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Clips from Veep - Helsinki (S02E02)

"'cause it's right up there with the bubonic plague"
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"Tommy, hi. Amy. Yeah."
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"Drinks when I get back? Okay."
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"Even Mike doesn't want to be like Mike."
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"What? This is Cipro. I don't have a urinary infection."
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"- I don't understand... - Thank you."
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"Mike, you got the summary"
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"Mike, what's your voter registration ETA?"
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"How do you do that Fozzie Bear,"
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"Deliberately bad jokes. It's kind of genius."
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"- West Wing, Jonah. - Hey, Jonah. It's Mike."
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"Yeah, but you don't do it well and nobody believes you."
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"I realize it's below freezing here in Helsinki,"
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"by the very warm welcome we've received this evening."
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"Mate? Yeah, you're a long way from home, mate, too."
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"Press avail tomorrow."
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"I'm thinking joker."
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"That was cold and hostile."
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"We're not taking any questions tonight."
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"But we'll see you in the morning. Okay, thank you."
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"Hey, relax, old-timer. Cavalry's here."
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"Mike, sub the data principles"
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"The national security advisor is running around"
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"- Yeah. - You doing okay?"
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"- Did you get the...? - Ooh, they got pears."
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"I don't want fruit. Did you get 'em?"
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"It's not a small bag. Your hands are large."
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"- I got 'em. - Oh, goodie."
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"has been in to see Kent."
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"I must go to sleep now, Amy."
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"Okay, it's "Hyva Suomi." That's "Go, Finland.""
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"I am delighted to welcome you to Finland."
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"- Excuse me? - What?"
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"- Shall we begin? - Oh, yes. Yes."
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"- Would you like to lead the way? - Yes, yes."
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"I have a gift for you."
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"Because you love fishing."
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"Oh. Oh, my goodness."
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"Oh, my."
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"And why is it so angry?"
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"Because it wants to destroy all of the pigs."
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"Oh. Yes, it is ironic, no?"
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"This is not a Dream Metric issue."
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"The Eye of Sauron is the near perfect analogue for the modern media."
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"then it won't be looking at what's going on here."
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"Is Selina Gollum?"
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"No, no, no. Enough of that ear swill."
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"Is what's going on what I think is going on, Kent?"
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"Are you working as a hatcheck girl now?"
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"One of the hostages in Uzbekistan was a spy."
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"It is a pleasure to meet you."
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"Although I'm a little bit disappointed you've not serenaded us."
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"Would you please excuse us for just one moment?"
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"- Sorry? - Blimey, that was quick."
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"No. I'm joking. I'm joking now."
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"Anteeksi... in Finnish it means I'm sorry."
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"You want me to pad the veep's schedule?"
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"Then apologizing for apologizing."
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"the lives of the other three who were not spies?"
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"- You still there? - Fucking prick."
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"Would you be offended"
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"Minna."
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"This is my bag man Gary Walsh."
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"Yes."
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"Well, I'll see you outside."
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"- Ooh, that impressed him. - Yeah."
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"of Minna's career, her job, you know?"
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"I'm surprised that my Secret S..."
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"Jesus."
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"Hey. Hey, I got you some breath fresheners."
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"I got you some Altoids and I got you some gum."
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"What?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna go mess him up."
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"- Just let me know. - Selina."
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"- No, thank you. - No?"
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"No."
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"Yes, he has only two anecdotes."
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"Hey, ma'am, I just got a text from the White House."
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"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm, yeah."
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"Just breathe. Just breathe."
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"Jesus, Gary. You look leukemic."
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"pretty hard tonight, my friend."
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"Quite a night."
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"Oh... I'll fucking say."
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"- He what? - He fucking what?"
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"- POTUS groped you? - No."
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"POTUS knew that the student was a spy"
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"- Shit! Shit! - What were you talking about?"
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"Shit!"
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"of our nuclear arsenal on Finland."
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"That's the other thing I forgot to tell you."
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"Listen, we've got to tell the president"
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"You two have been caught with your balls in grandma's mouth."
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"Screw you and your Confucius grasshopper bullshit, all right?"
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"I want to know what you two spunk junkies propose we do about it."
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"- Oh, round two. - Well..."
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"- I can't find it. - You need to look at the bigger picture."
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"I'm telling you, this is not just a crisis."
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"This is at least 10 years of Oliver Stone movies."
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"No, not "Oh, God." Just get me the goddamn cigarette."
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"as my job, lies to me."
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"Okay, after I apologized for apologizing,"
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"Cancel them all and apologize for cancelling."
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"- Thank you. - That is an attack on America."
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"- Yeah. - You can't build a statue on that."
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"Because this is a man's world that we live in."
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"I do."
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"I don't believe I've had a chance to introduce you to Gary Walsh."
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"- Excuse me? - I'm a kassi."
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"And not everyone can say that they're not..."
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"I always thought it was control A."
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"Okay, here we go. Send."
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"I feel like I want to burn this thing. Can I burn this computer?"
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"Mike? Excuse me."
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"dragging promising careers down to the bottom of the fucking ocean."
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"It's DC. Everybody here talks."
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"It doesn't work like that. Mike, hold up."
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"Kent's polling data got e-mailed."
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"Guys, okay, we've got some weather to contend with,"
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"- Yes? Yes? - Yes. Yes."
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