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Clips from Family Guy - To Love and Die in Dixie (S03E03)

""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
""He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Your friend's party sounds like fun, Chris."
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"Layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock,"
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"I think that's very sweet, honey."
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"Oh, fine."
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"- What? - Come on over here, son."
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"Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber."
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"- I hope you like it. - Wow, perfume. That is so sweet."
Family Guy
"Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?"
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"All right! A bike! I'm outta here."
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"- Are you sure he can't see me? - Absolutely, Chris. You're 100% safe."
Family Guy
"Hi. Excuse me, you guys. I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin."
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"Wait a second, I got a picture of him somewhere. Here you go."
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"We're so proud of you, Chris, for helping to put that horrible man in jail."
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"Our chance to put that showboating Canadian wench behind bars and you blow it."
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"Now over to Rhode Island State Penitentiary and Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa. Tricia?"
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"Yeah. I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!"
Family Guy
"Can they really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?"
Family Guy
"You wanna remove us from the area?"
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"This man will stop at nothing. We're placing you all in the Witness Protection Program."
Family Guy
"Where the black guys are really lazy,"
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"There's a Crunch Berry under the fridge."
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"Great. We're here five minutes and Dad gets mauled by a rodent."
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"- This place is horrible. - OK, everybody calm down."
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"We don't know anything about this community."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois? I don't get how this works. It's just a hole."
Family Guy
"- Excuse me, do you have an ATM? - Over there, ma'am."
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"- What is that magical device? - Banjo."
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"All right, that about does it."
Family Guy
"Hello?"
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"Wake up, sleepyhead."
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"Sam, come on in, now."
Family Guy
"Well, I gotta go help my daddy bring in the mud harvest. Nice making your acquaintance."
Family Guy
"That was great! Next time, let's get Meg to be Boss Hogg and Chris can be Anus."
Family Guy
"All right, that's enough questions for Megan. Time to hand back last week's spelling tests."
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"Ta-da! Possum surprise."
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"- And I helped. - Kids, where's your father?"
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"Yeee-haaa!"
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"- He's been here about three months now. - Wow."
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"Where do you think you go when you die?"
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"If you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin'"
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"and they pray for death, but death won't come."
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"- Wanna poke him? - Do I?!"
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"So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?"
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"Doing your..."
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"Y'all interested? We take turns being sheriff. You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk."
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"um..."
Family Guy
"uh... Oh, boy, what's the word I'm looking for? Do."
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"Give me your keys."
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"Robert E Lee. I knew I'd find you here, where they seat the sorry-ass losers."
Family Guy
"Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?"
Family Guy
"Wait! Look over there! It's an interracial gay couple burning the American flag!"
Family Guy
"That sucks, cos I really like spending time with you."
Family Guy
"Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy! But I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam."
Family Guy
"How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?"
Family Guy
"Warm out today."
Family Guy
""My big ole fat-ass baby loves to eat"
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"I got blisters on my fingers!"
Family Guy
"You know, the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while."
Family Guy
"I think I know where you're going."
Family Guy
"- You're the sheriff? - One sec, honey. I'm on the phone."
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"- Sure is a ding-dang of a hoedown. - Uh-uh. This here's a hootenanny."
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"- Hoedown! - Hootenanny!"
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"- Hoedown! - Hootenanny!"
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"John Deere tractor on top of a pig."
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"- Just pretend I'm a boy. - OK."
Family Guy
"And in the city, glasses are considered really sexy."
Family Guy
"And this is my deputy, McMillan and Wife."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy
"- Hi, Chris. - Hi, Barbara."
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"I'm so awkward!"
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"By the third season I was completely wasted all the time."
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"- Enos. - What'd I say?"
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"You got yourself a sheriff!"
Family Guy
"Sir, this means war."
Family Guy
"I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy."
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"We don't take kindly to that sort of talk, mister."
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"- But I'd like it if we could still be friends. - I'd like that too. Wanna go for a swim?"
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"- What are we gonna do? - I don't know, Lois."
Family Guy
"You can call me Officer TJ Hooker."
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"I think the lesson here is it doesn't matter where you're from,"
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"Good Lord!"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"I'm having a birthday party. I was hoping you could come."
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"Oh, no! Someone peed in my pants!"
Family Guy
"You're funny. Well, I hope you can make it."
Family Guy
"But I hope the cake's better than the last party I went to."
Family Guy
"Oh, God. Coconut."
Family Guy
"I wanna get Barbara a really nice gift. What kind of gifts have boys gotten for you, Meg?"
Family Guy
"Oh... well..."
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"My boyfriend Prince William got me this beautiful watch."
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"And this diamond tiara. And this wonderful sceptre."
Family Guy
"She needs to get laid, big-time."
Family Guy
"I read a book saying women are from Venus, so here's what you get her."
Family Guy
"and coronae, which seem to be domes over large magma chambers. Here's five dollars."
Family Guy
"That's OK, Dad. I was thinking about getting a paper route so I could buy her gift myself."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy. I remember my first job. I was in a folk music trio."
Family Guy
"Hey, how about "Here's To You, Mrs Fleckenstein"?"
Family Guy
"You've been pitching that for an hour. It's not an attractive name."
Family Guy
"I suppose we're also not going with"
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""Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lawry's Seasoning Salt"."
Family Guy
"That's it. I'm going to Nam."
Family Guy
"Hey, there, young fella. Bringin' me good news today?"
Family Guy
"Mm."
Family Guy
"- That's a nice muscly throwin' arm you got. - Uh, thanks."
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"Got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket, but my arthritis..."
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"Why don't you reach in and fish it out for yourself?"
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"That's OK, mister. I don't collect till the end of the month."
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"I'll see you tomorrow. Weird."
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"It'll make you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. So I guess you'll smell of bourbon and Vicodin."
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"- That's very thoughtful. - Can I spray some on you?"
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"- Ow! My eyes! - They're beautiful."
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"Just get away from me, Chris!"
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