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Clips from American Dad! - Escape from Pearl Bailey (S04E04)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"to mess with those losers at the Renaissance Faire."
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"Oh, was that this period? Sorry. Guess it slipped my mind."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"Forget it, Steve."
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"I can't believe what this school is coming to under Lisa's leadership."
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"Debbie, the solution has been right under my Keds this whole time."
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"Me? That's ridiculous."
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"- Couldn't afford them. - What?"
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"If I'm gonna get his highlights in by tomorrow, I've got to get him in the chair now!"
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"And so, fellow students..."
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"You forgot to pander to the Eagle Scouts."
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"But we can plant a story in the school paper saying you collect compasses."
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"Hello, um, " competition.""
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"There are some mean people at this school."
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"Till then, enjoy this " Vote for Debbie" windshield scraper."
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"Where is this fat cow?"
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"I have some fresh new styles that could get any bovine ready for summer."
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"Birthday party? Oh, right!"
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"No time. I still have to go canvass the chess team, the baggy-pants mafia..."
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"This is the worst Christmas ever."
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"she isn't fit enough... to wear people clothes.""
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"Who did this?"
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"Turn off these computers! No, not good enough!"
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"What is this, mahogany?"
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"[Cheering, Applause]"
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"- Aren't you pissed off? - Sure."
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"[Sighs]"
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"- Ah! - Hey! The man's lady was just publicly humiliated."
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"- You okay? - I will be, Snot."
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"[All Gasping]"
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"This is my promotional lunch box from that Cartoon Network show..."
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"Yes, Toshi, there is a way you can help me."
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"[Gasps, Squealing]"
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"I'll show you a buffalo."
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"- [Splattering, Splashing] - [Amy Screaming]"
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"[Chuckles] Yes. I'm funny."
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"- Hello, Janet. - [Whimpering, Sighing]"
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"You think Debbie's fat? I'll show you fat."
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"I'd like you to turn a trick, to use the parlance of your profession..."
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"- with my stuffed friend here. - Hmm."
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"- Got my revenge! - That's great, honey."
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"Well, it was nice of Steve to acknowledge us this week..."
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"even if it was only this once."
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"You know what? You're better off without her."
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"She's not fit enough to recalibrate your tricorder!"
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"That's the same lame joke from the web page."
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"The Death Star, or Carl Sagan's spaceship of the imagination?"
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"Fine! You got us!"
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"If Debbie was president, you'd be so busy being first lady we'd never see you again."
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"Do you have any idea what you've done?"
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"and jammed laxatives arm-deep into a buffalo!"
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"You should thank us! We saved you from suffocating under her!"
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"Yeah."
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"Easy, girl. They belong to the bleachers now."
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"[All Yelling]"
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"Also, she'll have snacks. Healthy snacks, but snacks."
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"The Art Club, the Future Farmers, the Young Auctioneers."
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"Hey, somebody's stealing focus!"
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"It's those nerds! Seize them!"
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"Your method is flawed!"
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"Run!"
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"Nice gambit, Barry."
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"That reward money's ours."
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"But first, the ritual of the rusty dagger..."
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"I bought from a vampire on eBay."
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"The scrawny, nerdy one."
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"But when it's someone you care about, well, I understand now why you went all nutter-butters."
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"Let's get you out of here."
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"We're still getting that reward money for the rest of you."
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"If running for my life with these guys has taught me anything..."
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"I need to find room in my life for you and them."
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"But, Debbie, we were gonna use the reward money to buy a real cat skeleton."
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"Go! I'll hold them off."
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"[Yelling Continues]"
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"As long as we stay friends, there's nothing we can't-"
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"but we might as well go out in a blaze of glory."
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"- [Blows Landing] - [Yelling Continues]"
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"[Moaning]"
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"Oh, Debbie, how I've missed your juicy beanbag-chair lips."
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"Let's not ever break up again!"
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"Never again!"
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"Well, this would be awkward if we had any semblance of social skills."
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"They're making puberty."
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"Uh, Steve, we're here to debate which futuristic sci-fi costumes we'll be wearing..."
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"It's cool. I need to get to Biology anyway. See you guys."
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"We've narrowed our choices down to viper pilots from Galactica..."
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"pre-crime cops from Minority Report or-"
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"Debbie's really packing it on, huh?"
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"[Moaning]"
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"[Toilet Flushing]"
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"[Hooting, Cheering]"
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"[Boy] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"And as far as I know, she's never been hunted near extinction!"
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"That's right! Say words!"
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"Just last week I was at a mandatory pep rally..."
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"and they threatened to kick my ass because I wouldn't give them an " O.""
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"I mean, I just gave them a " G." What am I, made of letters?"
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"You could run for student council president!"
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"You represent the disenfranchised masses-"
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"the nerds, the dweebs, the spazzes."
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"Together we're unstoppable!"
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"Not the best-looking group, but unstoppable!"
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"Look, Steve, politics just isn't my thing."
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"Come on, let's get to Biology. It's fetal pig day."
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"Sorry. No fetal pigs this year."
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"Student council shifted money from the science department..."
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"so they could hire a pricey Hollywood buffalo groomer."
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"That's it. I'm running for president."
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"when you cast your vote for class president keep me in mind."
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"I may not understand your obsession with a 30-year-old British TV show..."
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"or the challenges facing Christian weight lifters..."
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"Or the goals of the League of Red-headed Gentlemen..."
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"but I do understand how it feels to be a powerless outcast."
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"We all deserve a voice in student government."
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"I hope you'll let me be that voice."
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"- Thank you. - [Applause, Cheering]"
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