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Clips from Family Guy - To Love and Die in Dixie (S03E03)

"You said it out loud. I heard you in the other room."
Family Guy
"The weird thing is, kissing Sam kind of felt right."
Family Guy
"But I don't know if I can face him again. Brian, what should I do?"
Family Guy
"I haven't been this confused since the end of No Way Out."
Family Guy
"- Argh! How do I shoot? How do I shoot? - Press B button."
Family Guy
"- Telegram for Chris Griffin. - He's not here."
Family Guy
"- Where is he? - I can't release that information."
Family Guy
"Oh, did I say Chris? I meant Chris's sister."
Family Guy
"Oh, well, if it's for Meg, that's a whole other story. Here's her address."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? - You were busy. I played your guy."
Family Guy
"- I didn't wanna play. - So it's good for everybody."
Family Guy
"- I'm gonna draw boobs on the Etch A Sketch. - They'll end up square."
Family Guy
"it's just that I don't want a romantic relationship."
Family Guy
"Sure."
Family Guy
"- You're a girl?! - Of course I am."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Warm yesterday."
Family Guy
"Even warmer today."
Family Guy
""Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi"
Family Guy
"- " Sounded like an angel come to earth - " Come to earth"
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""When I went to meet her, man, you should have seen her"
Family Guy
"- " Twice as tall as me, three times the girth - " Girth"
Family Guy
"- " Oh, my fat baby loves to eat - " Loves to eat"
Family Guy
""A big old Buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet"
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""My fat baby loves to eat"
Family Guy
"- A drop more of the shine, my dear? - Yes, please."
Family Guy
"Aaagh! Aaagh! Oh, God! Aaagh! Aaagh!"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Hello, Mrs Griffin? Yeah. Shh! Shut up! You guys, shut up!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, this is the FBI, calling from your house."
Family Guy
"Oh, hi. How is everything?"
Family Guy
"Good, good. Real good."
Family Guy
"Listen, promise you won't be mad, and it's probably nothing,"
Family Guy
"but you know that criminal who's after your son? He might know where you guys are."
Family Guy
"Holy crap. I'm on it, Lois."
Family Guy
"Sheriff's office. Yes, this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a criminal coming into town."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, could you repeat your name? Yes, it's Peter Griffin. G-r-i-f-f-i-n."
Family Guy
"- Who's that? My wife. - Peter, Chris is in danger!"
Family Guy
"Do something! Round up a posse."
Family Guy
"Yeah, well, see, I kinda pissed off the whole town at that Civil War re-enactment."
Family Guy
"But I feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar."
Family Guy
"Now here's Roy."
Family Guy
"Oh, and to the owner of a John Deere tractor, you're parked on top of a pig."
Family Guy
"- Sam, can I talk to you? - Sure. But why aren't you lookin' at me?"
Family Guy
"Well, that's the thing. I'm no good at talking to girls. That's why I ran away from you."
Family Guy
"You didn't have trouble talkin' to me when you thought I was a boy."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's true."
Family Guy
"You wanna go down to the old town bridge and make out?"
Family Guy
"Yes, sir!"
Family Guy
"Ooooh."
Family Guy
"Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dibs on her."
Family Guy
"- Where's Chris? That criminal's here. - He's down by the old town bridge."
Family Guy
"You know, my brother is the one he's here to kill."
Family Guy
"My daughter would absolutely love you."
Family Guy
"You're so cute. You're like a skinny Garth Brooks."
Family Guy
"- Aha! I got you now, Griffin! - Aaagh!"
Family Guy
"- Not so fast, buddy! - Who are you?"
Family Guy
"Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker."
Family Guy
"I hated TJ Hooker. And I never actually saw McMillan and Wife, although I was aware of it."
Family Guy
"Anyway, you're dead!"
Family Guy
"Ha! You're mine now, fella!"
Family Guy
"Aargh! Dad! Help! Dad!"
Family Guy
"- You folks all right? - Wow, you guys saved our lives."
Family Guy
"And after I said all Southerners have bad teeth"
Family Guy
"and the gum disease known as gingivitis."
Family Guy
"We take care of our own. And as long as y'all live here, y'all are Southerners too."
Family Guy
"- Wow. Thanks. - It's our pleasure. Sam, I'll see you at home."
Family Guy
"as long as we're all the same religion."
Family Guy
"We didn't have no money for a present, so we all just spit in a jar."
Family Guy
"- I can't believe you're leavin'. - Me either."
Family Guy
"- I'll be sure to write. - And I'll be sure to learn to read."
Family Guy
"Next time I see a dead guy, I'm gonna poke him twice as hard for both of us."
Family Guy
"Ah, it's so nice to be home."
Family Guy
"You have 113 new messages."
Family Guy
"Oh, my."
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah, I was just wondering... uh... mm-hm..."
Family Guy
"where the newspaper boy was."
Family Guy
"Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple of days. Wonderin' if you're ever gonna come back."
Family Guy
"Guess who. Sorry to leave you so many messages."
Family Guy
"Just lonely here, thinkin' 'bout the muscly-armed paper boy."
Family Guy
"Wishin' he'd bring me some good news."
Family Guy
"Where are you?"
Family Guy
"You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me."
Family Guy
"Oh, my. Well, it's too hot to cook anyway. Peter, what's the upstairs like?"
Family Guy
"Me too."
Family Guy
"I'm at this maximum-security facility, where a ruthless thug has engineered a daring escape."
Family Guy
"- This is a hold-up. Open the register. - It only opens when you make a sale."
Family Guy
"Must be some kind of nature show."
Family Guy
"Somebody's in the closet!"
Family Guy
"Aaagh! Aaargh! Oh, God! Aaagh!"
Family Guy
"Um, listen, Sam. I like hangin' out with you and all,"
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"- Oh, hi, Chris. - Hey."
Family Guy
"What?! Peter, that criminal is on his way here to kill Chris. We gotta call the sheriff."
Family Guy
"- It was great having you in class, Meg. - Thanks. I'm really gonna miss everybody."
Family Guy
"Aagh! Aagh!"
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