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Clips from The Simpsons - The Trouble with Trillions (S09E09)

"## [Singing Show Tune]"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Why, sir, what a pleasant- [Blathering]"
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"So now our own government is hunting us down..."
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"- like a couple of common snow leopards. - It's an outrage, sir."
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"[On Rolice Radio] This is AgentJohnson from the F.B.I."
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"Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat."
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"Oh, we're never gonna make it."
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"Let's just divide up the trillion now and go our separate ways."
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"Ah, I'm afraid we've got to get out of the country."
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"Capital idea. Let's blow this fascist Popsicle stand."
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"But I can't leave the country."
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"- What about my wife and kids? - That can be shipped."
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"Where do you think your father would go with a trillion dollars?"
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"My dad has a trillion dollars? Wow!"
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"I can buy and sell your sorry ass."
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"That money's going toward your college education."
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"Who needs college, Mom? We're trillionaires!"
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"Let's buy dune buggies!"
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"Remove the chocks, Simpson!"
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"Simpson?"
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"- [Groans] - [Mr. Burns] There's soda on the plane!"
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"Attention, fugitives. You are leaving U.S. jurisdiction."
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"Turn back immediately or we will be unable to prosecute you."
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"- We better do what he says! - Wait! We're now over international waters."
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"They'll miss American TV."
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"- I call president! - Vice president! - [Groans]"
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"And it has "freedom" written all over it."
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"Sir, that's Cuba."
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"Uh, you're flying the plane, sir."
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"Excellent."
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"Sorry about the landing, boys."
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"This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts."
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"Oh, you're gonna love it in Cuba, Marge. There's shredded pork everywhere!"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Ah, the new Packard we've been hearing so much about."
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"[Spectators Booing]"
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"So you say Batista's gone."
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"- Did you know that? - I had no idea."
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"In that case, just take us to whoever's in charge."
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"Comrades, our nation is completely bankrupt."
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"- [All Groaning] - I know, I know, I know."
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"But we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly."
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"- [Man] Guess we're done! - I'll call Washington and tell them they won."
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"But, Rresidente, America tried to kill you!"
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"Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."
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"- [Whispering, Indistinct] - It's full of what?"
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"[Panting] Rresidente, three men are here to see you."
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"Oh, so the island's not for sale, eh?"
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"Well, will you at least permit us to live in your socialist paradise?"
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"You're talking about Cuba?"
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"Exactly. All we ask is preferential treatment because of my fabulous wealth."
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"- May I see? - [Chuckles] See with your eyes, not with your hands."
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"Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba."
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"- Now give it back. - Give what back?"
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"Ohh!"
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"It's hard to believe there's a place worse than America. But we found it."
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"Yes. I, too, feel a renewed appreciation for the good old U.S. of A."
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"Oppression and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free."
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"But, uh, sir, aren't you facing some serious jail time?"
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"And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government..."
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"And if it's a crime to bribe a jury..."
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"I'll soon be guilty of that!"
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"God bless America!"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"Ooh! Can't forget the mints!"
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"All right, people, listen up. The harder you push, the faster we will all get out of here."
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"Ohh! Help! Does anyone have a calculator?"
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"Woo-hoo! Ow!"
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"This is an egregious miscarriagement of taxitude."
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"to beat up all sorts of government officials."
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"That'll teach 'em to drag their feet on high definition TV!"
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"Uh, m-my shirt fell off."
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"Here, trilli-trilli!"
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"Oh, I get it. I'm onto you."
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"[Chuckles] That would be pretty careless of me, wouldn't it?"
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"All right, all right. Keep your top on."
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"We'll purchase a small island somewhere and start our own country..."
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"Okay, kids. I want some answers."
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"Whoo-hoo! We can gamble! Yes!"
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"[Backfires]"
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"[Both Grunting]"
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"Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty."
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"then so help me..."
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"Hmm, hmm, hmm. Eww!"
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"tomb polish for some unknown soldier."
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"[Camera Shutter Clicks]"
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"What is this? What are you doing?"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Wow! That must be won'th a fortune."
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"[Peacocks Squawk]"
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"[Grunts]"
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"Ohh! Will this horrible year never end?"
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"[Panting]"
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"Did you really think you could fool it?"
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"- [Door Slams] - So how about you, Barn? One wish."
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"free from the relentless tyranny of Uncle Sam."
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"Contact."
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"Cuba, eh? Take her down, Smithers."
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"Uh, purpose of visit?"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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