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Clips from 30 Rock - Señor Macho Solo (S03E03)

"Okay. You've got it."
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"And I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe."
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"Well, actually... I am me. So..."
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"Wow."
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"Is this part of your mommy thing?"
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"Yay!"
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"Like order a tall coffee or talk about my Nintendo Wii?"
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"And I want her to open the next show with a song... from the movie."
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"Yeah."
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"Whoever that is."
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"When you first met me, did you think I was a child?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Was anything even going to happen between us tonight?"
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"It's because I have a thing about intimacy."
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"Instead of, uh... any of it..."
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"A towel, sir?"
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"On your testicle?"
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"Aren't people over her? I mean, come on!"
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"Do we at least have the music rights?"
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"Hello?"
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"...of late."
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"And if you gave me another chance, maybe this could be something."
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"Jack. What are you doing here?"
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"I'm in love with my mother's nurse."
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"I'll do it."
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"Oh, I see your confusion! That is funny!"
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"# Who would ever really want to go and top that... Top that...?"
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"What?"
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"Yaaaaaaaay!"
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"that's fun."
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"It's all going to be fine."
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"Because..."
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"You've inspired me."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"No, I'm waiting for the results of a biopsy. We went to this picnic."
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"...if I don't see you there..."
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"I'm coming to help you!"
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"Why? Do you want to get married? I'll do it."
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"But I'm not counting on spending the rest of my life with her."
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"So, Stuart... What is it like living under a bridge?"
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"#...Ah?"
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"It all started when I realized I'm probably dying."
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"Socially inept and baby crazy."
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"But, at other times, she is asleep."
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"How far into that biography are you?"
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"I'll sign your stupid contract."
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"Not very."
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"Spend my lunch hour walking up and down Sixth Avenue... Iooking for a hot meal."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"You came out wrong."
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"I'm fine."
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"Jack, would you like to stay?"
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"I don't want to impose."
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"Everybody, this is my friend, Jack."
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""Not ah" told me to wait three days before I called you."
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"Are you free for dinner some night this week?"
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"It could be a number of things."
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"Whoa! Oh, yeah!"
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"Uh, Liz... Jenna got the lead in the Janis Joplin biopic that I'm co-producing."
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"...they decided to take a break"
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"if they wanted to stay together."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry! I thought he was someone else!"
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"Me neither, because she never wore any."
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"How about we grab some coffee and explore this?"
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"They are similar."
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"You can't fight synergy, Lemon. It's bigger than all of us."
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"Because she's asleep."
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"The lady will be having the tasting menu, but with some substitutions."
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"You should work for The Huffington Post."
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"Uh... Uh, no. Uh... Uh, never mind."
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"But the point is..."
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"Okay."
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"I just don't know what to do."
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"Be alone. We were never meant to be alone, Lemon."
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"I don't want to die alone. And now, I don't have to."
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"Shut it down!"
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"# Chunk of my lung... Chunk of my lung...?"
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