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Clips from Veep - Helsinki (S02E02)

It's an Angry Bird.

"It's an Angry Bird."

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Oh, of course. It's an Angry Bird.

"Oh, of course. It's an Angry Bird."

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It is an app. It is a computer game.

"It is an app. It is a computer game."

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as a pioneer of software innovation.

"as a pioneer of software innovation."

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Indeed. I'm a huge fan.

"Indeed. I'm a huge fan."

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- You have played it? - Yes. Yes.

"- You have played it? - Yes. Yes."

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Although violence in games is a concern.

"Although violence in games is a concern."

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But in this case, it's great fun

"But in this case, it's great fun"

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to kill the pigs

"to kill the pigs"

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in a game, of course.

"in a game, of course."

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- The inscription... - Yes?

"- The inscription... - Yes?"

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Yes, it reads, "Finland,

"Yes, it reads, "Finland,"

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you are hefty."

"you are hefty.""

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Uh-uh. That is the wrong word.

"Uh-uh. That is the wrong word."

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Because Americans have a much greater body mass index than the Finns.

"Because Americans have a much greater body mass index than the Finns."

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Ah, which is why I have recently launched

"Ah, which is why I have recently launched"

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my Get Moving campaign,

"my Get Moving campaign,"

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which is aimed specifically at the obese

"which is aimed specifically at the obese"

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and the morbidly obese.

"and the morbidly obese."

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Oh, God, you weren't molested by your math teacher, were you?

"Oh, God, you weren't molested by your math teacher, were you?"

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Let's go in here. Oh.

"Let's go in here. Oh."

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- Hey, Mike. - Uh...

"- Hey, Mike. - Uh..."

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- Hi, Kent. - We have a problem, Mike.

"- Hi, Kent. - We have a problem, Mike."

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I'm gonna get you the stat summary ASAP, sir.

"I'm gonna get you the stat summary ASAP, sir."

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I am a Metric Dreamweaver.

"I am a Metric Dreamweaver."

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Are you familiar with the Eye of Sauron?

"Are you familiar with the Eye of Sauron?"

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Fire-rimmed, all-seeing eye

"Fire-rimmed, all-seeing eye"

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from Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings."

"from Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings.""

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I think I caught it on a plane once.

"I think I caught it on a plane once."

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If we can draw the Eye to Helsinki,

"If we can draw the Eye to Helsinki,"

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And what is exactly going on here?

"And what is exactly going on here?"

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I cannot tell you that, Mike.

"I cannot tell you that, Mike."

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Oh, great. Did you see that?

"Oh, great. Did you see that?"

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The Attorney fucking General.

"The Attorney fucking General."

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but you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

"but you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about."

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- The song, it's... - Close your ears, Mike.

"- The song, it's... - Close your ears, Mike."

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Now, some people knew and didn't bother to inform Congress.

"Now, some people knew and didn't bother to inform Congress."

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Other people, like Selina, did not know.

"Other people, like Selina, did not know."

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She went on record denying that there was a spy.

"She went on record denying that there was a spy."

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we're gonna play who knew what when.

"we're gonna play who knew what when."

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Then some of us are gonna go off on the lecture circuit

"Then some of us are gonna go off on the lecture circuit"

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and some of us are gonna go off to prison.

"and some of us are gonna go off to prison."

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Now you can shake your head.

"Now you can shake your head."

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Christ, I hate knowledge.

"Christ, I hate knowledge."

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May I introduce, please, my husband?

"May I introduce, please, my husband?"

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Osmo Hakkinen.

"Osmo Hakkinen."

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How do you do?

"How do you do?"

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Ah, the song.

"Ah, the song."

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Yes. In fact, it is the presumption of offense

"Yes. In fact, it is the presumption of offense"

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that has offended me.

"that has offended me."

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Oh, well, no offense was intended.

"Oh, well, no offense was intended."

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But your communications director apologized specifically to me.

"But your communications director apologized specifically to me."

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This gives the impression that I am somehow humorless or petty. I am "neider."

"This gives the impression that I am somehow humorless or petty. I am "neider.""

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- She is "neider." - No, she's "neider."

"- She is "neider." - No, she's "neider.""

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- Yes? - For a moment, yeah.

"- Yes? - For a moment, yeah."

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as communications director, will not die.

"as communications director, will not die."

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- Yes, ma'am. - Why are you still standing right here?

"- Yes, ma'am. - Why are you still standing right here?"

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Okay, guys, I want to apologize

"Okay, guys, I want to apologize"

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for suggesting that the prime minister

"for suggesting that the prime minister"

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may have been somehow personally offended by the song, okay?

"may have been somehow personally offended by the song, okay?"

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Are you gonna be apologizing for this in about an hour or so?

"Are you gonna be apologizing for this in about an hour or so?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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- and then apology cycle going. - Oh.

"- and then apology cycle going. - Oh."

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You could step on my dress. I could sneeze in your drink.

"You could step on my dress. I could sneeze in your drink."

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- It's funny. - It is funny.

"- It's funny. - It is funny."

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I could say you have a weird-shaped head.

"I could say you have a weird-shaped head."

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Which of course you don't.

"Which of course you don't."

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But I'm very relieved that you have a sense of humor about it.

"But I'm very relieved that you have a sense of humor about it."

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Oh, the Finns are famous for their sense of humor.

"Oh, the Finns are famous for their sense of humor."

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- Oh. - Do you know the work of Aki Kaurismaki?

"- Oh. - Do you know the work of Aki Kaurismaki?"

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- Oh, the tennis player? - No.

"- Oh, the tennis player? - No."

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In fact, we in America are also famous for our sense of humor.

"In fact, we in America are also famous for our sense of humor."

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But seriously, I'm so pleased about the agreement

"But seriously, I'm so pleased about the agreement"

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that we were able to sign today.

"that we were able to sign today."

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Ah, Danteeksi.

"Ah, Danteeksi."

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To make Danteeksi. Do you get it?

"To make Danteeksi. Do you get it?"

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- for their sense of humor. - Clearly, yeah.

"- for their sense of humor. - Clearly, yeah."

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Danteeksi, I need to apologize to you in advance

"Danteeksi, I need to apologize to you in advance"

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because I think that this is going to be.

"because I think that this is going to be."

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- Yes. - Yes.

"- Yes. - Yes."

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It's a wonderful country.

"It's a wonderful country."

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Good evening.

"Good evening."

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Office of the Vice President. It's 2:00 P.M., Sue.

"Office of the Vice President. It's 2:00 P.M., Sue."

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Are you on antipsychotics or in Helsinki?

"Are you on antipsychotics or in Helsinki?"

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I need you to engorge the VP's schedule.

"I need you to engorge the VP's schedule."

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I want her charming the Helsinki people.

"I want her charming the Helsinki people."

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Why, sir?

"Why, sir?"

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POTUS wants hands shaken and old women grinned at.

"POTUS wants hands shaken and old women grinned at."

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Please accept the necessity of this as brute fact.

"Please accept the necessity of this as brute fact."

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Ever since we got here, all I've been doing is apologizing.

"Ever since we got here, all I've been doing is apologizing."

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Okay? I've been apologizing for cancelling events,

"Okay? I've been apologizing for cancelling events,"

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I mean, I'm a fucking laughingstock.

"I mean, I'm a fucking laughingstock."

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Mike.

"Mike."

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Amy, remember how we said

"Amy, remember how we said"

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that none of the students was a spy

"that none of the students was a spy"

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because if one of them was a spy, it would have endangered

"because if one of them was a spy, it would have endangered"

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Turns out one of them was a spy.

"Turns out one of them was a spy."

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Amy? Hello?

"Amy? Hello?"

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Um, the president told the veep that was bullshit

"Um, the president told the veep that was bullshit"

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and she is on record saying that's bullshit.

"and she is on record saying that's bullshit."

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Just keep her away from the press.

"Just keep her away from the press."

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She's already on lockdown 'cause of the song.

"She's already on lockdown 'cause of the song."

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Shall I put her in an iron mask?

"Shall I put her in an iron mask?"

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Yeah, great idea.

"Yeah, great idea."

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if I just had a quick word with the finance minister?

"if I just had a quick word with the finance minister?"

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Oh, no, not at all.

"Oh, no, not at all."

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I'm dying for a smoke.

"I'm dying for a smoke."

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Oh, yeah. Boy, tell me about it.

"Oh, yeah. Boy, tell me about it."

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I could use a cigarette myself. Mm, mm, mm.

"I could use a cigarette myself. Mm, mm, mm."

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This is the prime minister's husband.

"This is the prime minister's husband."

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I believe in Finland bag man is kassi.

"I believe in Finland bag man is kassi."

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Yes, yes. Thank you very much.

"Yes, yes. Thank you very much."

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Okay, this is cigarette number six for you.

"Okay, this is cigarette number six for you."

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I've been negotiating my ass off all day.

"I've been negotiating my ass off all day."

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The Finns are very antismoking.

"The Finns are very antismoking."

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Cool it, kassi.

"Cool it, kassi."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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- That's a relief. - Yes.

"- That's a relief. - Yes."

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I think it's just wonderful how supportive you are

"I think it's just wonderful how supportive you are"

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Oh, well, it's only the Prime Minister of Finland.

"Oh, well, it's only the Prime Minister of Finland."

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