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Clips from South Park - Pee (S13E13)

"- * i'm goin' down to south park *"
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"* gonna have myself a time"
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"- * friendly faces everywhere"
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"* humble folks without temptation *"
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"- * ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor *"
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"- * we're goin' to the water park *"
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"* we're going to the water park *"
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"* me and all my best friends"
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"* except for kyle, who i don't like *"
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"- what do you guys wanna do first?"
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"i hear they have a new inner tube slide."
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"as long as there aren't any minorities."
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"- we're here! it's the water park!"
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"wave pool! wave pool!"
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"wave pool!"
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"oh, what the hell?"
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"- all right."
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"what do you guys wanna ride first?"
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"- well, cartman said he wanted to do the wave pool first,"
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"- dude, this is awesome!"
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"how long i can hold my breath under water?"
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"butters--butters! what the fuck?"
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"are you peeing in the pool?"
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"- no, dude. butters' pee is in there!"
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"- aw, come on. look at all this water."
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"it doesn't matter if one person pees in it."
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"- no, they don't. - yeah, they do, kyle."
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"* minorities"
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"* this was our land, our dream *"
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"* minorities"
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"* are minorities"
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"* and the lines just keep getting crazier *"
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"* somebody do something"
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"* why can't they leave this land alone? *"
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"* feel a bit like dying"
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"* black people"
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"* i think i even saw native american *"
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"- oh, come on, kyle."
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"why would i go back?"
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"- well dude, what are you gonna do?"
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"guess how many white people are at the water park today?"
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"143."
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"there are actually more minorities here than us."
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"then who's the minority?"
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"- do i look like a minority to you, stupid?"
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"to minorities."
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"- this is more math than i've ever seen you do."
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"- because it's important!"
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"- the who?! - the mayans."
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"they knew that minorities would take over the world"
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"- blow it out your ass, cartman."
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"- oh, come on! look how big this pool is."
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"- [italian accent] ah, gentlemen!"
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"how can i a help you?"
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"- pi pi, we have some dire news"
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"it's my biggest-a weekend!"
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"everyone is having the fun!"
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"- you're endangering peoples' lives."
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"there's no telling what'll happen!"
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"- one in three people admit they pee in pools."
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"add another for people who do but don't admit it,"
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"that's two in three."
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"venice is almost all pee,"
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"you can't-a barge in here and tell me"
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"that i have to close down"
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"just because my water park has-a too much pee."
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"and take your wild pee theories with you."
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"- look out for the pee!"
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"- aah! gross!"
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"- sir, please, my son is in there!"
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"- we don't know yet, all right?"
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"there's been a pee breach and lot of people are dead."
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"now, i'm sorry, but you're gonna have to--"
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"but he refused to shut down."
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"this was inevitable."
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"- it was almost all pee, no h."
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"- you can't just leave my son in there with all that pee!"
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"- i think that would be a very bad idea."
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"- and why is that?"
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"we have reason to believe that when people are exposed"
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"- change how?"
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"this monkey is healthy and normal in every way."
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"- my god, he's become full of rage!"
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"- kyle, quick! you gotta swim over to us!"
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"- no way!"
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"- you gotta swim over here, kyle!"
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"why do you think everyone washes their hands"
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"- what?"
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"- not...all the time."
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"before you touch your wiener."
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"ahh! oh! ahh!"
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"[groaning and moaning]"
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"[breathing heavily]"
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"- do you need to wash your hands?"
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"- i can't hold on--help!"
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"- yes! yes, help me!"
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"yes, help me! i'm just a little boy!"
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"- ha. yes. thank you."
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"- we need to find something to paddle with."
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"and i appear to be the last of my species alive."
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"what will the minorities do with me?"
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"ahem. does anyone need medical help?"
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"i am a doctor."
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"- randy--randy, calm down!"
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"- what is all pee?"
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"they think a lot of people have died."
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"- randy, you've got to do something!"
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"they'll go in to look for survivors."
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"- i said keep the media out."
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"- we aren't sure of the ramifications,"
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"- all right, let's test it. bring in the monkeys!"
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"- no, damn it no!"
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"- dude, why the hell aren't people coming to help us?"
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"- i don't know."
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"they tried to warn-a the pi pi, but the pi pi not believe them!"
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"- who are you?"
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"when it reached 90% pee!"
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"maybe you boys can-a help pi pi!"
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"there's the emergency release valve!"
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"- that is-a the problem."
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