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Clips from Family Guy - To Love and Die in Dixie (S03E03)

"It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or somethin'."
Family Guy
"- Aw, who needs 'em? You like Popsicles? - Well, sure."
Family Guy
"Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm."
Family Guy
"No, thanks. I gotta get goin'."
Family Guy
"Don't make me beg, now."
Family Guy
"You're funny. Bye."
Family Guy
"Get your fat ass back here."
Family Guy
"All right, then give me one of them horoscope scrolls and some Skittles."
Family Guy
""Financial transaction benefits you today. " Oooh!"
Family Guy
"Weird!"
Family Guy
"Your parents are on their way, but since time is a factor here we'd like to get an ID quickly."
Family Guy
"OK. That's him. Number six."
Family Guy
"He's here to finger the guy who held up that store. Maybe you've seen him. Chris Griffin."
Family Guy
"Hang on to that, I got a ton of 'em at home. I was gonna throw that one out anyway."
Family Guy
"Chris messed it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back."
Family Guy
"We now return to the "E! True Hollywood Story: ALF"."
Family Guy
"I'd lost all control of my bodily functions."
Family Guy
"They had to cut the crap out of my fur before each taping."
Family Guy
"But, uh, would I do it all again?"
Family Guy
"We interrupt this programme for a news story."
Family Guy
"Sir, do you have any plans now that you're out of jail?"
Family Guy
"Is Europe an option? I've always wanted to spend a year in Prague teaching English."
Family Guy
"Slacking off, but really getting to know myself."
Family Guy
"Until we catch this guy, you'll be relocated to the Deep South."
Family Guy
"The Deep South?"
Family Guy
"and the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being lazy?"
Family Guy
"Jenkins and I have been assigned to live here and watch your house."
Family Guy
"He's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative."
Family Guy
"- I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately."
Family Guy
"I can't believe I have to change schools because of you. This is all your fault, Lardo."
Family Guy
"- Me? I had nothing to do with it. - I meant Chris."
Family Guy
"Oh. Yeah, Lardo."
Family Guy
"Look, everybody. Here we are. The town of Bumblescum."
Family Guy
"- This is our house? - Come on, Meg."
Family Guy
"I bet if we fixed it up a little bit, it could be a piece of crap."
Family Guy
"- What's that smell? - It's either bad meat or good cheese."
Family Guy
"There's a penny underneath that couch."
Family Guy
"You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it."
Family Guy
"You suck!"
Family Guy
"Mom, Chris found a jar in the basement and it has a hand in it."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna plant it and see if a human grows."
Family Guy
"Well, at least the TV gets decent reception."
Family Guy
"Help! Help! Get it off! Aaargh!"
Family Guy
"I bet if we explore the town we'll each find something about it we like."
Family Guy
"That's a great idea. I just gotta hit the can."
Family Guy
"I think there's just an outhouse."
Family Guy
"I don't think it goes anywhere."
Family Guy
"No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere."
Family Guy
"Aaaargh!"
Family Guy
"Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's everywhere! Aaaaargh!"
Family Guy
"It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"- How much you wanna take out? - 40 dollars."
Family Guy
"There's a service charge of a buck 50. Do y'all accept?"
Family Guy
"Yes."
Family Guy
"Mm. You smell like the inside of my momma's purse."
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"What are those dulcet tones? Why, this is the music of the angels!"
Family Guy
"Pluck that string."
Family Guy
"Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!"
Family Guy
"- Isn't she beautiful, Brian? - The Duke boys would be proud."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and you gotta get in through the window, like this."
Family Guy
"OK, now you."
Family Guy
"Oh, sorry. I forgot to roll yours down."
Family Guy
"You all right?"
Family Guy
"- Hi. - Hi."
Family Guy
"- Are you mad at that pond? - Shoot, no."
Family Guy
"'Course, this pond did kill my grandpappy."
Family Guy
"He saw his reflection, thought it was him and drowned trying to save himself."
Family Guy
"That's why Mom doesn't let me look in the toilet."
Family Guy
"- I'm Sam. - I'm Chris."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I'm drowning!"
Family Guy
"That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next..."
Family Guy
"There's one. Let's jump that."
Family Guy
"Yeee-haaa!"
Family Guy
"Anus."
Family Guy
"Class, we have a new student joinin' us."
Family Guy
"Everyone, please welcome Megan Griffin, from the North."
Family Guy
"What's it like there? Y'all got them talkin' pictures?"
Family Guy
"- And flyin' machines? - And perfume for your armpits?"
Family Guy
"- We sure do. - Wow."
Family Guy
"- And it looks like Oinky's set the curve again. - Dang."
Family Guy
"- That is some smart pig. - Good thing I copied off Oinky."
Family Guy
"Actually, I made it with Shake 'n Bake."
Family Guy
"- What the hell are you doing?! - Blendin' in. Relax, Lois. It's not our house."
Family Guy
"I'm glad you're having fun, but we need money. Have you thought about a job?"
Family Guy
"Yes, Lois, I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job."
Family Guy
"Is that something you wanna put our family through? Think about that while I get a drink."
Family Guy
"It's right up here past this clearing."
Family Guy
"I learned at church that if you're good you go to heaven."
Family Guy
"UPN?"
Family Guy
"- You're funny. I like you, Chris. - I like you too, Sam."
Family Guy
"You know, it's true. The best things in life really are free."
Family Guy
"I don't know. Maybe Lois is right. Maybe it is time for me to get a job."
Family Guy
"You always blow it in the interview."
Family Guy
"Don't say "Doing your wife. ""
Family Guy
"son?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. Look at that."
Family Guy
"Hold on a second. "Pie"? "Drunk"? "The"?"
Family Guy
"- Boy, it's so quiet around here. - I know."
Family Guy
"The phone hasn't rung all day."
Family Guy
"I kn... I know. There's nothin'... nothin' to, um..."
Family Guy
"to, uh..."
Family Guy
"Brian, you're drunk. You're drunk."
Family Guy
"- What is this, Dad? - A Southern tradition, son."
Family Guy
"It's a re-enactment of the Civil War."
Family Guy
"I was busy lookin' for your wife, to give her the old..."
Family Guy
"I am vanquished."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I don't think that's how it happened."
Family Guy
"- I'm pretty sure the North won. - What are you sayin'?"
Family Guy
"That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line."
Family Guy
"And I sure as shoot don't want your kid hangin' round with my kid."
Family Guy
"And if you think I'm mad now, you gotta answer to them Civil War survivors."
Family Guy
"Get 'em!"
Family Guy
"- I guess we can't hang out any more. - I guess not."
Family Guy
"What are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Them Griffin boys better grow some wings, or start flappin' their arms."
Family Guy
"- Lost 'em! - Blasted Lincoln-lovers."
Family Guy
"Anyone seen my foot?"
Family Guy
"- You kissed Sam last night? - How did you know?"
Family Guy
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