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Clips from Family Guy - Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air (S06E06)

"Hey, what'd you do with your old wheelchair?"
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"Whee!"
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"My tulips! You dick."
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"Oh, this is great. I feel so alive. Come on, ladies."
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"Kick your high heels off and get moving. You guys are a disgrace."
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"- Peter, this doesn't seem safe. - Yeah, I'm afraid I might..."
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"- Wow, thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one. Tell him, Peter."
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"- I don't know about this, Joe. - There is no fear in this dojo!"
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"- Joe, we don't even know what a dojo is. - There is no mercy in this dojo!"
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"- Joe, why don't you take it down a notch? - No mercy!"
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"All right, we're gonna do it once more."
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"And this time, no mistakes. One, two, three, four."
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"Good morning Good morning to you"
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"In the morning In the..."
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"My God, Joe is running us ragged."
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"Yeah, I haven't been this exhausted since I had that job"
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"A pallet? Am I reading this right?"
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"You need " a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels"?"
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"Where the hell am I supposed to... And what is this? "A drum of grape jam"?"
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"Is that... What is that..."
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"Is that, like, a drum, like, they ship oil in? Is that..."
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"And look at this one, "A desk of Cheez-lts.""
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"A desk? Where were you getting these units of measurement from?"
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"- Mary... - That is still funny."
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"Okay. You stay right here, big funny gal."
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"I'll be right back with "a hammock of cake.""
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"Yeah, Dave Matthews Live. I'll burn you a copy. Stay cool."
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"- Hey, Joe, what you got there? - Mountain bike."
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"Joe, I don't know. I'm still chafed from that power walk."
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"Both of my inner thighs look like those big cherry Swedish Fish."
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"Don't worry. I'm not taking you pansies. I'm taking my new friends."
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"Joe, what the hell is this?"
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"the only reason I hung out with you guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy."
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"I decided it's time I got some friends more suited to my status."
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"But, Joe, we've been friends for years."
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"Hey, we all make mistakes. Come on, dudes, let's go exercise."
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"I'm gonna do sit-ups till I crap myself."
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"And all we've got to remember him by are his old legs."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Peter, I wish you'd go over there and patch things up with Joe."
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"He doesn't need us anymore, now that he's got his cool, new friends."
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"I tell you, those legs have turned him into a complete jerk."
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"It's like giving a monkey the keys to an amusement park."
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"- How is that? - How is what?"
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"How is it anything like a monkey having the keys to an amusement park?"
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"I don't know. The hours would be erratic."
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"Maintenance would probably suffer to some degree."
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"The prizes for games of chance would all be bananas."
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"Lois, don't call me on this stuff, all right? Just go with it."
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"Support me in these moments. I'm hurt. I lost my buddy."
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"Well, Peter, there have been a lot of changes in Joe's life,"
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"If I were you, I'd look for a new friend."
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"A kindred spirit, like Judas found in Pontius Pilate."
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"You know, sometimes, I feel like someone should just"
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"- crucify Jesus of Nazareth. - Crucify Jesus of Nazareth."
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"- Shut up. - No, you shut up."
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"- I'm Judas. - Pontius."
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"This is so weird, because just today I was thinking"
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"about how I wanted to find the son of God and nail him to some wood."
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"So, do you really think you're suited to be"
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"the fourth guy in our group, Buzz Killington?"
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"Yeah, I mean, we mainly just sit here in the booth and crack jokes,"
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"but you're kind of a buzz kill."
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"Oh, on the contrary. I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn."
Family Guy
"Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?"
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"- Uh-uh. No. - Neither did the miller"
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"when he left his house that morning."
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"We got to get Joe back."
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"Joe, please, can't we talk about this?"
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"There's nothing to talk about. I've outgrown you, Bonnie."
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"I need to spread my legs and fly."
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"Keep the kid."
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"Joe, what the hell? You're leaving Bonnie?"
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"Out of my way, Peter!"
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"and try to somehow work a mountain bike in there."
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"Hey, you guys feel like playing some baseball?"
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"Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate."
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"to hang out with those new douche bags."
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"- Peter, we got to do something. - You're right, Cleveland."
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"- Bonnie, I forgot my Soloflex. - Yo, Joe."
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"What the hell are you doing here, pansy?"
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"- We're gonna break your legs, Joe. - It's for your own good."
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"Come on, guys, get him!"
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"Bonnie. What the hell? Put my gun down."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Joe. I was aiming for your spine."
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"- Damn it! - Joe, I'm so sorry. I'm a terrible shot."
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"Boy, we really did a number on each other."
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"You know, I just want to take this opportunity to apologize to you guys."
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"I was acting like a first-class jackass. I hope that you can forgive me."
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"Oh, it's just good to have our old Joe back."
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"And once our injuries heal up, we can all go for a nice, long walk."
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"All right! Yeah!"
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"Wait a minute..."
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"Joke's on you"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"What is this? There's something wrong with the house."
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"All right, Peter, this is a tough one. All right, are you ready for this? Okay."
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"I mean, she saw me there, looking at her, and she kept undressing."
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"Yeah. Oh, and you got a little tear on your pants, there."
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"Man, who invited Anne Frank?"
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"Quagmire, are you nuts? This is a men's club."
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"There's the problem. The ratio be terrible. It's a total mast-fest in here."
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"- You know, I kind of agree. - Yeah, this is sort of lame."
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"- Yes. - We're not responsible for that."
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"If only there was some way for me to walk again."
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"You won't believe what happened."
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"So say good morning"
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"- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!"
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"And then the bastard completely blew me off"
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"Boys, there's only one answer. We got to re-cripple Joe."
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"Not until I have my husband back!"
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"For God's sake, just give me the gun. I'll do it myself."
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"All the things that make us"
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"- So, what can I do for you, Mr. Swanson? - Doc, I can't take it anymore."
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"It's essentially a leg transplant."
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"But now the milkman's on his way It's too late to say goodnight"
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"I can't believe it. Joe just dumped us. He's gone."
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"Thank you."
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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