"
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"What comes next?"
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"A battle to determine the fate of Equalia. But you wouldn't be interested."
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"I have a wide variety of interests. Is there them dragon things?"
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"Yes! I mean, yes, there are dragons, everywhere!"
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"Green ones, Chinese ones, chubby bald ones."
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"I like those ones! Tell me about those!"
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""...danced the minuet of equality on a gossamer dewdrop.""
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"What's going on here?"
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"What's this?"
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"An ambitious first novel by the two brightest young writers"
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"this side of the Iowa Writers' Workshop."
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"I bet it'll burn up good."
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"(DOLPH AND JIMBO LAUGHING)"
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"Put the book down!"
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"For Equalia!"
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"I am not an angel"
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"I am just a man"
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"- Well, it looks like we're safe. - Looks like."
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"Juliet, I don't want to go to Equalia anymore."
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"What do you mean?"
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"It's a special place. But I need to live in the real world."
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"The real world?"
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"The real world is for people who can't imagine anything better."
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"(SING-SONG) Cuckoo."
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""We have received your manuscript, The Chronicles of Equalia. '""
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""Unfortunately, it is not what we're looking for at this time."
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"(LAUGHING MEANLY) Rejected!"
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"And you know what else, sweetie?"
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"You and your friend, Princess Nut Job,"
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"inspired me to write my own fantasy novel"
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"based on my experiences as a dad."
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"Okay, "Chapter One...""
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"Oh!"
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"Writing is hard!"
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"BART: Ladies and gentlemen, Fall Out Boy!"
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"(STUDENTS GRUMBLING)"
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"(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) Kinda. Let's do some Groban."
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"You ask for my help then you don't want it."
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"Where everyone is equal but we're in charge."
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"I have a best friend."
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"I just said that!"
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"hid their beloved twonicorn from the hungry ogre, Homeroni."
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"I call "computer." Bart, you can have "doorbell.""
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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""A brilliant mind and a solid body that did not gain weight"
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"I hate track three! I hate it! I hate it!"
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"I wonder if Lisa has threatened the model UN with her rice tariff yet?"
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"(DOLPH AND JIMBO GRUNTING)"
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"Goodbye, Lisa."
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"So be on your best behavior."
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"- Hey, that was... - Homer!"
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"You come up with an excuse!"
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"(DOOR CLOSING)"
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"Why should we, butt brain?"
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"(GASPS) I know where they are!"
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"No one wanted to drive to the middle of the forest for clams."
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"Isn't that a little clichéd?"
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"Man who's trying to love her"
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"ENGLISH - US - SDH"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(DOLPH EX CLAIMS)"
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