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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXIII (S24E24)

"Promenade? With you?"
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"Forget it, bub!"
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"It was not love at first sight!"
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"What do you know?"
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"I know who I'm in love with!"
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"- You're looking at him. - You're an idiot."
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"You're the idiot!"
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"Don't act like I'm the first person that ever said that."
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"Ma'am, whatever you do, do not marry that ape."
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"Mmm."
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"Whatever you say, little boy."
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"Come here!"
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"Now, to return to a future where I'm either rich"
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"Either way, better than now."
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"Well, I'm going to..."
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"Unnecessarily big TVs!"
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"Thursday Night Football?"
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"And the globe feels so warm!"
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"I am in awe of the future."
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"Okay, that's not so great."
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"Here's your smoothie, sweetheart."
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"Why would I suck smoothie when I can suck face with you,"
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"My dad is Artie Ziff?"
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"Indeed! Which makes you"
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"Barty Ziff."
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"Oy, caramba!"
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"Achem!"
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"Enjoy your luxurious life,"
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"Will that be haw-haw, sir?"
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"Excellent choice."
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"I've met some jive turkeys in the '70s,"
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"but that turkey's the jivest."
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"Young me? What brings you to the present?"
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"I traveled through space and time to make Marge settle for me"
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"because she doesn't know better."
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"Well, if we put our heads together,"
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"we could think of a plan!"
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"Was I in a forest fire or something?"
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"No"
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"I love my life, I love it not."
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"You're just like Indiana Jones, son."
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"I'm here to take my life back!"
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"I thought this might happen,"
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"so I mastered Brazilian jujitsu."
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"Crawl atop me, and meet your doom!"
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"Not so fast."
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"Say hello to the United Federation"
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"of Homers Through History."
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"in the name of Jebus!"
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"Okay, guys, let's regroup."
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"We'll come back with more Homers"
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"and start fresh in the morning."
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"Oh, what's she doing here?"
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"I'll tell you what I'm doing."
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"I'm realizing that I married the wrong man."
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"Oh, you poor, sweet, simple Homers."
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"Even you, Caveman Homer."
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"That's Renaissance Homer."
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"Mmm..."
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"Let me get this straight."
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"None of you had time to take out the garbage?"
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"Make Egyptian Slave Homer do it."
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"It's always me."
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"Before we make love,"
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"Now, uh, I got to warn you. I'm into rough stuff."
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"Welcome to the grand opening of our whatchamacallit,"
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"when humanity finally learned that this accelerator"
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"is much too small to tell us anything important."
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"That money could've been used for a war!"
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"Wha...!"
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"Guys! Stop throwing things in the hole!"
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"And don't throw anything more into it!"
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"Dad, that's creepy."
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"And look! I got money to take you for pizza!"
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"remember me as a hero. - Dad,"
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"Mom, what's going on?!"
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"Hail Satan."
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"Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Cinnamon! Cinnamon!"
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"Excuse me. Is this room 106?"
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"Good morning, beloved son."
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"including your own bully butler."
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"Hey, you! This is my peeping tree."
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"Well, cardinal or cannibal,"
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"Uh, I turned it off."
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"Ow!"
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"I love my life, I love it not."
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"your Presidents' Day Mattress Blowout insert."
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"What?!"
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"Uh. Oh, yeah. Ah."
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"Would you go to the prom with me?"
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"Lisa, do you"
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"Oh, yeah, sure. Even though you know it's coming,"
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"I know we shouldn't feed this,"
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"♪ Gone, gone, gone ♪"
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"waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them."
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"Ooh, I can't wait for tonight's massacre."
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"We'll never make fun of any man you date or marry."
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"1974!"
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"Eh, pretty good. A little preachy."
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"It's Homer! Before his boobs came in!"
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"You are the first person who ever said that!"
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"might be a hell of a lot better!"
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"or allowed to stand in front of a rich guy's house."
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"Mrs. Artie Ziff?"
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"♪ Really gone ♪"
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"these cameras will pick it up."
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"- Now, go to bed. - But..."
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"Or my life"
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"Shut up and go to the prom with me!"
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"Allow me, gentlemen."
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't Homer Simpson"
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"but grease brings raccoons."
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"♪ Gone, gone, gone ♪"
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"I don't exist?!"
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"Sir, whatever happens in this house,"
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"Uh-uh. School night."
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"Ay, caramba! If you guys don't get together,"
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"and Barney Gumble. - Hmm?"
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"Now, you're sure I bought enough cameras"
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"what does that mean for me in the future?"
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