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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Friendship Contraction (S05E05)

"...I just don't want to because of some agreement."
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"But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation."
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"- You say "thank you." - Every time?"
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"Counter-proposal."
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"In the spirit of Mother's Day or Father's Day, once a year..."
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"We could call it Leonard's Day."
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"I kind of like the sound of that."
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"Of course you do. It's about you, like everything else."
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"Oh, thank goodness. I don't think I had it in me to make another glass of water."
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"So do I get breakfast in bed on Leonard's Day?"
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"- No. - Can I sit in your spot?"
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"- No. - Could I control the thermostat?"
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"- No. - Do I get a card?"
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"Of course you get a card."
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"It's Leonard's Day."
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"Hey, guys. The building manager said the reason the power went out..."
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"...is someone went into the basement and pulled the main breaker switch."
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"Really."
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"Who do you think did that, Sheldon?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"...for without him, there would be no Leonard's Day."
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"Leonard's Day?"
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"No pressure, just get him a crummy card, you're good."
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"All right, test my ringtone."
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"♪ Rocket man ♪"
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"♪ Burning out his fuse up here alone ♪"
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"- It really is a good song. - Yeah, there's a reason he's Sir Elton John."
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"They don't make you a knight for writing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.""
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"Howard, are you coming down for breakfast?"
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"Ma, I told you, I have a video conference with NASA! I said don't bother me!"
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"Ooh, listen to Mr. Big-Shot-Astronaut!"
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"Yes, please listen to Mr. Big-Shot-Astronaut!"
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"Hey, Howard. Thanks for getting up so early."
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"No problem, Dr. Massimino."
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"The guys here call me Mass."
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"Mass. That's a cool nickname, because force equals mass times acceleration."
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"Yeah. It's just short for Massimino."
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"Anyway, the plan for this morning is to go over the..."
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"Sorry. My phone."
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"What is that? Is that "Rocket Man"?"
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"Yeah, it's my ringtone. Kind of my favorite song, "Rocket Man.""
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"Not now!"
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"No problem, Fruit Loops."
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"...I thought I got on a bus but somehow wound up on a booze cruise to Mexico."
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"Ooh, ooh. What about we make your astronaut nickname..."
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"It's great, but I told you, I don't get to pick my nickname."
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"Not necessary. I found a service that'll send a van to your house for a teeth cleaning."
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"And then I'm gonna have some more."
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"We reinstate the full Roommate Agreement with the following addendum:"
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"...and the next time you talk to those guys, I'll call you and they'll hear it."
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"Sometimes crazy looks like sad so it'll suck you back in."
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"Um, I need a new picture frame and I have a hankering for Swedish meatballs."
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"Um, all right. Uh, dermatologist."
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