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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Drama Queen (S20E20)

"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"Why do we have to go to the rec center? I want to play with my friends!"
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"When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities."
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"(SPEAKING HINDl)"
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"(JEFF GROANING)"
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"Public program, public program."
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"TEACHER: Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm."
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"Excuse me. But I think her painting is very imaginative."
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"So how come I've never seen you around"
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"- Because you are loved - Because you are loved"
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"- You just killed her, Bart! - How about Charleston Chew?"
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"I don't know. It's been so long since I've had a play date."
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"(LISA AND JULIET LAUGHING)"
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"I mean, somebody has to be, right?"
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"Okay, you two. Lights out."
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"Good night, Lisa."
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"- Mom, I'm meeting Juliet after school! - Great!"
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"If her dog bites you, don't make a big deal out of it, and..."
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"(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"Oh! I love your accent."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"What's that? You miss your girlfriend,"
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"(BART EX CLAIMS IN PAIN)"
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"Much like a young Mitch McDeere in John Grisham's The Firm."
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"Track three, Researching the Brief."
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"(RESEARCHING THE BRIEFPLAYING)"
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"I am now. Don't you see them?"
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"Juliet, you're scaring me just a little..."
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"I'm a giraffopus. I'm uncomfortable in water and on land."
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"(GASPS) A twonicorn!"
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"(SO SHE DANCES PLAYING)"
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"By the way, I enjoyed the photos of your trip to Yosemite."
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"LISA: I can't see Juliet anymore?"
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"(CRASHING)"
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"I'd love to!"
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"- Name. - Dr. William McDougal."
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"From now on, you're Groundskeeper Willie. Next."
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"Yeah."
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"Are you saying Lisa's not there?"
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"A castle?"
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"What about a jacket and jeans with a nice t-shirt?"
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"Just go!"
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"Let's go get my little girl."
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"(GASPS) My family's here!"
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"MARGE: Hmm?"
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"Girls in our hideout?"
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"Now they'll tell people where we go to stash our stolen peaches!"
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"It was just family."
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"- "And so the queens..." - And the Me Dragon."
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"Aww."
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"(SINGING) I am not a hero"
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"Goodbye, Juliet."
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"Sounds promising so far!"
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""Thank you for thinking of us.""
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"You got a letter all the way from New York City,"
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"and that's something."
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"(FALL OUT BOY PLAYING THE SIMPSONS THEME SONG)"
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"(HORN BELLOWING)"
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"(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(HONKING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"Worst couch gag ever."
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"You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?"
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"Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge"
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"will be passed along to those whose parents have signed"
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"a permission slip."
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"The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas."
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"(BOYS GROANING)"
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"Pardon me, master. But what does a big fat wad like you"
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"know about Kung Fu?"
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"Kung Fu is not about physique but the channeling of one's energy,"
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"or chi."
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"If you doubt my skill, please feel free to attack at my signal."
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"My chi!"
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"Do we have any more paints? My orange isn't the orange of that orange."
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"- Just paint the damn fruit! - Lower your expectations, Lisa."
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"Stop! Stop! Juliet, this is terrible!"
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"Your art is personal and wrong!"
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"(IN BRITISH ACCENT) I was painting with my heart. And if you look carefully,"
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"you can see that the knight is Josh Groban,"
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"our young century's greatest vocalist."
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"Oh! Another Grobanite."
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"I suppose you'd like to teach this class!"
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"Yes, I would. Class, everyone, please stop and admire Juliet's painting."
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"I do not need this! My family owns a gas station!"
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"If you two thoughtful and creative girls don't like the way I teach,"
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"there's a world of fun, outside."
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"See you!"
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"(LISA AND JULIET GIGGLING)"
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"What are you staring at? Everyone paint me twenty laps!"
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"Come on, fatty! Keep up!"
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"the Janet L. Munoz Robbins Rec Center before?"
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"My father just took a position at Springfield University."
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"Are your parents academics?"
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"- (SINGING) Everybody wants - (SINGING) Everybody wants"
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"- To be understood - To be understood"
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"- Well, I can hear you - Well, I can hear you"
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"- Everybody wants - Everybody wants"
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"- To be loved - To be loved"
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"(DOG HOWLING)"
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"I need some candy for a first play date, but I don't want to come on too strong."
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"- M&M'S? - Well, if I pick plain, she'll think I'm cheap."
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"But if I pick peanuts, she may have an allergy."
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"What is this? Brooklyn in the fifties? Don't just say stuff."
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"Excuse me. But why not consider an Almond Joy."
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"It looks like you only brought something for yourself."
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"But then you just happen to have two pieces!"
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"Finally a real suggestion!"
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"If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!"
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"Mmm."
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"Oh."
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"(GIRLS CHATTERING)"
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"- Hi, Juliet. - So what do you want to do?"
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"Not that I couldn't get one if I wanted."
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"My parents bought me a membership card to the Folk Art Museum."
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