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Clips from South Park - Pee (S13E13)

"i would do it, but the pi pi is a no good at the swimming."
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"somebody will have to dive down into the pee"
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"- no!"
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"- you said you can hold your breath the longest, kyle."
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"how to shut off the valve."
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"always makes me need to pee."
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"- you don't pee in the shower, dude!"
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"we've got to get this boy to that drainage valve"
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"in this minority-run world?"
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"i can see it now."
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"- alright, eric cartman."
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"- i read treasure island because i was so happy"
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"- good."
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"- [softly] noooo..."
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"- well, i do just as much work..."
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"you'll never make as much as a minority."
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"eventually the minorities will do away with me all together."
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"- all those opposed?"
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"- [softly] nooooo..."
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"- no!"
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"no, i don't want to live in your world, do you understand?"
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"and-a pi pi will a-pull you back-a to the surface."
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"- you got-a the map-a and pi pi's instructions."
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"- yes. - good."
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"now just-a one last thing."
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"- what?"
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"- i am not-- not drinking pee."
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"- what's-a the problem?"
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"you are always drinking the pee!"
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"i wouldn't even be able to keep it down!"
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"in your mother's-a belly!"
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"they've also been testing antidotes on monkeys."
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"- is it possible"
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"get another monkey!"
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"[monkey chattering]"
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"- holy god. it works!"
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"you can test the antidote on me."
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"ugh..."
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"- he's losin' it! stevens, your gun!"
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"- he's alright!"
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"ahghghggh!"
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"- alright-a!"
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"- alright, they finally came for us!"
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"- are you fucking kidding me?!"
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"- wait here a minute, stan. i'm going to call your mother."
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"- guys! guys!"
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"- aww, you lived?"
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"- oh, my god, you guys!"
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"i really thought i was the only non-minority on earth!"
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"- it wasn't? so then you mean..."
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"well, it may be only three years, but i intend to live"
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"- aw, come on. it was just a little pee, kyle."
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"i hate pee! i'm grossed out by pee!"
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"the only thing i find more disgusting than pee is bananas!"
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"- alright everyone, quick! here you go!"
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"- what's this?"
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"- eat your banana or we will have to put you down!"
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"- * i'm goin' down to south park *"
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"* gonna leave my woes behind"
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"- * headin' on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind *"
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"- * [muffled]"
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"* the water park, the water park *"
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"i haven't been to the water park in like over a year!"
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"- no, dude, we gotta go to the wave pool first!"
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"it's so dope."
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"- you know, there's always like five or six"
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"minorities wearing their t-shirts in the wave pool."
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"at 4:00, you got it?"
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"- come on, let's go! - we got it, dad."
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"- hey, fellas! fellas, hang on."
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"i gotta go to the bathroom."
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"- okay. go ahead. - okay. thanks!"
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"- you said go ahead!"
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"i am not the only person here who's peed in the pool."
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"lots a people do."
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"- to be perfectly frank,"
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"- dude!"
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"- come on, show us how long you can hold your breath!"
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"- no!"
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"[melancholy music]"
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"* it used to be so fun and special *"
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"* there's a hole in my heart and i can't go on *"
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"* there are too many minorities *"
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"* at my water park"
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"* our dream"
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"* i tried to go and tell the police *"
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"- guarde sus brazos y piernas dentro del paseo--"
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"* too many"
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"* we've got to change our priorities *"
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"* out of my water park"
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"* my water park"
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"- ater this, you guys wanna hit the hurricane slides?"
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"- you bet."
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"- dude, i just found out that everybody pees in pools."
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"- not today--yet."
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"- aw, come on!"
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"just hang out here at the table all day?"
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"you guys, we have got problems of biblical proportions!"
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"- dude, where have you been? - i've been counting."
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"and there are 190 black people."
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"- well, then they're not minorities, are they?"
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"- what do you mean?"
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"- dumb ass, if there's 60% of them to 40% of us,"
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"- the black and brown people."
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"- no, you're the minority!"
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"now look, guys, i did some calculations."
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"that's a 50% rise in one year."
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"a 50% rise each year means that in three years"
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"and now it's happening!"
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"- i'm gonna go on the slides."
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"well, looks like at least you've got some sense"
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"from coming true, buddy?"
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"- eugene! that is disgusting!"
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"did you just pee in the pool?"
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"one person peeing in it isn't going to hurt anything."
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"- oh, my god!"
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"i am with the pi pi."
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"- i've just finished some tests."
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"- yes, so what's the problem?"
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"in any water park is 83%."
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