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Clips from Family Guy - Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air (S06E06)

"for home delivery of prescription medications,"
Family Guy
"Well, I'd say the Men's Club inaugural ball is a huge success."
Family Guy
"and we'll take a drink every time he says "bonerific"."
Family Guy
"- "Bonerific"? - Yeah, it's his catch phrase."
Family Guy
"He says it all the time."
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"Yeah, let's do it."
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"- Hey, hey, Brian, how you feeling tonight? - Good. Having a nice time."
Family Guy
"Oh, sure. No complaints. My skin's a little dry."
Family Guy
"He's not saying it, Peter."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"- What isn't a word? - "Bonerific.""
Family Guy
"Didn't I tell you? You can't keep this guy from saying it."
Family Guy
"Boy, great party, huh, Fred?"
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"Yeah. You know, Barn, I figured I ought to tell you this."
Family Guy
"I was walking by your house the other day,"
Family Guy
"and I poked my head in the window, and Betty was undressing."
Family Guy
"- What? - She didn't stop."
Family Guy
"I've got a headache. Do you have any Anacin?"
Family Guy
"- Any what? "Anacin"? - Yeah, Anacin."
Family Guy
"- Do they even make Anacin anymore? - Yeah, it's still around. Why?"
Family Guy
"No, it just seems like sort of a '70s medication."
Family Guy
"- So you don't have any Anacin? - No."
Family Guy
"So, you got the wool cap on, huh? Yeah."
Family Guy
"Better put on the old wool cap. Yeah."
Family Guy
"Got a lot going on under there, under the wool cap?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. No, no, no, no. You're not a complete jackass, yeah."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, nice T-shirt. "Phresh", and it's spelled with a "P-H"."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's fun, 'cause it's usually spelled with an "F"."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's on purpose, though, isn't it?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Yeah, you're a bad boy. You're a bad boy."
Family Guy
"Society wants your pants to be intact, but you're just not gonna listen, are you?"
Family Guy
"All right, one more pre-party drink, and then we'll head off to The Clam."
Family Guy
"It's cheaper to drink at your house first."
Family Guy
"Boy, they sure are making a lot of noise out there."
Family Guy
"Those idiots have done nothing but hang out in that stupid shed"
Family Guy
"for the last two days."
Family Guy
"- We should crash that party. - Hey, you know what? Bernice is right."
Family Guy
"They're always trying to get away from us."
Family Guy
"We should march in there and remind them that they have wives."
Family Guy
"Especially if they have food, because bar food is so overpriced."
Family Guy
"Quagmire, tell that story about the girl with the inside-out anus."
Family Guy
"All right, so I'm skulking around the intensive care unit"
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, Peter. It'd be good to have some chicks in here."
Family Guy
"Well, I know two people who'll take my side on this."
Family Guy
"The stuffy parents from Dirty Dancing. Right, guys?"
Family Guy
"What's the matter, Bonnie? Don't you want to dance?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's okay, Joe. I don't mind sitting here with you."
Family Guy
"What I mean is, I don't want to hold you back."
Family Guy
"Don't be silly, honey."
Family Guy
"God, I hate being handicapped."
Family Guy
"Sometimes, I feel more useless than the head of the maid's union."
Family Guy
"And what exactly are your demands?"
Family Guy
"- We need more Lemon Pledge. - You need more Lemon Pledge?"
Family Guy
"You should just bring it from your own home."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Hello? Oh, hi, Lois. Yeah, last night was fun."
Family Guy
"I mean, I knew what to expect after, you know, Joe's accident,"
Family Guy
"and I'm prepared to live the rest of my life this way."
Family Guy
"Poor Bonnie. She deserves so much better than me."
Family Guy
"God, she must regret this marriage."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, what am I saying?"
Family Guy
"There's nothing wrong with me. I'm no different than any other guy."
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"Hey, thanks for coming with me, Peter."
Family Guy
"It sure would be wonderful if Dr. Hartman could help me walk again."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Mayor McCheese,"
Family Guy
"but I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible."
Family Guy
"- Look, if it's a financial issue... - No, it's not an issue of money."
Family Guy
"There's no blood flow to it. It's just... It's just dead cow meat."
Family Guy
"All right. Well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight."
Family Guy
"All right, then. Have a tasty afternoon."
Family Guy
"Ah, there's a smile."
Family Guy
"Well, there is a highly experimental new procedure."
Family Guy
"If you'd be willing to sign a waiver, I think I may be able to help you."
Family Guy
"You know, when you talk, you sound a lot like my father-in-law,"
Family Guy
"- Carter Pewterschmidt. - Oh, that's funny. He's a patient of mine."
Family Guy
"- Here's my urine sample, Doctor. - Thank you, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
Family Guy
"- Hi, Peter. - You know, Peter says we sound alike."
Family Guy
"Really? I don't hear it."
Family Guy
"- Actually, I think I do hear it now. - Really?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you know, we've never really had any extended interaction,"
Family Guy
"- so I've never noticed it. - Hey, I think I hear it, too."
Family Guy
"Seems lazy, doesn't it?"
Family Guy
"Well, there's only so many voices in the world,"
Family Guy
"some of them are bound to be similar."
Family Guy
"Now, Mr. Swanson, through the magic of digital imaging,"
Family Guy
"we'll select the legs most suited to your body from our inventory of donors."
Family Guy
"- Hey, what about these? - Good choice."
Family Guy
"These are the only ones we have in stock that aren't hilarious."
Family Guy
"- I'll take them. - Joe, you are gonna be happier"
Family Guy
"than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia."
Family Guy
"This is fantastic."
Family Guy
"This is even better than they said it was in the brochure."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. I feel like a pig, but, come on, we're on vacation."
Family Guy
"Yeah. I hear Madonna's raising this guy's kid."
Family Guy
"Now, just relax, Mr. Swanson, and let the anesthetic do its job."
Family Guy
"- All right, Doc, I trust you. - Good."
Family Guy
"Now, I'll just pop in the how-to video, and we'll get started."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"- First off, what's your name? - Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Great name, but I'm gonna call you '"pal'"."
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"My Joe's a fighter. He'll come out of this."
Family Guy
"Gentlemen, I give you the new Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"- Well, what do you think? - Wow!"
Family Guy
"They still got that new leg smell."
Family Guy
"I put his old legs in a bag, if you want them."
Family Guy
"Oh, great. You know, we'll take 'em home. We'll give 'em to Brian."
Family Guy
"- Come on, Joe. I'll drive you home. - Are you kidding?"
Family Guy
"and I'm gonna use them. I'm walking home."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Mr. Swanson, hospital rules. You have to leave in a wheelchair."
Family Guy
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get some! Get some! Yeah! Sex! Sex! Sex!"
Family Guy
"- Oh, Joe, that was amazing. - I know. I was there."
Family Guy
"I was gonna say the same thing to you."
Family Guy
"Coming this fall on Fox, a new reality show,"
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"Who Wants to Marry Corky from "Life Goes On"?"
Family Guy
"- Come on, guys, let's go! - Go? Where are we going?"
Family Guy
"Listen, these new legs have given me my life back."
Family Guy
"I want to do all the things I could never do when I was handicapped."
Family Guy
"And you guys are my best friends. I want you to experience it all with me."
Family Guy
"You can count on us, Joe."
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